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Neither of them could hit a cows arse with a banjo!!!!

You'd think they would be used to hitting cows arses with banjos wouldnt you

You could be forgiven for not knowing what this relates to, but apparently it's about two Norwich players appearing on the program this weekend. Ruddy and Johnson the names in question : giving reaction to recent games including a seven goal loss at Manchester City.

Ah, its about Norwich players. Saw the thread yesterday but didn't want to comment as didn't have a fkn clue what it was about.

I know an old guy who owns guitars and banjos etc, and must say, (for those who don't know), a proper banjo is actually quite heavy. I would advise anyone with the inclination to smack a cow in the arse with a musical instrument; use the basic acoustic guitar, or (if available) a fiddle.

Nah, nowt about norwich, although with the supporters on set wearing all manner of shirts i feel a " do not adjust your tv set" warning should have been issued. I was refering to jimmy bullard and bret pitman doing the head to head challenge. Pitman does not exactly let his ball skills and shooting shine on national tv. Rest assured no scouts will bending micks ear to buy him from us !!