THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by Frosty » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:13 am

"the Marketing Manager from 'Weight Watchers' was fired shortly after this promotional video was aired."

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by derick_ipsw » Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:24 am

Caption. John Terry's injury is worst than expected !!

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by nicscreamer » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:01 pm

Villa take a risk on a new marquee signing.... Harry Potter.

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:20 pm

Caption: If you run fast enough you too can become Deputy Leader of the Labour Party Like Tom Watson from West Bromwich East.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=mp ... ORM=VRDGAR

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by Ohiotractorboy » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:51 pm

"Michael Chopra started his comeback with Villa today..."

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Re: THE DON CUP - ASTON VILLA (25/11/17) Page two.

Post by marko69 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:43 am

Usual suspects having a go at the competition (except Tangfastic for whatever reason, hope you're still alive, dude) and it's tight at the top heading into December. Judges (3 of which are Hibees) appreciated the Holt "fat bstd" humour, giving Mike 5pts for second week in a row gaining top spot.

VILLA SCORES
Bluemike 5pts
Shed on Tour & Ohiotractorboy 4pts
Watership Down 3pts
DerickIpsw 2pts


LEAGUE TABLE

BLUEMIKE 36
NICSREAMER 34
SHED ON TOUR 34
OHIOTRACTORBOY 32
DERICKIPSW 31
ANDO 29
TANGFASTIC 29
FROSTY 27
BLUEBLOOD 25
BARMY BILLY 23
WATERSHIP DOWN 20
NUMBER 9 17
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 12
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1


NOTT'M FOREST CAPTION PIC

Tw@t watch:

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by Bluemike » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:57 am

CAPTION.... "There's been plenty of sh*t come out of Roy Keane over the years but this looks like there is a massive one on the way"

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by nicscreamer » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:59 am

Roy Keane regrets taking the quick acting Ex-Lax before meeting Alf-Inge Haland for a "chat " about " that " tackle!

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by marko69 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:50 am

Caption attempt.
International musical statues championships.

Announcers mate whispers to the announcer: "You've had that music paused for ages, Bob."
Announcer: "I know. Let's go for a pint. Your round."

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by Watership Down » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:55 pm

Caption "I hope the stitching holds or it's my Spitfire and 2 hangars that will be launched.

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:14 pm

Caption: Even Tenna XL Pants couldn't keep this Tw@t Dry.

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by derick_ipsw » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:44 pm

Caption. When a supporter said Keane you sh*t, he did not expect Keane to take him literally.

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by barmy billy » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:24 pm

Caption: 'Knit one, pearl one, drop one.'
Last edited by barmy billy on Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by Shed on tour » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:45 pm

Cloughie shouts to Roy Keane from the touch line, young man get ready to take one for the team.

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by Frosty » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:05 pm

"Oh f*ck .... I forgot to put my shorts on again"

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by marko69 » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:47 am

**TANGFASTIC**

If you still read this thread, you have a pm.

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by Ando » Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:10 am

1, "come on vinny, get your hands on these"


2, when told by Clough to get on his bike, Keane came up with his own version of the crazy frog AKA the crazy Irish tw@t.

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by Ohiotractorboy » Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:31 pm

"Have a go at these, they are made of iron"

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Re: THE DON CUP - NOTTM FOREST (2/12/17) page 3

Post by marko69 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:04 am

FOREST SCORES
Blueblood 5pts
Shed on Tour 4pts
Watership Down & Frosty 3pts
Ando (frog) 2pts




LEAGUE TABLE

SHED ON TOUR 38
BLUEMIKE 37
NICSREAMER 35
OHIOTRACTORBOY 33
DERICKIPSW 32
ANDO 31
FROSTY 30
BLUEBLOOD 30
TANGFASTIC 29
BARMY BILLY 24
WATERSHIP DOWN 23
NUMBER 9 17
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 12
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1


BORO CAPTION

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by nicscreamer » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:19 pm

Middlesbrough make this weeks spot the ball competition much easier than usual.

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by Shed on tour » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:11 pm

See, that big fat bird up there is not the only one who scores occasionally.

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by Watership Down » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:12 pm

Look at me when you are talking to me........ I'm over here dimwit

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by ipswichtownNo1 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:46 pm

Oi! You cheeky b@stard!!
A , we are not fat and B, we are not paid with fish n chips, its a different ramsdens dimwhit

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:18 pm

Ramsden`s You said we would be Porn stars not Pawn brokers .

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by Frosty » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:00 am

Preston Player (wearing Bolton's strip) :wink:


"That's not fair!! ................ we forgot to turn our Goal Keeper around after half-time"

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by Ando » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:16 pm

Opposition watch another two points pass them by as Boro earn late draw.

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by ipswichtownNo1 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:43 pm

Psssst Frosty, its Bolton :wink:

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by Frosty » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:30 pm

ipswichtownNo1 wrote:Psssst Frosty, its Bolton :wink:

oops ......... please don't let anyone else on the forum i screwed up ok??? :lol: :lol:

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by derick_ipsw » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:13 pm

Caption. Go on pull my finger and I will make farting sound

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by marko69 » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:56 pm

Caption:

"You're sh*t, Jonas."
"So are you, McCarthy"

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