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If a larger condom goes on a large d*ck,
and a small condom goes on a small d*ck,

what goes on a thick d*ck?























A Norwich City strip

Lol.......Bet you don't tell that one too often round your neck of the woods!!

I thought they used 6 digit fingering as birth control.

They were inserting it in the wrong hole anyway by all accounts.

Oh dear, you've only gone and set yourself up for this, KL .......,

A Heart of Midlothian strip?!

How are the Jambo family getting on anyway? Still Jambos?

marko69 wrote:Oh dear, you've only gone and set yourself up for this, KL .......,

A Heart of Midlothian strip?!

How are the Jambo family getting on anyway? Still Jambos?

Their all ok mate, still going and shouting about Hearts!
Yes Marko, their all still Jambos!

hallamblue wrote:Lol.......Bet you don't tell that one too often round your neck of the woods!!

Oh I do Hallam!
I just tell the in-laws that the only reason I married into their family was to bring some football culture to their gene pool


Delia Smith got a phone call saying that carrot rd had been broken into..........................
For f*ck sake she says, what about the cups?
the police replied "don't worry they never got as far as the canteen"
But they are looking for the 2 criminals that cleaned out the trophy room
their looking for 2 men with a green and yella carpet

The greatest humor they can provide is the publication of those books which highlight honors and achievements.

"110 years of History"

Seriously, what the f*ck ?

What sort of celebration is that ^^^? In fact, is that the guy who went from Norwich to the feckin Jambofuckers? Goss?

Local planning committee, reviewing plans for new Delia Smith Stand, instantly spotted major design fault: it was facing the pitch!

This is Scum's History "as it's happened" .....

Last word on this, and one other example of humor they can provide is when one of those (futile) debates arises over 'who is the bigger club between ourselves and them'

Such an instance has occurred on these pages many a time and can't always understand why the need for such an absurd discussion. Surely even Norwich fans have to conceded they are - and will always be - the lesser of the two and can never replicate the history, names, and achievements of this club (?)

Ramsey, Wark, Crawford, Robson, Muhren, Brazil, Paul Mariner : UEFA CUP, FA CUP, CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND, RUNNERS UP TWICE

John Deehan, Ruel Fox, Ian Polston, Eadie, Culverhouse, Mike Walker : ONE LEAGUE CUP, THIRD PLACE ONCE

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The Delia Smith bra

No cups and pathetic support.

bluepeter wrote:The Delia Smith bra

No cups and pathetic support.

Lol ..... That amused me

An ITFC fan having a conversation wth an NCFC fan:


ITFC fan: How many fingers have you got on one hand?

NCFC fan: Five.

NCFC fan: How many fingers have you got on one hand?

ITFC fan: Four plus one thumb.

NCFC fan: Oh I forgot the thumb, six.