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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:59 pm
  

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Alex :
Get, get down to the Zenga, Zengabeat
Get, get down to the Zenga, Zengabeat
Get, get down, to the Zenga, to the Zengabeat

Rafa:
Get down to the Zengabeat
Get down to the Zengabeat
Get down, get down
Get down, get down
Get down to the Zengabeat

Roberto:
Get down, get down
Get down, get down
Get down to the Zengabeat

Walter:
Get down, down, get down
Get down, down, get Zengabeat
Get down, down, get down
Get Zengabeat, get down

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Join in the dance moves
Zengaboys comeback tour 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRx2CQ5F86Y


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 1:15 am
  


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I tried regain have you

Yeh I tried to sign Higuaín

I can't see any sign of rain

No sign of a brain, You talking about a previous manager?


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:25 pm
  

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Alex "Did you ever think of the NFL?"
Rafa "Easy to transition to, what were you all thinking?"
Roberto "The Browns are hiring!"
Walter "How about f**k no!"


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:49 pm
  

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^^^^ Hahahahahaha!! ^^^^

Those poor Browns!


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 4:02 pm
  

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Neil. Fancy a job
Rafar. What job.
Di matteo.Nose job
Nuno. Blow job.


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:35 pm
  


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It just goes to show hair doesn't grow on eggs


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:47 am
  

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PRESTON NORTH END RESULTS

SCORES
Nicscreamer 5pts
Ohiotractorboy 4pts
Ando, Frosty, Bluemike 3pts
Derick, Blueblood 2pts


LEAGUE TABLE

NICSREAMER 32
SHED ON TOUR 29
TANGFASTIC 29
OHIOTRACTORBOY 27
ANDO 26
BLUEMIKE 26
DERICKIPSW 25
FROSTY 25
BLUEBLOOD 23
BARMY BILLY 19
NUMBER 9 17
WATERSHIP DOWN 15
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 12
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1


HULL CITY PIC:

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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:12 pm
  

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"Jimmy, when we said to be easily accesible for your book signings, that wasnt quite what we meant!"


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:26 pm
  

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""Misprint !!!......It should say Bellend""


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:36 pm
  


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The only thing he ever bent was people's ears.

Book Should have been called bottle it like Bullard, a book about his time in the jungle. But who buys a book with only one page?


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:21 pm
  

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'The Cockney 'c*ck' - One Hullava Read'


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:22 pm
  


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Bend it like Billiards. It takes a lot of balls to win a game.


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:42 pm
  

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jimmy bullards tries his hand at uri geller style videos


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:46 pm
  

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Bluemike wrote:
""Misprint !!!......It should say Bellend""


That's my winner. :D


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:40 am
  

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I actually took time out to read the synopsis of his book ...................


"An enthralling journey for people of all ages (although geared more around the under 10's). Co written by David Williams (as the writing bit didn't interest Jimmy) with illustrations by Banksy captures a man whose career spanned 43 different clubs where he made 14 starts and 388 sub appearances scoring 7 own goals, giving away 14 penalties and collecting a complete deck of Red and Yellow playing cards from the match officials. This book isn't just about Football however, it captures what it takes to be a real man, exploring the best drinking spots around the greater Hull area, the best Emergency clinics Britian has to offer, as well as trying out the latest in womens Hair Fashion. After retiring from Football we follow the next chapter in his remarkable life as he fails miserably on reality TV shows before taking on Football Management where he starts out slowly and then fades away. This book is a must have for anyone that needs a table leg propping up or for those of us who have had a bad curry and exhausted their tissue stocks."


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:20 pm
  

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Jimmy Bullards NEW cook book:
Ingredients: One dressing room, one dirty kit bin, one pair of pants and one nude Bullard. You can't imagine Michael Owen getting up to this sort of thing...


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:27 am
  

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Send it back to the publisher immediately.
I said I was the jewel in the crown of the Ipswich Town team not Jewell was a prat in signing me.


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - HULL CITY
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:17 am
  

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https://goo.gl/images/or1uZf Jimmy Bulllards twin brother thinks his book is crap!!
Caption.


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