THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18

[derick_ipsw]

Half time entertainment goes terribly wrong when Houdini's grandson can't get out of his straight jacket while being persude by Wolverhampton's notorious pedo not wanting to miss a opportunity.

[Shed on tour]

When you said I was going to meet MM & TC I thought you meant Mighty Mouse & Top Cat.

[marko69]

Dad: Who the hell are Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa and Sue?!
Boy: Stop reading my diary dad!

Sorry, but I removed the background football setting from that. But only because that wee laddie is a dead ringer for the Beautiful South lead singer.

[marko69]

Wolves and this Sunderland picture scored when the Burton picture is posted. Off working for a couple of weeks. Take care y'all.

[Frosty]

"I know it's hard to take relegation from the Premier League son, but mark my words .... we will bounce straight back up next season!"

[nicscreamer]

Sunderland fans have their own "special" take on See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

[Bluemike]

" why do you keep getting my name wrong ? Who the f*ck is Joe 90 anyway ?"

[Watership Down]

Guy with arms folded.... "Well that takes the biscuit", guy with hands on face..." I don't believe it", guy crying "Oh Mum what's going on"...... Mum "I'll tell you what's going on..... were going down..... that's whats going on"

[derick_ipsw]

Someone has just cum in my eye. I'm not surprised you look like a Vagina? (Does not quite work the same!!)

[Frosty]

sorry Derick, edited your post.

there has been a few complaints about the use of the C word on here, so just need to sub out that word in future mate.

[derick_ipsw]

sorry Derick, edited your post.

there has been a few complaints about the use of the C word on here, so just need to sub out that word in future mate.

No Probs. There goes my 5 points!!

[number 9]

Dad covers ears as mum calls son a pussy for crying!

[Watership Down]

sorry Derick, edited your post.

there has been a few complaints about the use of the C word on here, so just need to sub out that word in future mate.

As the woman with the kids from Stella woulds say "cockin hell"

[Shed on tour]

That Ipswich fan just shouted at me “Harry Potter f****** sit down”.

[Ando]

1, I would cry too if she were my girlfriend !

2 family get upset when they are photo bombed by man wearing a Kevin Beattie mask.

[BLUEBLOOD]

Mum tells son jokes at halftime....
Why does a Mackem lass wear knickers?
To keep her ankles warm!
What does a Mackem lass say after having sex?
Do you really all play for Sunderland.
Whats the difference between a washing machine and a lass from Sunderland
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it wont follow you around for a week.

[marko69]

Before I say anything......., Derick, I am not offended by any of your posts.

....., but there is someone out there who can read about "cum in the eye at a social event" and then be offended by the "C" word?

So, the visuals that are created by someone releasing their tackle, jiggling it around until it explodes into someones eye at a football match is OK? ........, but the "C" bomb? Nope, too far?

Wow.

[derick_ipsw]

Before I say anything......., Derick, I am not offended by any of your posts.

....., but there is someone out there who can read about "cum in the eye at a social event" and then be offended by the "C" word?

So, the visuals that are created by someone releasing their tackle, jiggling it around until it explodes into someones eye at a football match is OK? ........, but the "C" bomb? Nope, too far?

Wow.

Good point.

[marko69]

I am in possession of scores and will get that done much later on tonight and a Burton's biscuits picture added when back in good old Edin of the Burgh ya Bas!

Just had a text message from a mate. Sounds like he's in tears as his wife has left him. Took his entire Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish. Poor guy. No woman, no Sky. Nightmare.

[marko69]

The voters saw the original Sunderland 5 point winner (I didn't) but I must go with the vote.

I haven't run this by the other mods, I'd rather say it in front of everyone really...., would it be at all possible if the easily offended don't bother opening the Don Cup thread? It honestly IS NOT a competition that is out to offend....... it's a thread about JOKES,...... and certain jokes need to work a certain way. Remember that it's not a "punchline" joke thing either....., it's more an observational joke thing and when there are two people in the picture, it's possible that certain words could be used. Racism will NEVER EVER be tolerated, but I think The Don Cup thread from now on should only be opened by the "non offended". And please..., don't "boycott" it all. It's all just a big laugh.

WOLVES SCORES
Number 9 5pts
Bluemike 4pts
Barmy Billy & Shed on Tour 3pts
Frosty 2pts

SUNDERLAND SCORES
DerickIpsw 5pts
Nicsreamer 4pts
Bluemike & Blueblood 3pts
Watership Down & Number 9 2pts

LEAGUE TABLE

BLUEMIKE 64
NICSCREAMER 61
DERICKIPSW 57
BLUEBLOOD 55
SHED ON TOUR 54
FROSTY 51
ANDO 44
WATERSHIP DOWN 39
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
BARMY BILLY 31
TANGFASTIC 29
NUMBER 9 26
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 19
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1

Burton Pic.

[Frosty]

"Everytime I eat sushi I feel like sh*t afterwards"

[BLUEBLOOD]

The voters saw the original Sheffield United 5 point winner (I didn't) but I must go with the vote.
Caption: Does this mean Brexit not going to happen.

[Bluemike]

"WTF....Who's Gay boots have I put on, they must be Darren Bent's"

[derick_ipsw]

My 5pts was for the Sunderland post not Sheff Utd yes?

[marko69]

@ Derick, Sorry, yes, Sunderland. I will edit that. Too many Kunta Kinte bombshells, getting mixed up!

@ Blueblood, very good

@ Bluemike, I'll go get the "no offence to gay people and their choice of boots" speech written up!

[Bluemike]

And to think I toned it down LMFAO.

[marko69]

^ ^

[derick_ipsw]

Clough said if I played that bad again he was going to give me a right f**king..........Best get ready then.

[Ando]

These boots look even worse on!

[nicscreamer]

God damn... Right in the bollocks....ouch