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Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:25 am
by Frosty
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Image Burnley v Ipswich Town Image


Saturday 2nd January 2016 – 15:00


Turf Moor



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Opening Thought – Jamma

If we continue racking up the wins at the rate we are, I won’t mind how quickly these previews keep coming round! I am enjoying doing them almost as much as the players seem to be enjoying themselves out on the pitch!

I mentioned in the Brighton preview how the last-minute winner against QPR could have a knock-on effect, a sentiment shared by Mick McCarthy, who said that the team would be in a much better frame of mind on their way down to the South coast. And this added confidence appeared to give Town the freedom to express themselves against a side that had lost just one of their 23 league outings. We took the game to the Seagulls in the first half, carving out a number of chances, and hitting the woodwork twice through Kevin Bru, before Daryl Murphy capitalised on a bit of fortune to finish expertly past David Stockdale. The second half was, unsurprisingly, more of a battle but, as we have come to expect from this team of ours, we defended resolutely and stood up to everything Brighton could throw at us. There were once again stand-out performances from Dean Gerken – who produced another match-winning save – Christophe Berra and Freddie Sears. But, not for the first time in recent weeks, it was the team as a whole who took the credit for an exceptional away display. We now have the chance to make a little bit of history, as we go looking for a sixth successive away victory which would surpass Sir Bobby’s team that went on to win the FA Cup. While this would not put Gerken, Smith and Murphy on the level of Cooper, Beattie and Mariner, it wouldn’t half give us a boost in the Championship promotion race!

Up until the last couple of matches, our impressive run was tempered by our recurrent failure to beat any of the division’s top sides. Supporters may still not have been convinced by Saturday’s somewhat fortunate win over QPR but, with our latest success against Brighton, we are fast running out of reasons not to believe! As Mick insists on reminding us, it is where we are in May that counts, but the Blues have worked themselves into a strong position at the turn of the year. Having built up a 4-point buffer on 7th-place Sheffield Wednesday, we can now afford to cast one eye upwards. It wasn’t long ago that, in this very opening thought, I was effectively ruling out our chances of a top 2 finish. McCarthy himself is still describing that prospect as ‘pie in the sky’, particularly in view of the quality of teams above us. But you can bet that, in the privacy of the dressing room at least, management and players are still looking upon automatic promotion as a distinct possibility. As Mick might say, ‘Isn’t it nice that we have the luxury of being in that position?’. Our next fixture is one which could have a big bearing on our promotion ambitions. With our opponents just a point ahead of us, and the club record away sequence on the line, it really couldn’t be set up any better. Our terrific support will be travelling in their numbers again, and will be looking forward to another away day to remember…




The Opposition


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During May 1882, Burnley Rovers Football Club decided to shift their allegiance from rugby union to football. In 1883, the club moved to Turf Moor and remained there, only their Lancashire rivals Preston North End having occupied the same ground continuously for longer. When it was decided to found the Football League for the 1888–89 season, Burnley were among the 12 founders of that competition.

Burnley were relegated to the Second Division in 1896–97. They responded to this by winning promotion the next season, losing only 2 of their 30 matches along the way before gaining promotion through a play-off series then known as 'Test Matches'. Burnley and Stoke City both entered the last match, to be played between the two teams, needing a draw for promotion (or in Stoke's case to retain their First Division place). A 0–0 draw ensued, reportedly 'The Match without a shot at goal', and the League immediately withdrew the Test Match system in favour of automatic promotion and relegation. Ironically, the League also decided to expand the top division after the Test Match series of 1897–98 and the other two teams also went into the top division for the following year, negating the effect of Burnley and Stoke City's reputed collusion. Burnley were relegated again in 1899–1900 and found themselves at the centre of a controversy when their goalkeeper, Jack Hillman, attempted to bribe their opponents in the last match of the season (Nottingham Forest), resulting in his suspension for the whole of the following season. During the first decade of the 20th century, Burnley continued to play in the Second Division

Burnley changed their colours from green to the claret and sky blue of Aston Villa, the most successful club in England at the time, for the 1910–11 season. The 1912–13 season saw them win promotion to the First Division once more. The next season was one of consolidation in the top flight, but more importantly their first major honour, the FA Cup, won 1–0 in the last final played at Crystal Palace against Liverpool. World War I impacted the 1914–15 season, in which Burnley finished 4th in the First Division, before English football reorganised itself and took a back seat to the needs of the conflict.

