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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:59 pm
  

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Come on Robbie if you think you are Savage I will fight you on my knees!!


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
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You said you would swallow not spit it out.


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
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If I got on my knees and I pleaded with you not to go but stay would you still go......please.


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
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Only rock sizzors paper can decide who is the biggest tw*t.


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:27 pm
  

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Excellent work over the Xmas period there, guys. Scores as follows:

MIDDLESBOROUGH
Frosty 5pts
Nicscreamer 4pts
Shed on Tour 3pts
Blueblood 2pts (Bolton keeper)

READING
Blueblood 5pts (precious vid)
Ohiotractorboy 4pts
Bluemike 3pts
Frosty & Derickipsw 2pts

WOLVES
Bluemike 5pts
DerickIpsw 4pts
Shed on Tour 3pts (sat nav)
Nicscreamer 2pts

DERBY
Blueblood 5pts (spit out)
Nicscreamer 4pts
IpswichtownNo1 3pts
Ando 2pts

LEAGUE TABLE

SHED ON TOUR 46
NICSCREAMER 46
BLUEMIKE 45
BLUEBLOOD 43
DERICKIPSW 40
FROSTY 38
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
ANDO 36
TANGFASTIC 29
WATERSHIP DOWN 27
BARMY BILLY 25
NUMBER 9 17
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 16
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1


SHEFFIELD UNITED PIC

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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:48 pm
  

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Honestly I can only take 2 fingers ask her!!


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
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Hot chick 1 " Honestley i can only take 2 fingers ask her!! "
Hot chick 2 " f*ck off , she literally took my fist! "


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
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1, Christ you don't get many of them to the pound!

2 oi I know I've not seen my feet for years but I can still kick your arse.

3 bloke sticks two fingers up to the police after being accused of knicking two footballs from the gift shop.


Better stop now


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
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How can you tell I was born in Norwich ..


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:36 am
  

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No mate, it's two in the pink, one in the stink


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
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20 Years I worked in the steel factory and only 3 times I missed the blade handle Look.


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:51 am
  

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20 Years I worked in the steel factory and only 3 times I missed the blade handle Look.


Hahahahaha! That's very clever, dude.


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:02 pm
  

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Feck off!
I’ve only got 2 tits you’ve got 11 out on the pitch.


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:04 pm
  

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Sheffields conjoined twins celebrate victory in the FA Cup over Ipswich


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
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Oi! Ive got 2 for you but they are more than a hand full!


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:34 pm
  

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Scores will be with me beginning of next week for Sheffield United efforts....... some very good efforts indeed.

Have a "bash" at the Leeds Caption.

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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
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marko69 wrote:
Scores will be with me beginning of next week for Sheffield United efforts....... some very good efforts indeed.

Have a "bash" at the Leeds Caption.

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Ere marko. Wheres the pic to bash to!!


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
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Google that guy. Every picture he has that expression. Talk about regret. Fking idiot.


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
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For ITNO1........ and you too, The Don......., this section is missed from the previews. I'd take over that job, but the forumites wouldn't appreciate the "Grannies I'd like to F*ck" section.

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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
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Next time he wont wear the glasses...
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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
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He clearly has Leeds on the brain, well if he had one


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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
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For ITNO1........ and you too, The Don......., this section is missed from the previews. I'd take over that job, but the forumites wouldn't appreciate the "Grannies I'd like to F*ck" section.

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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
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 Post subject: Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
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