THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18

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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Post by derick_ipsw » Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:59 pm

Come on Robbie if you think you are Savage I will fight you on my knees!!

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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:49 am

You said you would swallow not spit it out.

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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Watership Down » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:22 pm

If I got on my knees and I pleaded with you not to go but stay would you still go......please.

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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Post by nicscreamer » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:06 pm

Smell this fist... That's your mum that is!

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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Post by Ando » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:06 pm

Only rock sizzors paper can decide who is the biggest tw*t.

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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Post by marko69 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:27 pm

Excellent work over the Xmas period there, guys. Scores as follows:

MIDDLESBOROUGH
Frosty 5pts
Nicscreamer 4pts
Shed on Tour 3pts
Blueblood 2pts (Bolton keeper)

READING
Blueblood 5pts (precious vid)
Ohiotractorboy 4pts
Bluemike 3pts
Frosty & Derickipsw 2pts

WOLVES
Bluemike 5pts
DerickIpsw 4pts
Shed on Tour 3pts (sat nav)
Nicscreamer 2pts

DERBY
Blueblood 5pts (spit out)
Nicscreamer 4pts
IpswichtownNo1 3pts
Ando 2pts

LEAGUE TABLE

SHED ON TOUR 46
NICSCREAMER 46
BLUEMIKE 45
BLUEBLOOD 43
DERICKIPSW 40
FROSTY 38
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
ANDO 36
TANGFASTIC 29
WATERSHIP DOWN 27
BARMY BILLY 25
NUMBER 9 17
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 16
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1


SHEFFIELD UNITED PIC

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by derick_ipsw » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:48 pm

Honestly I can only take 2 fingers ask her!!

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by ipswichtownNo1 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:17 pm

Hot chick 1 " Honestley i can only take 2 fingers ask her!! "
Hot chick 2 " f*ck off , she literally took my fist! "

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by Ando » Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:00 am

1, Christ you don't get many of them to the pound!

2 oi I know I've not seen my feet for years but I can still kick your arse.

3 bloke sticks two fingers up to the police after being accused of knicking two footballs from the gift shop.


Better stop now
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by Bluemike » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:20 pm

"What you mean I look like Steve Bruce, up yours you cheeky c**t"

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:41 pm

How can you tell I was born in Norwich ..

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by nicscreamer » Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:36 am

No mate, it's two in the pink, one in the stink

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by marko69 » Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:30 pm

Caption:
Attenborough voice: "And tonight, we look at the nocturnal habits, of Owls......."
Bloke with tits: "Hey Dave, FK OWLS!"

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:28 pm

20 Years I worked in the steel factory and only 3 times I missed the blade handle Look.

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by marko69 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:51 am

BLUEBLOOD wrote:20 Years I worked in the steel factory and only 3 times I missed the blade handle Look.
Hahahahaha! That's very clever, dude.

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by Frosty » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:44 am

"Feck ...... is that Donald Trumps mum?"

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by Shed on tour » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:02 pm

Feck off!
I’ve only got 2 tits you’ve got 11 out on the pitch.

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by nicscreamer » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:04 pm

Sheffields conjoined twins celebrate victory in the FA Cup over Ipswich

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by Watership Down » Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:27 pm

Oi! Ive got 2 for you but they are more than a hand full!

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by marko69 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:34 pm

Scores will be with me beginning of next week for Sheffield United efforts....... some very good efforts indeed.

Have a "bash" at the Leeds Caption.

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by ipswichtownNo1 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:27 pm

marko69 wrote:Scores will be with me beginning of next week for Sheffield United efforts....... some very good efforts indeed.

Have a "bash" at the Leeds Caption.

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Ere marko. Wheres the pic to bash to!!

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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Post by Bluemike » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:09 am

"If a picture paints a Thousand words, the first one would be C***"

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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Post by marko69 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:01 pm

Google that guy. Every picture he has that expression. Talk about regret. Fking idiot.

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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Post by marko69 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:05 pm

For ITNO1........ and you too, The Don......., this section is missed from the previews. I'd take over that job, but the forumites wouldn't appreciate the "Grannies I'd like to F*ck" section.

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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:53 am

Next time he wont wear the glasses...
Refilling your ink cartridges it`s not as easy as you think.

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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Post by Ando » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:53 am

He clearly has Leeds on the brain, well if he had one

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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Post by Ando » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:54 am

marko69 wrote:For ITNO1........ and you too, The Don......., this section is missed from the previews. I'd take over that job, but the forumites wouldn't appreciate the "Grannies I'd like to F*ck" section.

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I’m supporting Leeds ladies if that’s their kit

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Post by Frosty » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:08 am

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"I'm a lifetime fan of Brentford, unfortunately I got blind drunk on my Stag Do, entered a Chinese tatoo parlour in Leeds and slured the bloody word 'bees'"

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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Post by Shed on tour » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:15 pm

Leeds fan: Marching on together
Town fans: Marching out the ground

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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Post by barmy billy » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:52 pm

ITFC 2. Leeds 0

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