Upon resumption of full-time football in 1919–20, Burnley finished second in the First Division, but this was not a peak, merely presaging Burnley's first ever League Championship in 1920–21. Burnley lost their opening three matches that season before going on a 30-match unbeaten run, a record for unbeaten games in a single season that lasted until Arsenal went unbeaten through the whole of the 2003–04 season. Burnley finished third the following season but thereafter followed a steady deterioration of their position, with only 5th place in 1926–27 offering respite from a series of near-relegations which culminated in demotion in 1929–30.
Burnley struggled in English football's second tier, narrowly avoiding a further relegation in 1931–32 by only two points. The years through to the outbreak of the Second World War were characterised by uninspiring league finishes, broken only by an FA Cup semi-final appearance in 1934–35.
In the first season of post-war league football, Burnley gained promotion through a second place finish in the Second Division. Burnley immediately made an impact in the top division, finishing third in 1947–48 as the club began to assemble a team capable of regularly aiming for honours, culminating in the championship-winning team of 1959–1960. The following season, Burnley played in European competition for the first time, lost in an FA Cup semi-final and finished fourth in the league and the highlights of the 1961–62 season were finishing second in the league and a run to the FA Cup Final, which they lost against Tottenham.

They managed to retain their First Division place throughout the decade, finishing 3rd in 1966 and reaching the semi-final of the League Cup in 1968–69. The remainder of the decade was otherwise one of mid-table mediocrity, and relegation followed in 1970–71, ending a long unbroken top flight spell during which, more often than not, they had been in the upper reaches of the League table.

Burnley won the Second Division title in 1972–73. Back in the First Division, the side managed 6th in 1974, as well as reaching another FA Cup semi-final. The following season, the club achieved 10th place. Relegation from the First Division occurred again in 1975–76.

Three nondescript seasons in the Second Division followed before relegation to the Third Division for the first time in 1979–80. Two seasons later, they were promoted as champions. However, this return was short-lived, lasting only one year

Managerial changes continued to be made in an unsuccessful search for success and Burnley were relegated to the fourth level of English football for the first time ever at the end of the 1984–85 season. For the 1986–87 season, the Football League had decided to introduce automatic relegation and promotion between the Fourth Division and the Conference league. After a disastrous season, Burnley went into the last match needing a win against Leyton Orient. A 2–1 win was enough to keep Burnley in Division Four, although even that achievement still relied on a loss by Lincoln City in their last game of the season.

In 1991–92, Burnley were champions in the last ever season of the Fourth Division before the league reorganisation, and two years later they won the new Division Two play-offs and gained promotion to Division One. Relegation followed after one season and in 1997–98 only a last day victory ensured a narrow escape from relegation into Division Three. In 1999–2000, they finished as Division Two runners-up and gained promotion back to Division One.

During the 2000–01 and 2001–02 seasons, Burnley emerged as serious contenders for a promotion play-off place in the Championship. By 2002–03, the side's form had declined despite two seasons of good FA Cup runs.

Burnley made a good start to the 2006–07 season, but their form tailed away badly in mid-season, leaving them threatened by relegation. The 2006–07 squad set a club record for consecutive league games without a win, with their 18th winless game meaning they were one worse than the 17 league game streak of the 1889–1890 season. The winless streak was finally broken in April, and a run of good form thereafter saw Burnley finish comfortably above the relegation places and ensured they remained in the Championship for the 2007–08 season.

The following season, Burnley played poorly, eventually leading to the departure of Steve Cotterill in November 2007. His replacement was Owen Coyle. Coyle lead the team to a total of 62 points for the season, their highest total for eight years. Coyle's first full season in charge ended with the Clarets' highest league finish since 1976, fifth in the Championship, qualifying the club for the play-offs. Burnley beat Reading 3–0 on aggregate in the semi-final, and went on to beat Sheffield United 1–0 in the final at Wembley Stadium, promoting Burnley to the Premier League, a return to the top flight after 33 years.

The town of Burnley became the smallest town to host a Premier League club; this being the club's 52nd season in the top flight of English football. Burnley were relegated after a single season back in the top flight.

Burnley started the new 2010–11 season as one of the favourites for promotion but were inconsistent, finishing the season in eighth place, and therefore remained in the Championship for the following campaign.

On 30 October 2012, former Watford manager Sean Dyche took over as new manager of Burnley.

