Can anyone on here play in Midfield Sat please?

[hallamblue]

As we stand today the following players are out injured ...or banned

Bishop
Hyam
Skuse
Fraser
Coke
Douglas

MFers left?

Bru ( carrying hanstring injury still?)
Tabb, ( not match fit)

Any Academy players still standing.


Can the squad get any thinner??

[marko69]

This thread title is excellent Hallam. Obviously I hope the real issue is answered regarding the squad......., but what could the forum do for MM? Obviously we could ALL play, but what would that consist of.

I'll go first. I could either start or come on as sub, and play right wing.

BUT, whether on from the start, or subbed on, I'd last 7 minutes max then collapse like a bunch of broccoli and the medics would be required.

Either that or I'd last 4 minutes and ask Bailkowski if I can go in goal for ten minutes.

What could you offer?

[herforder]

Or indeed any Saturday.....or Tuesday!

[hallamblue]

pmsl marko....I'd say you're "window" of 7 mins means you doing have to be our super sub. Coming off the bench with 7mins to go ( including the 4mins of extra time) I can see that being worth 14 mins of effort cos the Bristol defence will be shot away by this time as I ( being much younger, and an elite athlete ) will run them ragged in central midfield for the full 94 mins.

I can visualise my last surge forward from midfield only to chip the ball through for you to waddle onto and slam the ball past the hapless GK. 3pts will be ours. You will then pull a hamstring and have to be subbed to a standing ovation by Mike who will be in the stands , unable to play because he "forgot his Speedo's ".

[number 9]

I'd have to relinquish my #9 shirt, for #4. Then I could happily hoof the ball up field for a good 10 mins. Or, at least until I did my hamstring, calf, back, thigh, ankle, foot, head, neck, arm and knee in. Can you strain or tear your whole body? I'd be out for 6 to 8 weeks just like Fraser! Of course, that would be the only similarity.

[Bluemike]

It will be Douglas & Bru in CM saturday I would think.

[hallamblue]

I'd have to relinquish my #9 shirt, for #4. Then I could happily hoof the ball up field for a good 10 mins. Or, at least until I did my hamstring, calf, back, thigh, ankle, foot, head, neck, arm and knee in. Can you strain or tear your whole body? I'd be out for 6 to 8 weeks just like Fraser! Of course, that would be the only similarity.

Are you tall then?

[herforder]

It will be Douglas & Bru in CM saturday I would think.

Douglas serves final of his 3 match suspension, I think. Have to be Marko!

[hallamblue]

It will be Douglas & Bru in CM saturday I would think.

Maybe, but play the game spoilsport

[marko69]

Aw maaaaaaan! I was getting a game as well but Mick just caught me having a large 12 piece chicken meal and a Crunchie McFlurry fi Maccy Dees! Fk sake! Dropped.

[derick_ipsw]

It will be Douglas & Bru in CM saturday I would think.

Douglas serves final of his 3 match suspension, I think. Have to be Marko!

The way people just rush in and don't know what they are talking about. FU*KING priceless!! Oh I cant stop

[Bluemike]

It will be Douglas & Bru in CM saturday I would think.

Douglas serves final of his 3 match suspension, I think. Have to be Marko!

Oh yeah still a bloody game to go, forgot about that.

[Bluemike]

It will be Douglas & Bru in CM saturday I would think.

Douglas serves final of his 3 match suspension, I think. Have to be Marko!

The way people just rush in and don't know what they are talking about. FU*KING priceless!! Oh I cant stop

What was that you said about not stooping to my level ?

[derick_ipsw]

I have not, mines funny you were just insulting. See the difference? No you probably cant bless.

[Bluemike]

Well I must be honest and admit I did smile so touche.

[rossi]

made ma laugh too - thank God for a sense of humour

[ipswichtownNo1]

It will be Douglas & Bru in CM saturday I would think.

Douglas serves final of his 3 match suspension, I think. Have to be Marko!

The way people just rush in and don't know what they are talking about. FU*KING priceless!! Oh I cant stop

Seems to me somebody has been waiting for a slip up, enjoy it while you can. WHY Cant we all focus on the club, too many chips on shoulders if you ask me.

[marko69]

too many chips on shoulders if you ask me.

Chips on shoulders, ITNO1? No way man, I ate all of that Maccy Dee's meal.

[Charnwood]

Who was it who said ..."Not another f**king midfielder".....

It looks like I need to get home from my holidays....