THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18

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Re: THE DON CUP: BURTON (10/2/18) page 7

Post by nicscreamer » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:49 pm

Taking one for the team takes on a new meaning

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Re: THE DON CUP: BURTON (10/2/18) page 7

Post by number 9 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:01 am

"I can't believe he just called me the C-word. I need a few minutes to catch my breath, now."

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Re: THE DON CUP: BURTON (10/2/18) page 7

Post by Bluemike » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:12 am

Ipswich are so bad today we even have time for a game of leapfrog.

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Re: THE DON CUP: BURTON (10/2/18) page 7

Post by marko69 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:27 am

number 9 wrote:"I can't believe he just called me the C-word. I need a few minutes to catch my breath, now."
That's created a big chuckle :lol: Nice one

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Re: THE DON CUP: BURTON (10/2/18) page 7

Post by Ando » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:12 pm

How do I tie these laces again :roll:

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Re: THE DON CUP: BURTON (10/2/18) page 7

Post by Watership Down » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:48 pm

Where the hell did that coin go that we tossed up at the beginning of the game....... it's here somewhere

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Re: THE DON CUP: BURTON (10/2/18) page 7

Post by Shed on tour » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:20 pm

You know your legs have really gone when that bloke Skuse can beat you in a sprint for the ball.

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Re: THE DON CUP: BURTON (10/2/18) page 7

Post by marko69 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:52 am

Strange scoring after the Burton picture due to only 8 players having a go at it. Blueblood, I actually waited the longest time for you to post a caption...... what happened after the Brexit post??

SCORES
Number 9 5pts
Frosty 4pts
Bluemike (boots) Nicsreamer (ouch) Shed on Tour 3pts
DerickIpsw, Ando (boots on) Watership Down 2pts

LEAGUE TABLE

BLUEMIKE 67
NICSCREAMER 64
DERICKIPSW 59
SHED ON TOUR 57
BLUEBLOOD 56
FROSTY 55
ANDO 46
WATERSHIP DOWN 41
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
NUMBER 9 31
BARMY BILLY 31
TANGFASTIC 29
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 19
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1

Norwich City captions, points for both pics....... let's hear some beauties and get the gaps in the league table closing a bit.

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Re: THE DON CUP: BURTON (10/2/18) page 7

Post by marko69 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:54 am

Grant Holt hears he's going to Hibs! :D

Ok, maybe he's a bit overly delighted in that photo!

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Shed on tour » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:37 am

Delia: Oh Daniel when you said you made a c*ck up I thought you meant a mistake.

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Shed on tour » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:50 am

Grant Holt: Celebrating on hearing that his latest transfer move has been agreed and that he will not be paid in money but Mars Bars instead.

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by nicscreamer » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:34 pm

Delias sneaky fart goes horribly wrong......

Grant Holt doesn't understand the comment "if you grew a beard, you would even look like a c*ck" , and so runs away smiling.

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by nicscreamer » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:35 pm

nicscreamer wrote:Delias sneaky fart goes horribly wrong......

Grant Holt doesn't understand the comment "if you grew a beard, you would even look like a c*ck" , and so runs away smiling.

Ahhhh so the C bomb now gets changed to C*ck? Ok, but you get the gist?

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:25 pm

Delia smells something Fishy down below and it`s not her fish pie either....
That reminds Grant holt he once sucked on a Fishermans friend he did not spit it out.

(Marko My Brexit was my entry....)

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by marko69 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:33 pm

BLUEBLOOD wrote:(Marko My Brexit was my entry....)
Oh dear buddy! That flew over everyone's napper! No one voted! :lol:

I'll go give you your extra point now. Might take you above Frosty! He's going to lose his sh*t over it. Comes across as a nice, pleasant forum owner, but holy sh*t, he's a total a$$ kicker!

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by marko69 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:36 pm

Holt paid in Mars Bars! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Bluemike » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:15 pm

Delia was shocked as her inbred twin began growing out of her head.


That fat b*stard Holt couldn't hide his delight at the half-time whistle as he sprinted to the dressing room for his half-time 25 pukka pies.

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Shed on tour » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:54 pm

Delia: when I shouted at the fans Let’s Be Havin You I didn’t mean in that way.

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Bluemike » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:26 pm

Norwich are so desperate for a trophy of any sort that Delia enters the "Spot the ugly c*** competition"

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Watership Down » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:42 pm

Delia reaction"One flew over the cuckoos nest...... and there (Holt) he goes

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by number 9 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:36 pm

The elusive Marcus Evans standing behind Delia, rapturously serenades his canary on the side,

"Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man!! Keep it coolin', baby...Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love, I'm gonna give you every inch of my love, Gonna give you my love...AUWww...whole lotta love!

Delia puckers with anticipation, although she is anxious that this time Ipswich may score!

(At least I didn't say the C-word) :lol:

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by number 9 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:40 pm

Rolf Harris, clad in NCFC attire, is arrested for running on the pitch at Carrow Road after hearing his indecent assault has been overturned!

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by ipswichtownNo1 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:51 pm

Caption delia pic.
Delia " i said ipswich are winning and i feel a silly tit...... NOT suck my tit!!"

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Bluemike » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:37 pm

Delias hubby Michael Wynn Jones totally got the wrong end of the stick when she said she wanted to be taken up the Arsenal.

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Ando » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:45 pm

Delia has been over cooking the love eggs again!

He's got one of those faces you just want to punch. I'm not sure if this counts as a go but I just can't bring myself to look at this noob any longer. The picture is making Me feel sick in the pit of my stomach.

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by marko69 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:10 pm

Mevans: Oh hi there Delia. Would you like some executive tickets for this years World Cup?
Delia: Ooooooooo! That'd be nice, Marcus. How generous.

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Frosty » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:26 pm

marko69 wrote:
BLUEBLOOD wrote:(Marko My Brexit was my entry....)
Oh dear buddy! That flew over everyone's napper! No one voted! :lol:

I'll go give you your extra point now. Might take you above Frosty! He's going to lose his sh*t over it. Comes across as a nice, pleasant forum owner, but holy sh*t, he's a total a$$ kicker!

I need to compose myself before commenting ...................



Anyway ...... I thought BB was banned for being extra annoying?, tbh his Prediction League standings are so appalling, I hadnt actually noticed he was still on here.

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Bluemike » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:47 pm

And he was pre season favourite

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Frosty » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:56 pm

Delia Caption:


"the shock you feel when you find out that your the only woman in the world that Harvey Weinstein has said 'no' to"

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Re: THE DON CUP: NORWICH CITY (page 8)?

Post by Frosty » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:57 pm

Holt Caption


"the only player in the history of British football who displays absolute joy when he is subbed off early in a match"

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