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Oster anyone

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:57 am
by Fully
Reading boss Steve Coppell has revealed he may need to offload winger John Oster.

The Wales international has become unsettled since arriving at The Madejski Stadium in the summer.

The 26-year-old has yet to play in The Championship for the Berkshire outfit, with his only appearances coming in the Carling Cup this season.

The former Grimsby Town, Everton, Sunderland, Leeds United and Burnley man has been critical of Coppell for overlooking him in his selections.

Coppell, however, has warned he will not tolerate any more dissent from Oster and that his Reading future is in the balance.

"John is unhappy because he wants to play, but it's how you go about showing that frustration, which is the critical factor," Coppell said.

"As soon as anyone starts to become unsettling, in all honesty, they have to go.

"We just can't have that sort of behaviour filtering through the dressing room

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:17 am
by Luke
id take him, And he was with Joe at everton!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:28 pm
by uefacup81
I definitely snap him up if I was Joe... then again, knowing Joe - Oster'll probably end up going to someone else.

That said, would he really want to join us in our position? It's all well and good blaming Joe for not acting quickly enough on players... but at the end of the day, it's ultimately the player's decision.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:49 pm
by Diddy Dubz
Luke wrote:id take him, And he was with Joe at everton!
May actually agree with you luke, he looks ok

Re: Oster anyone

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:04 pm
by toby
Fully wrote:Oster anyone
No thanks, I'm allergic to shellfish...

Re: Oster anyone

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:10 pm
by Luke
toby wrote:
Fully wrote:Oster anyone
No thanks, I'm allergic to shellfish...
Thats a really Shellfish attitude to take...

Re: Oster anyone

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:12 pm
by Diddy Dubz
Luke wrote:
toby wrote:
Fully wrote:Oster anyone
No thanks, I'm allergic to shellfish...
Thats a really Shellfish attitude to take...
Come on thats SO tacky, don't make fish jokes for the halibut

Re: Oster anyone

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:16 pm
by toby
Daddy Dubz wrote:
Luke wrote:
toby wrote: No thanks, I'm allergic to shellfish...
Thats a really Shellfish attitude to take...
Come on thats SO tacky, don't make fish jokes for the halibut
:lol:

Didn't we do all these jokes when we got mark Fish on loan?

And look how that turned out!

:lol:

Re: Oster anyone

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:16 pm
by Luke
toby wrote:
Daddy Dubz wrote:
Luke wrote: Thats a really Shellfish attitude to take...
Come on thats SO tacky, don't make fish jokes for the halibut
:lol:

Didn't we do all these jokes when we got mark Fish on loan?

And look how that turned out!

:lol:
He flounderd :cry:

Re: Oster anyone

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:19 pm
by toby
Luke wrote:
toby wrote:
Daddy Dubz wrote: Come on thats SO tacky, don't make fish jokes for the halibut
:lol:

Didn't we do all these jokes when we got mark Fish on loan?

And look how that turned out!

:lol:
He flounderd :cry:
Top stuff Master Luke!

You are a funny old sole.

:lol:

Re: Oster anyone

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:22 pm
by Luke
toby wrote:
Luke wrote:
toby wrote: :lol:

Didn't we do all these jokes when we got mark Fish on loan?

And look how that turned out!

:lol:
He flounderd :cry:
Top stuff Master Luke!

You are a funny old sole.

:lol:
:lol: Stop it Toby im Frying! :lol:

Re: Oster anyone

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:22 pm
by toby
Luke wrote:
toby wrote:
Luke wrote: He flounderd :cry:
Top stuff Master Luke!

You are a funny old sole.

:lol:
:lol: Stop it Toby im Frying! :lol:
You're gonna get battered in a minute!

Re: Oster anyone

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:24 pm
by Luke
toby wrote:
Luke wrote:
toby wrote: Top stuff Master Luke!

You are a funny old sole.

:lol:
:lol: Stop it Toby im Frying! :lol:
You're gonna get battered in a minute!
Its just a matter of time till i get put in my Place :(

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:25 pm
by Diddy Dubz
Luke, your a funny young scampi

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:27 pm
by toby
Lol...I feel a bit bad now as I've seriously dragged this thread off topic(and me an admin as well!).

So John Oster eh!

Didn't he start his career at Grimsby...oh dear we're back to fish again!

:lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:27 pm
by Luke
Daddy Dubz wrote:Luke, your a funny young scampi
I fry Adam.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:29 pm
by Luke
toby wrote:Lol...I feel a bit bad now as I've seriously dragged this thread off topic(and me an admin as well!).

So John Oster eh!

Didn't he start his career at Grimsby...oh dear we're back to fish again!

:lol:
Ok mate lol
John Oster, Started out at Grimsby made his debut aged 16! Went o to play for Everton signed by JOE ROYLE then moved back on to sunderland followed by various loan moves then back to grimsby and then to reading!
Few caps for the welsh team a quick winger with experince id be happy for him to play for us!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:29 pm
by uefacup81
I'm sure he's got plenty of bigger fish to fry than poor old ITFC. I wouldn't worry if we don't get him though, there'll be plenty more fish in the sea!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:29 pm
by toby
I think we should take a moment to think about what we have done on this thread, right I'm off to mullet over...

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:30 pm
by Luke
toby wrote:I think we should take a moment to think about what we have done on this thread, right I'm off to mullet over...
Have to have the last line dont you Mr. Pro :lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:31 pm
by uefacup81
better be careful you guys, if this thread gets any funnier you'll have me rolling on the CARPet! There's a time and a plaice for stupid humour... and this is it! :P

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:32 pm
by Luke
uefacup81 wrote:better be careful you guys, if this thread gets any funnier you'll have me rolling on the CARPet!
Somebody call for some Tumbleweed !?!?!

:wink: :lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:33 pm
by Diddy Dubz
Luke wrote:
uefacup81 wrote:better be careful you guys, if this thread gets any funnier you'll have me rolling on the CARPet!
Somebody call for some Tumbleweed !?!?!

:wink: :lol:
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:37 pm
by uefacup81
tumbleweeds eh!? I can tell when my humour isn't appreciated... I don't wanna make anemones out of you guys!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:39 pm
by Luke
uefacup81 wrote:tumbleweeds eh!? I can tell when my humour isn't appreciated... I don't wanna make anemones out of you guys!
:lol: It is apprecaited! I was just having a laugth matey :lol: Chill. This has been a great thread.

Return to the old times ?
Well on its way... 8)

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:42 pm
by uefacup81
same here luke... just trying to find a plaice in which to fit anemone! :P

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:45 pm
by toby
Lol...lovin' it!

Personally I reckon if we get Oster eel do alright as long as he doesn't get injured and pull a mussel, he can do a job for us in our turbot charged midfield and maybe winkle out a few goalscoring opportunities, who knows if we start winning perhaps we can all do the Conger...

:lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:53 pm
by TODD66
Well, lets hope Joe gets his skate(s) on and signs the lad or we could be carping on about another missed opportunity :shock: :lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:56 pm
by uefacup81
We're having a whale of a time here, ain't we!

But seriously, if we sign him and he does well, do you reckon he'd become a cod amongst men like Matt Hollandaise-Sauce did?

By the way, does he have much prawn about him or ih he just another speedy shrimp?

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:59 pm
by toby
uefacup81 wrote:But seriously, if we sign him and he does well, do you reckon he'd become a cod amongst men like Matt Hollandaise-Sauce did?
Absolutely PMSL... that's the worst pun anyone has had the audacity to post on this thread!

Good work fella!

:lol: