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News to come..

Competition time; "GUESS THE NEWS!"

I'll go first.

Earl has sold the site to Frosty. Criteria for being allowed to post from now is move to Auckland and be an Audi driver.

Close?

Sepp Blatter will be a new mod with all the latest hot news!

Hurry up Earl, I can't hang on much longer. My eyes are watering!

Maybe Eddie's found Atlantis or something

Latest "big news" betting:

Sepp Blatter on board as new mod 4/1F
Earl now lives underwater in Atlantis 5/1
Barmy is peeling onions 7/1
We must drive Audis 4000/1

Messi agrees a move to Ipswich, sorry I only drive a Saab 95 V6, smooth, BB needs urgent eye drops, Earl is Bog diving due to murky past. Blatter's been shot(In the foot) agrees to join the Muppet show as the new Gonzo

ashfordblue wrote: Messi agrees a move to Ipswich, sorry I only drive a Saab 95 V6, smooth, BB needs urgent eye drops, Earl is Bog diving due to murky past. Blatter's been shot(In the foot) agrees to join the Muppet show as the new Gonzo

Latest betting:

Saab drivers in Maryhill are all jailed for being arseholes. 2/1F. ( )
Sebb Blatter on board as new mod but must wear a miss piggy wig. 5/1
Earl falls down his murky bog, finds Atlantis 7/1
Barmy forgets the drops and buys extra large condoms instead, causing the chemist to laugh uncontrollably. She laughs even more when he gets his onions out. 10/1
We all drive Audi's 4000/1
Messi joins Ipswich 25000/1

This news must be coming by carrier pigeon.

Did you use homing pigeons EB look in your shed they may be back.

You have found that tree that Robert was always going on about?

Are you still watching..

Loving some of the thoughts..


lol Shed.. Remember when Robert got lost in West Brom..

Cant wait any longer...I bought Ipswich Club from ME. We will now be called Ipswich Soccer Team and have a fight song to open games. Sorry Earl, I know we were partners during the prediction league, but couldn't wait any longer.

A 'colouring in' competition to replace next years Prediction League?

I half expected Earl to appear in the BB house last night, well disappointed.

Earl....., your location? Slightly worried. Please tell us you haven't jumped over the border and joined a "group"?

Latest betting:

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Earl has joined a "group". 20,000/1
Messi joins Ipswich. 25,000/1

Now gone blind watching and using my new braille keyboard. Won't be able to see the final announcement though.

Shame on you Earl.

Newsflash

Delias pubes found in pie.....judge says. Let's be avin you.