On 21 April 2014, Burnley were promoted to the Premier League for the 2014–15 season after beating Wigan Athletic 2–0. This was the club's 53rd season in the top flight.

This Premier League session ended after the first season as Burnley were officially guaranteed relegation to the Championship for 2015–16 on 9 May 2015.




One To Watch – Andre Gray

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You might have noticed that I usually like to go for a ‘less obvious’ ‘one to watch’, with the intention of profiling a player who you (and I!) might not know much about. That is going out the window for this one, as I can’t see beyond Andre Gray as the dangerman, fresh from scoring a hat-trick against Bristol City last time out.

If circumstances had been different, Gray could actually have been lining up for the Robins on Monday, after being heavily linked with the Championship newcomers in the summer. As it was, he opted to join the Clarets, who made him their record signing after his successful debut season in the second tier. If Burnley go on to win promotion back to the Premier League, it could complete a sensational story for Gray, who was playing for non-league Hinckley United as recently as 2011/12. Having come through the ranks at Shrewsbury, the striker dropped down to play for Telford and Hinckley, scoring 37 goals in 85 appearances with the latter. This form led to a move to conference side Luton Town, and he made an instant impact by scoring in his first four matches. Gray’s return of 2 goals every 3 games was a big contributing factor towards the Hatters’ promotion back to the Football League in 2013/14. His subsequent Young Player of the Year award, to go with the league’s Golden Boot, helped secure a move to newly-promoted Brentford. Despite concerns about his ability to make the step up, the 24-year-old ended the campaign with a creditable 18 goals to his name, as the Bees made the play-offs. Speculation as to his next destination started almost immediately after their semi-final defeat, and Monday’s hat-trick took his tally to an impressive 13 strikes in 19 league appearances for the season.




The Gaffer - Sean Dyche


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Dyche was a youth team player at Nottingham Forest in the late 1980s, while Brian Clough was manager. When he joined Forest, he was 5 ft 7 in (1.70 m) and weighed 10 stone, but grew to 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) and 12 stone after a year. He broke his leg early in his career, which Dyche claims held him back. It also left him with a permanent bend in his leg.

He left Forest in early 1990 without making a first team appearance and signed for Chesterfield, where he later became captain. Dyche was part of the team that won the Division Three play-offs in 1995 and reached an FA Cup semi-final in 1997

Dyche left for Bristol City in 1997, helping them win promotion to Division One in his first season. City were relegated the following season, during which Dyche spent time on loan at Luton Town. He moved to Millwall at the end of the campaign, where he won promotion to Division One in 2001 and came close to a Premier League place the following year, losing to eventual promotion winners Birmingham City in the play-offs. In 2002, he began a three-year spell at Watford where he was captain in his final season with the club.

He signed for Northampton Town in 2005, and was involved in their 2005–06 promotion from League Two. He fell out of favour after the appointment of Stuart Gray as manager, and was released at the end of the 2006–07 season.

Having retired following his release from Northampton, Dyche rejoined Watford as under-18s coach in 2007. When Malky Mackay was appointed Watford manager on 6 July 2009, Dyche was promoted to become assistant manager. On 21 June 2011, he was appointed manager, following Mackay's decision to join Cardiff City.

On 28 April 2012, Watford finished 11th in the Championship, their highest league finish since the 2007–08 season. Following a change in club ownership, he was dismissed on 2 July 2012.

On 10 September 2012, Dyche joined the England national under-21 football team as a temporary member of the backroom staff.

On 30 October 2012, Dyche was named as Burnley manager.

Dyche was named Championship manager of the month for September 2013, and led Burnley to their best start to a season since they were founded in 1882. In a season when many other long-standing club records would be broken, a 2-0 win against Wigan Athletic at Turf Moor on 21 April 2014 confirmed the club's promotion to the top level of English football for the first time since 2010.

On 9 May 2015, Burnley were relegated from the Premier League with two games to spare after only one season in the top flight.



Trev's Past Match Highlights





K L Blue – Media Watch


An interesting article from ‘Sports Mole’

Ipswich Town manager Mick McCarthy: 'Good time to play Brighton & Hove

Ipswich Town boss Mick McCarthy says that it was a "good time" to play Brighton & Hove Albion after his side became only the second team to beat the Seagulls this season

Daryl Murphy's first-half strike handed Ipswich a 1-0 victory at The Amex, their fifth away win in a row, which equals a club record set 39 years ago in 1976.

