THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18

[Frosty]

That's a bit embarrassing .... I wonder if the opposition realises I only picked 9 outfield players for today's match

[BLUEBLOOD]

I'll scweam and scweam and scweam and make mythelf thick and wed in the flace.

[Watership Down]

I've just been offered the Ipswich job now can someone get ME away from behind me.

[marko69]

BRENTFORD SCORES
Blueblood 5pts (Turtle)
Number 9 4pts
IpswichTownNO1 & Ando 3pts (offered job)
Ando 2pts (more sh*t from a$$)

LEAGUE TABLE

BLUEMIKE 89
NICSCREAMER 86
DERICKIPSW 76
BLUEBLOOD 75
SHED ON TOUR 71
ANDO 70
FROSTY 68
WATERSHIP DOWN 50
NUMBER 9 50
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
BARMY BILLY 31
TANGFASTIC 30
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 23
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1

“Warburton’s a Fanny” caption pic. (What a fantastic Forest manager he was!)

[Frosty]

"God, I hope people don't laugh at the stupid tie I am wearing"

[Bluemike]

"Marcus Evans magic book didnt work, this wasn't the bigger c*ck he craved"

[Shed on tour]

That's the last time I take notice of anything Jim Magilton says.

[Tangfastic]

Warburton “ Grint.... you useless ginger b*stard ... you’re off. Harry... get your glasses off ... you’re on... work your magic, son”

[nicscreamer]

Warburton just makes it to the match in time after a monster D & D session. He knew his 16th level wizard was bound to make a difference to today's Ipswich game.

[number 9]

Warburton pledges to release a spell on the evil Ipswich Numbskulls and to conjure the spirits for an escort to his car after the match!

[marko69]

"Marcus Evans magic book didnt work, this wasn't the bigger c*ck he craved"

Hahahahahahahaha!! That was class! Candidate for caption of the season.

[Ando]

he likes what he sees "but not a lot"

[Ando]

He should of got Debbie Magee as his assistant, she worked well with annoying bauld headed magicians

[Bluemike]

" If I drop this book on the guys head we will have yet another numb skull "

[BLUEBLOOD]

Take That finally replace Robbie Williams, Could this be magic.

[Ando]

Hey ref have you seen my blue hat anywhere ?

[BLUEBLOOD]

I hate book day come as your favourite character from a book .
The refs a muppet for sure.

[BLUEBLOOD]

REF-ref you don't want me to start playing with my wand now ? my wife says it's magic when I do wave it around.

[derick_ipsw]

How to look a complete C*nt? Page 1.

[BLUEBLOOD]

Right you numbskulls I WILL SHOW YOU
Hocus pocus Ipswich to concede in the 89th and 95 minute...

[Watership Down]

The Sorcerers Apprentice....... he conjures up ways to win or lose

[marko69]

NOTT’M FOREST SCORES
Bluemike 5pts
DerickIpsw 4pts
Shed on Tour & Tangfastic 3pts
Frosty & Nicscreamer 2pts

LEAGUE TABLE

BLUEMIKE 95
NICSCREAMER 88
DERICKIPSW 80
BLUEBLOOD 76
SHED ON TOUR 74
ANDO 71
FROSTY 70
WATERSHIP DOWN 51
NUMBER 9 51
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
TANGFASTIC 33
BARMY BILLY 31
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 23
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1

ASTON VILLA PIC

[nicscreamer]

Oh Jesus, will you PLEASE put some deodorant on!!!!!

[Frosty]

"The ref's card tricks are always a huge hit with the players"

[derick_ipsw]

That card is the joker ref!!

[Bluemike]

You book me for swearing !!! He's standing on my f*****g foot ! Where's VAR when you need it, useless F*****g system.

[Watership Down]

I just read what was on the card...... That's a cracker"

[barmy billy]

Norman Wisdom impersonation goes down a storm.

[derick_ipsw]

Ref. "You will like this one, I pull this cord in my pocket and my other arm goes up"

Petrov. "Ha Ha that's brilliant"

[Tangfastic]

Ref: Open wide .... here’s a Dairylea cheese slice and in my pocket is some scampi Nik Naks.