THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:10 pm

Bolton brought their keeper and still lost.... :wink:

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Re: THE DON CUP: MIDDLESBOROUGH 9/12/17 (page 3)

Post by marko69 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:24 pm

Middlesborough scoring to be counted possibly next week witn this Reading caption. Possibility of delays in scoring due to my son and the Australians all heading back to their respective countries for Xmas hols. But they'll all eventually be scored.

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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

Post by nicscreamer » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:56 am

Alex Ferguson said "I'm shoving THIS up your arse", and that was when I knew I had to leave Man Utd.!!!!

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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:37 pm

Beckham,s Golden Balls They were this big No Wonder Posh walked funny.
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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Ando » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:45 pm

Mick come here, is your nose really this big ?

Yeh, and you better f..King duck when I turn round .

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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Frosty » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:01 pm

"Wow, seriously!? ........... your transfer budget is really that small Mick?"

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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Bluemike » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:19 pm

" I swear Cole Skuse just passed it that far"

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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

Post by barmy billy » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:32 pm

Caption: 'I don't understand what you are trying to say. Stop stammering and spit it out.'

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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Shed on tour » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:05 pm

Ouch! According to Mick after that tackle McGoldrick’s balls swelled to this size.

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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Watership Down » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:18 pm

"Take this job and shove it!!"

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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Ohiotractorboy » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:53 pm

After I get done destroying Harry Potter, I will crush Mick McCarthy's pathetic team!!

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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

Post by derick_ipsw » Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:05 pm

Honest to god my c*ck is this big!!

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Re: THE DON CUP: READING (do not disturb) 16/12/17 (page 4)

Post by marko69 » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:06 pm

Hi folks. Unfortunately, as stated further up the thread, ''tis holiday season and gathering scoring votes isn't happening until the New Year. So we can keep on adding the funny stuff to the pictures and it'll all be scored, probably week commencing January 8th. Same rules apply, have as many goes as you like, funnier sh*t gets the bigger points.

WOLVES CAPTION

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Watership Down » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:40 pm

Caption " Where do I go now...... home... nope the wife doesn't want me.... I know... Ipswich they have been waiting long enough to get back to the Premiership and I need a rest.

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Bluemike » Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:23 pm

CAPTION...."Sacked for sticking up for Terry Connor, I just misunderstood Marcus when he said he hated that f**king Black pudding"

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by nicscreamer » Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:05 am

if I'm getting sacked, I'm taking all of my tactics with me in the box. It's 4 x 4 x 2

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by derick_ipsw » Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:58 am

Which way is the dole office ?

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Shed on tour » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:27 am

Just heard a rumour that Ipswich might be offering me a job.
Can somebody tell me where the f**k that is as I can’t even find it on my sat nav?

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:33 pm

Keep it in the box don't go on the offensive.

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Shed on tour » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:08 am

What's in the box Mick?
Mick: I've come to the conclusion that only fools & horses work so have gone into the hospitality business with some bloke called Evans. Loads of tickets for sporting events in the box but where they come from is a mystery.

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by marko69 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:58 am

Caption:

After reading the Sky headline:
Reporter: Mick, any thoughts on losing your Wolves job?
Mick: No tit job is safe lad. One of you lot will be gettin tit sack too. February 29th? There's no tit f**king thing, lad!

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:13 pm

Listen, you’ve got me, boring old big nose f**king old fart with a sh*te football team, now Im off boxes and all.
Portman road here I come.

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Ando » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:34 pm

Isn't the turkey ment to be in the box

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Frosty » Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:30 am

"I feel so humiliated having just been sacked, however, at least I am better off than TC who was set on fire by a disgruntled fan and is leaving the ground beside me in a box"

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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES 23/12/17 (page 4)

Post by marko69 » Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:55 pm

Had some assurances that the Middlesborough, Reading, Wolves and this Derby County caption wil be scored through next week before the January 6th game. I'm not going to hold my breath on that....... three of the scorers fly to Amsterdam on the 2nd before flying out to Sydney on the 7th. I'm presuming those guys will be melted for the week. If they do manage to score, get some freaky funny sh*t, their senses of humour will be warped for a few days.

Derby County

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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Shed on tour » Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:19 pm

Fecking hell Robbie that tackle was savage.

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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Post by ipswichtownNo1 » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:08 am

" here, take this imaginary stick to help you stay on your feet after my imaginary tackle you diving cheating little winker!"

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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Shed on tour » Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:04 am

Savage: My mate Wayne said you were a winker so I thought I would blow you a kiss but never expected you to fall that easily.

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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:34 pm

You fell over like a pr!ck it`s no surprise what`s CUM out of your mouth and heading for my leg..

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