McCarthy said afterwards that he felt the "opportunity" was there given the fact that Brighton were missing some key players, especially in defence."I thought we had an opportunity," he told reporters. "Brighton have lost a few players and we were playing them at a good time because we have been playing well.

"I thought we were the better team, to be honest. Our keeper Dean Gerken didn't make a lot of saves. We had the better chances whereas Brighton had the ball percentage."

Despite Ipswich moving within eight points of the top two, McCarthy does not believe that the club, who were beaten by local rivals Norwich City in last season's playoffs, can get promoted automatically.

He added: "It's tough to get a run of away wins and we've got Burnley on Saturday - a tough ask, but we'll see."It's not realistic for us to catch Middlesbrough and Derby and I don't think automatic promotion is realistic. But we will be trying like hell to catch them."

Tonight's win saw Ipswich close the gap to fourth-placed Brighton to four points, while Saturday's opponents Burnley are one above the Tractor Boys in fifth.

Stat Time



Head to Head


Burnley Wins.......................13 (31.71%)
Ipswich Town Wins................18 (43.90%)
Draws................................10 (24.39%)


Burnley Goals......................50 (ave. 1.22/match)
Ipswich Town Goals...............62 (ave. 1.51/match)


Head to Head at Burnley


Burnley Wins........................11 (55.00%)
Ipswich Town Wins.................6 (30.00%)
Draws.................................3 (15.00%)


Burnley Goals.......................33 (ave. 1.65/match)
Ipswich Town Goals................22 (ave. 1.10/match)




The Predicted Teams



Burnley

On the back of a resounding 4-0 victory on Monday, there are unlikely to be many players in the Burnley ranks complaining of fatigue ahead of this one. Sean Dyche will probably name an identical team for this crucial top 6 clash, in his preferred 4-4-2.

1 Tom Heaton
2 Matthew Lowton
5 Michael Keane
6 Ben Mee
23 Stephen Ward
37 Scott Arfield
13 Joey Barton
14 David Jones
11 Michael Kightly
7 Andre Gray
9 Sam Vokes




Ipswich Town


Mick pulled a rabbit out of the hat with his team selection on Tuesday night. Assuming Kevin Bru has recovered, we could well see the same XI taking to the field at Turf Moor:


1 Dean Gerken
4 Luke Chambers
5 Tommy Smith
6 Christophe Berra
3 Jonas Knudsen
8 Cole Skuse
22 Jonathan Douglas
14 Ryan Fraser
17 Kevin Bru
20 Freddie Sears
9 Daryl Murphy




Marko’s Caption Competition


Excellent QPR captions....., and scores as follows,


Ando 10pts
Herforder 8pts
Frosty 6pts
Blueblood 4pts.
Everyone else 2pts.



DOUBLE POINTS AGAIN FOR THE BURNLEY GAME. Take advantage of this....., and have as many goes as you like. Let's hear them.


LEAGUE TABLE

Frosty 45
DerickIpsw 40
Nicsreamer 36
Ando 34
Barmy Billy 34
James Scharmann 33
Blueblood 33
Number 9 26
Shed on Tour 23
Quasar 22
IpswichtownNO1 18
Herforder 17
Ashfordblue 17
Floors 16
Bluemike 14
Watership Down 12
Hallamblue 10
Charnwood 10
Longjohn 9
Kerry Blue 8
Foxy Lady 8
Kerry Blue 5
Loudnproud 3
Ohiotractorboy 3
Karlywoo 1

Here it is......


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Match Referee – Peter Bankes


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Final Thought - Frosty


What a fantastic end to 2015, I am so stoked with/and for the boys.

I hope as we enter the New Year we can keep the heat on as we did stumble a bit Post Christmas last season.

Anyone that makes it this far through the Previews (just Marko?) will know I was supremely confident of a good season during the August/September fixtures, I will confess however that I was starting to have my doubts awhile back. Once again MM has proven beyond doubt that he is a ‘canny’ manager that works amazingly with the tools (excuse the pun) at his disposal. We maybe missing one or two real ‘x-factor’ players or asking some players to play outside of their Natural positions, however I feel this is offset by the effort and the preparation that is put in by entire squad prior and during each match. Full credit to the lads.

Burnley is yet another toughie to face as we start the run for home, currently sitting one place and one point above us in the table. Their recent results however are a real mixed bag. They thumped Bristol at home last Monday, bouncing back from a hiding they received from Hull in the previous match. Prior to this they belted 4 past Charlton, lost by a goal to Boro, had a goalless draw with QPR and lastly a bit of an embarrassing 2-0 loss to Preston in front of their home fans.

