THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:59 pm

Alex :
Get, get down to the Zenga, Zengabeat
Get, get down to the Zenga, Zengabeat
Get, get down, to the Zenga, to the Zengabeat

Rafa:
Get down to the Zengabeat
Get down to the Zengabeat
Get down, get down
Get down, get down
Get down to the Zengabeat

Roberto:
Get down, get down
Get down, get down
Get down to the Zengabeat

Walter:
Get down, down, get down
Get down, down, get Zengabeat
Get down, down, get down
Get Zengabeat, get down

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Zengaboys comeback tour 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRx2CQ5F86Y

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END

Post by Ando » Sat Nov 04, 2017 1:15 am

I tried regain have you

Yeh I tried to sign Higuaín

I can't see any sign of rain

No sign of a brain, You talking about a previous manager?

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END

Post by Ohiotractorboy » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:25 pm

Alex "Did you ever think of the NFL?"
Rafa "Easy to transition to, what were you all thinking?"
Roberto "The Browns are hiring!"
Walter "How about f**k no!"

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END

Post by marko69 » Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:49 pm

^^^^ Hahahahahaha!! ^^^^

Those poor Browns!

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END

Post by derick_ipsw » Sun Nov 05, 2017 4:02 pm

Neil. Fancy a job
Rafar. What job.
Di matteo.Nose job
Nuno. Blow job.

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END

Post by Watership Down » Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:35 pm

It just goes to show hair doesn't grow on eggs

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by marko69 » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:47 am

PRESTON NORTH END RESULTS

SCORES
Nicscreamer 5pts
Ohiotractorboy 4pts
Ando, Frosty, Bluemike 3pts
Derick, Blueblood 2pts


LEAGUE TABLE

NICSREAMER 32
SHED ON TOUR 29
TANGFASTIC 29
OHIOTRACTORBOY 27
ANDO 26
BLUEMIKE 26
DERICKIPSW 25
FROSTY 25
BLUEBLOOD 23
BARMY BILLY 19
NUMBER 9 17
WATERSHIP DOWN 15
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 12
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1


HULL CITY PIC:

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by Ohiotractorboy » Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:12 pm

"Jimmy, when we said to be easily accesible for your book signings, that wasnt quite what we meant!"

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by Bluemike » Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:26 pm

""Misprint !!!......It should say Bellend""

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by Ando » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:36 pm

The only thing he ever bent was people's ears.

Book Should have been called bottle it like Bullard, a book about his time in the jungle. But who buys a book with only one page?

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by barmy billy » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:21 pm

'The Cockney 'c*ck' - One Hullava Read'
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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by Watership Down » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:22 pm

Bend it like Billiards. It takes a lot of balls to win a game.

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by nicscreamer » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:42 pm

jimmy bullards tries his hand at uri geller style videos

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by derick_ipsw » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:46 pm

Bluemike wrote:""Misprint !!!......It should say Bellend""
That's my winner. :D

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by Frosty » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:40 am

I actually took time out to read the synopsis of his book ...................


"An enthralling journey for people of all ages (although geared more around the under 10's). Co written by David Williams (as the writing bit didn't interest Jimmy) with illustrations by Banksy captures a man whose career spanned 43 different clubs where he made 14 starts and 388 sub appearances scoring 7 own goals, giving away 14 penalties and collecting a complete deck of Red and Yellow playing cards from the match officials. This book isn't just about Football however, it captures what it takes to be a real man, exploring the best drinking spots around the greater Hull area, the best Emergency clinics Britian has to offer, as well as trying out the latest in womens Hair Fashion. After retiring from Football we follow the next chapter in his remarkable life as he fails miserably on reality TV shows before taking on Football Management where he starts out slowly and then fades away. This book is a must have for anyone that needs a table leg propping up or for those of us who have had a bad curry and exhausted their tissue stocks."

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:20 pm

Jimmy Bullards NEW cook book:
Ingredients: One dressing room, one dirty kit bin, one pair of pants and one nude Bullard. You can't imagine Michael Owen getting up to this sort of thing...

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by Shed on tour » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:27 am

Send it back to the publisher immediately.
I said I was the jewel in the crown of the Ipswich Town team not Jewell was a prat in signing me.

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY

Post by derick_ipsw » Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:17 am

https://goo.gl/images/or1uZf Jimmy Bulllards twin brother thinks his book is crap!!
Caption.

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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - ASTON VILLA (25th Nov)

Post by marko69 » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:31 pm

Only ten entries for 'ull city....... let's see more for Vanilla, please.

HULL CITY SCORES
Bluemike 5pts
DerickIpsw 4pts
Barmy Billy 3pts
Ando & Watership Down 2pts

LEAGUE TABLE

NICSREAMER 33
BLUEMIKE 31
SHED ON TOUR 30
DERICKIPSW 29
TANGFASTIC 29
OHIOTRACTORBOY 28
ANDO 28
FROSTY 26
BLUEBLOOD 24
BARMY BILLY 22
WATERSHIP DOWN 17
NUMBER 9 17
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 12
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1


ASTON VILLA PIC

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(And no that's not me. If I could get down to that size, I'd have a celebratory fudge donut)

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by Watership Down » Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:02 pm

I hope for a positive result a Villa but a point would do nicely given their resurgence

Caption. Is that the 'Fat Owl of Greyfriars Billy Bunter....... must be a cream bun as the prize.

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by marko69 » Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:07 pm

Watership Down wrote:I hope for a positive result a Villa but a point would do nicely given their resurgence

Caption. Is that the 'Fat Owl of Greyfriars Billy Bunter....... must be a cream bun as the prize.
Had to google this........ you are not far off with it! :lol:

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by Shed on tour » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:06 pm

Villa's new midfield signing proves that he is quicker than Cole Skuse.

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by Frosty » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:13 pm

Caption:


"With 217 Birmingham City supporters not far behind, even Fat Boy Slim showed an unexpected turn of speed"

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by Bluemike » Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:06 pm

CAPTION......Villa parade their shock new signing, Grant Holt.

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by Ando » Fri Nov 24, 2017 7:07 pm

Think Villa will win 2-1. However we played well midweek and if we press like we did Wednesday then we do have a really good chance. Will be interesting to see if he shuffles the pack a bit.

Caption "oh f..k should of had a sh*t before I started, I knew this 100 meters would take hours"

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by Bluemike » Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:00 pm

CAPTION.... "James Scharman's first big acting part, he's playing a Right Tit in the New Aston Villa promotion video"

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by ipswichtownNo1 » Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:41 pm

Caption.

Another fine example of a birmingham male

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by ipswichtownNo1 » Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:58 pm

Or

Potato couch does the robot

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by barmy billy » Fri Nov 24, 2017 11:04 pm

Caption: 'Villa Academy On The Right Track Since SlimFast Put Something In'.

AV 1 - ITFC 1

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:01 am

Caption: Donald Trump denies ever being an Aston Villa fan in his younger days,
Latest Tweet: LIES LIES LIES Fake News.
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