THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Bluemike » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:01 pm

"Grant Holt cant contain his joy when a teammate informs him they will be spending the evening in Seven Sisters "

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:03 am

Tenna Lady happy with test results after Delia Shits herself and no leakage from pants..

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:08 am

Grant Holt extremely happy he is going to play Ron Jeremy in the movie Biggest Pr!ck.

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by marko69 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:15 pm

I think new rules need adopted -----> every game is a Norwich picture! Keep them coming guys. :lol:

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by derick_ipsw » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:36 am

Delia uses her arse hole to open her red wine At half time.

Grant holt gets excited when he miss hears delia asking for quick screw (instead of cork).

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by marko69 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:51 pm

Work work shitty work! Scores next week, apologies.

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by Shed on tour » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:09 pm

The only way our number 9 is going to make the ball stick is by putting one of these on it.

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by nicscreamer » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:15 pm

Alex Neil giggles to himself after being offered the Ipswich managers job.

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Alex Neil sniffs his thumb and remembers last night with your mum

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by Ando » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:26 pm

He can smell victory as its in his own hands

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Neil gives the thumbs up after successfully masturbating through the hole in his pocket

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by Bluemike » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:56 pm

Alex Neil has just seen the Ipswich Town team sheet

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by nicscreamer » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:56 pm

Alex Neil's cocaine habit seems to be getting out of control

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by nicscreamer » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:57 pm

Alex Neil loves his new jacket with a hole in the left hand pocket, it helps the long hours pass by while at footy matches.

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:25 pm

Carayol Singers I hate them any time of year.

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by marko69 » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:34 pm

Caption:
Hey Alex, what about the rugby? Great eh? :D

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:26 pm

( Hee Hee )I hope they don't notice the Booger halfway down my thumb on the TV highlights.

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by derick_ipsw » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:18 am

Alex Neil has just heard Norwich failed to beat Bolton at home.

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by Frosty » Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:01 am

Caption:

"Thats embarassing, I told them I wanted to go to Prestwick not Preston"

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by nicscreamer » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:04 am

Ok lads, very funny, who put super glue on my thumb?

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by marko69 » Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:18 am

Norwich, Preston & Hull scores next week. Apologies, but weather creating work issues.

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Re: THE DON CUP: HULL CITY (Page 9)

Post by nicscreamer » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:06 pm

Oh great Dad!! Not only do I have to watch boring Hull, but i have to watch boring Ipswich too! Wanker!!

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Re: THE DON CUP: HULL CITY (Page 9)

Post by nicscreamer » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:07 pm

Dad you lying b*stard!! You said we were going to see Little Mix!

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Re: THE DON CUP: HULL CITY (Page 9)

Post by number 9 » Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:59 pm

"Mum told me the milkman is my real Dad, and he supports Ipswich..."

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Re: THE DON CUP: HULL CITY (Page 9)

Post by Shed on tour » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:02 pm

Feck me dad, when you said do you want to come and see the tigers I thought you meant at the zoo not to watch this sh*te.

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Re: THE DON CUP: HULL CITY (Page 9)

Post by Watership Down » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:31 pm

What's for supper Dad.... I don't know you keep chewing your finger nails while I figure out why we came here.

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Re: THE DON CUP: HULL CITY (Page 9)

Post by Ando » Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:55 pm

Dad can we go yet?

No love, the VAR review will be over soon.

But it's not even half time yet, everyone else is f**king off!

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Re: THE DON CUP: HULL CITY (Page 9)

Post by Bluemike » Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:38 pm

I'm sure mum said "Go to Hell" not Hull !!! She doesn't hate you that much !!

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Re: THE DON CUP: HULL CITY (Page 9)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:21 am

Snow Joke DAD... 4 hours down the A1 and they called the match off on FRIDAY...WTF did you not check before we left home.

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Re: THE DON CUP: PRESTON NE (Page 9)

Post by derick_ipsw » Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:04 am

marko69 wrote:Norwich, Preston & Hull scores next week. Apologies, but weather creating work issues.

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Come all this f**king way and its POSTPONED!! Bastards.

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Re: THE DON CUP: HULL CITY (Page 9)

Post by Frosty » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:43 pm

"A nice picture of 3 fans"







(I will get me coat)

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Re: THE DON CUP: HULL CITY (Page 9)

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:26 am

Frosty wrote:"A nice picture of 3 fans"







(I will get me coat)
Maths not your strong point Frosty.3+2=3

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