We don’t have a bad record at Turf Moor so I think there is every chance of coming away with something from this fixture. As we already have 4 points on 7th placed Sheffield Wednesday (who are away to Fulham) this fixture is great opportunity to really stay in the Top 6 race as we welcome the New Year in. The only other fixture worth noting from our perspective this week is the Brentford/Birmingham fixture where they can argue over 8th and 9th place on the table.

Have a great New Year Tractor Boys and Girls and hopefully 2016 see’s us having an extended season just like last year!



BURNLEY 1 IPSWICH TOWN 1

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:37 am
by Bluemike
Both Jamma & Frosty make very valid points, firstly as Jamma says "we are fast running out of reasons not to believe" although personally I have always believed we would at the very least be in the top Six come next May and I still see no reason to doubt that, while Frosty points out that the lack of X Factor players is offset by the sheer effort of this gutsy bunch of players, that is so true and is what could well take us over the line this season. To be honest as we approach another transfer window I genuinely see no reason to bring anyone else into the club as long as Teddy Bishop is nearing a return and Johnny Parr is in the managers thoughts, if those two are to become available I believe we have what we need to get the job done, improving what we already have would cost Millions and as we all know it isn't going to happen.

As for the game itself, this is another tough away day for us but no tougher than what we overcame on Tuesday night so we can go in to it hopeful of another fruitfull return. Clearly we need to keep Andre Grey quiet and if we can do that I think a point minimum is within our capabilities. Burnley have been very up and down of late while we are flying so it could well be a very even contest, what better incentive do we have than to break the away wins on the bounce record while leapfrogging Burnley at the same time ???

The big question is will MM stick with Fraser & Bru for this one, it clearly worked at Brighton so I would not be surprised to see us stay with the same line up, the defence will need to be as solid again and if they are Grey will find it tough. This will be my first visit to Turf Moor and I am going with a definite positive feeling of returning with something, a win would be awesome but I feel a draw is on the cards.

Burnley 1-1 Town

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:16 am
by Frosty
Caption:

"I wish that pr*ck would sit down"

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:47 am
by marko69
I fear saying anything at all about recent form......., just keep it going Mick & Co, that is all.

I'm seeing the draw as well......, 1-1 or 2-2. And that would keep a good spell going. Also keeping a keen eye on Sheffield Wednesday. It's going to become very interesting over the next few months.


Ref caption:

Player: REF, what the fk are you on about? It hit my chest. Was no where near my hand!!
REF: WELL THATS NOT WHAT THE FANS THINK!!

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:13 pm
by nicscreamer
This has draw written all over it. 1-1

Caption - Chevy chase makes a surprise visit to burley to promote the new coneheads 2 movie

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:24 pm
by Mr.Punch
I also think a draw is most likely, although the bookies seem to heavily favour a home win. Having said that, a win is well within our capabilities and like Brighton, this might be a good time to face an inconsistent Burnley.
First double of the season with a 2-1 win.

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:51 pm
by James Scharmann
1-1 for me

CAPTION COMPETITON

Hey love, you want me to stick this Dildo up you're arse! Na didn't think so, so sit down shut up!

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:06 pm
by derick_ipsw
Caption: Joey Barton's twin brother seen in the crowd!!

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:43 pm
by number 9
I didn't get a chance to say well done on the Brighton win! I'm not sure we'll have the same fortune at Burnley, so I'd take a draw.

Caption: "p**** for your thoughts?", "Don't c*ck it up, lads!", "Erect a defense!", "Will-y-do?", "Let's d*ck-tate a win!", "We are knoble contenders!"

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:13 pm
by arana peligrosa
Got to rise and overcome any damn depressive issues here so voted for an away team victory. Just feel the team we have right now has the capabilities to do something when it suits them and despite some maybe fortunate results in recent weeks that could continue into this, the scores have been a big help in finding belief once again and with another victory here, it creates another opportunity to really achieve something by end of season.

Burnley 2 Ipswich Town 3

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:30 pm
by J4ck22
It's a tough one to call, especially being a consecutive away day. Although I'm confident we can keep the run going, but as always it'll be very close!

Burnley 1 - 2 Town

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:05 pm
by marko69
Have a great night everyone. Extremely happy to be in the best place for New Year on the planet tonight and that's Edinburgh. (Best place to be nutted around 1:30am that is) ......., going to embrace the celebrations with positiveness for the forthcoming New Year, remember the good times, remember the bad times, (RIP Martin, 20 years old, waaaay too young) ...., remember the game isn't really that important in the grand scheme of things, but success would be very nice, (League Cup & promotion Hibs..., play offs at least ITFC) ......, and hoping all you guys and gals on here have a good year ahead......, and those who think they "know" it'll be a Shyte year....., well, maybe thinking forward with a different outlook, may help things.

All the very best, bawbags.

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 1:10 am
by lucy
1-1 draw i think :D First post of 2016

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:37 am
by Ando
A win would certainly have the others looking over their shoulders. It would be great to break the record. But I think a draw at best.

Caption. At last! I have been blowing that all day.

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:30 am
by nicscreamer
Caption 2 - fan brings another sucker to watch burnley

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:39 am
by herforder
Going for a 1-1, and our first point of 2016. No doubt going to be a hard one (not a caption entry btw!) :wink:

Caption: The lads were always ready to give the opposition a real mouthful!

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:34 pm
by Dubai Blue
I'm going to start the year with some positive thinking. Ipswich, QPR & Wolves to win & Boro & Derby to draw. The the table will look very different indeed!
Happy New Year to you all from Bangkok!

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:54 pm
by herforder
Dubai Blue wrote:I'm going to start the year with some positive thinking. Ipswich, QPR & Wolves to win & Boro & Derby to draw. The the table will look very different indeed!
Happy New Year to you all from Bangkok!
Bangkok?!! Is that a caption entry?? :D HNY.

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:07 pm
by barmy billy
Town to win 3-2

Caption: 'And the winner of the 2015 c*ck of The Year Award is ......(I'll be banned if I say) ...'

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:08 pm
by BLUEBLOOD
Caption comp: Pr!ck my finger and take blood she said ..or was that the other way round.
Caption comp: Owen Coyle shows fans what women really wanted for Christmas .
Caption Comp : How surgeons saved my cut off Pen!s for me.

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 7:40 pm
by Shed on tour
After my Brighton prediction I am going for a home win in the hope I'm completely wrong again.
Burnley 2 Town 0

Caption: I don't care what the gaffer said, there is no way I'm fecking taking one for the team!

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:45 am
by ipswichtownNo1
I think it will be an open game, lots of goals with Ipswich edging it 3-2. I believe if they can win this it will be a big boost for confidence going into second half of the season. Top 2 here we come!

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:47 am
by ipswichtownNo1
Caption comp :
Man i raincoat with hand to mouth thinking " HMmm, i wonder if i offer him £20 for that will he think im odd?"

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:51 am
by ipswichtownNo1
Caption comp:
" oi, if you lot dont pull your finger out im gonna shove my rocket up your ar$@!"
Man to his right " errr, mate, ......that aint no rocket!"

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:52 am
by ipswichtownNo1
Caption comp:
" oi, if you lot dont pull your finger out im gonna shove my rocket up your ar$@!"
Man to his right " errr, mate, ......that aint no rocket!"

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:53 am
by ipswichtownNo1
Sorry double post!!! Tinter net is shyte ere

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:06 pm
by Tangfastic
2-2.

Caption: "Burnley Fans initiate a Campaign for use of Contraceptives for their fellow female fans - ADD C*CK WITH A COYLE TO STOP UNWANTED PREGNANCIES"

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 1:58 pm
by ipswichtownNo1
Caption comp:
The Adams family hand gives the thumbs up in its latest photo bomb!

Re: Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:28 pm
by James Scharmann
Hyam comes in for injured Douglas, Parr back on the bench.

Burnley FC vs Ipswich Town Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 4:22 pm
by Jamma123
James Scharmann wrote:Hyam comes in for injured Douglas, Parr back on the bench.
Here's the team:

1 Dean Gerken
4 Luke Chambers
5 Tommy Smith
6 Christophe Berra
3 Jonas Knudsen
17 Kevin Bru
6 Cole Skuse
19 Luke Hyam
14 Ryan Fraser
9 Daryl Murphy
20 Freddie Sears

Subs:
33 Bartosz Bialkowski
2 Jonathan Parr
21 Piotr Malarczyk
7 Ainsley Maitland-Niles
15 Tommy Oar
42 Luke Varney
11 Brett Pitman