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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:59 pm
by derick_ipsw
Come on Robbie if you think you are Savage I will fight you on my knees!!

Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:49 am
by BLUEBLOOD
You said you would swallow not spit it out.

Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:22 pm
by Watership Down
If I got on my knees and I pleaded with you not to go but stay would you still go......please.

Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:06 pm
by nicscreamer
Smell this fist... That's your mum that is!

Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:06 pm
by Ando
Only rock sizzors paper can decide who is the biggest tw*t.

Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:27 pm
by marko69
Excellent work over the Xmas period there, guys. Scores as follows:

MIDDLESBOROUGH
Frosty 5pts
Nicscreamer 4pts
Shed on Tour 3pts
Blueblood 2pts (Bolton keeper)

READING
Blueblood 5pts (precious vid)
Ohiotractorboy 4pts
Bluemike 3pts
Frosty & Derickipsw 2pts

WOLVES
Bluemike 5pts
DerickIpsw 4pts
Shed on Tour 3pts (sat nav)
Nicscreamer 2pts

DERBY
Blueblood 5pts (spit out)
Nicscreamer 4pts
IpswichtownNo1 3pts
Ando 2pts

LEAGUE TABLE

SHED ON TOUR 46
NICSCREAMER 46
BLUEMIKE 45
BLUEBLOOD 43
DERICKIPSW 40
FROSTY 38
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
ANDO 36
TANGFASTIC 29
WATERSHIP DOWN 27
BARMY BILLY 25
NUMBER 9 17
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 16
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1


SHEFFIELD UNITED PIC

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:48 pm
by derick_ipsw
Honestly I can only take 2 fingers ask her!!

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:17 pm
by ipswichtownNo1
Hot chick 1 " Honestley i can only take 2 fingers ask her!! "
Hot chick 2 " f*ck off , she literally took my fist! "

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:00 am
by Ando
1, Christ you don't get many of them to the pound!

2 oi I know I've not seen my feet for years but I can still kick your arse.

3 bloke sticks two fingers up to the police after being accused of knicking two footballs from the gift shop.


Better stop now

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:20 pm
by Bluemike
"What you mean I look like Steve Bruce, up yours you cheeky c**t"

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:41 pm
by BLUEBLOOD
How can you tell I was born in Norwich ..

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:36 am
by nicscreamer
No mate, it's two in the pink, one in the stink

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:30 pm
by marko69
Caption:
Attenborough voice: "And tonight, we look at the nocturnal habits, of Owls......."
Bloke with tits: "Hey Dave, FK OWLS!"

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:28 pm
by BLUEBLOOD
20 Years I worked in the steel factory and only 3 times I missed the blade handle Look.

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:51 am
by marko69
BLUEBLOOD wrote:20 Years I worked in the steel factory and only 3 times I missed the blade handle Look.
Hahahahaha! That's very clever, dude.

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:44 am
by Frosty
"Feck ...... is that Donald Trumps mum?"

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:02 pm
by Shed on tour
Feck off!
I’ve only got 2 tits you’ve got 11 out on the pitch.

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:04 pm
by nicscreamer
Sheffields conjoined twins celebrate victory in the FA Cup over Ipswich

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:27 pm
by Watership Down
Oi! Ive got 2 for you but they are more than a hand full!

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:34 pm
by marko69
Scores will be with me beginning of next week for Sheffield United efforts....... some very good efforts indeed.

Have a "bash" at the Leeds Caption.

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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:27 pm
by ipswichtownNo1
marko69 wrote:Scores will be with me beginning of next week for Sheffield United efforts....... some very good efforts indeed.

Have a "bash" at the Leeds Caption.

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Ere marko. Wheres the pic to bash to!!

Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:09 am
by Bluemike
"If a picture paints a Thousand words, the first one would be C***"

Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:01 pm
by marko69
Google that guy. Every picture he has that expression. Talk about regret. Fking idiot.

Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:05 pm
by marko69
For ITNO1........ and you too, The Don......., this section is missed from the previews. I'd take over that job, but the forumites wouldn't appreciate the "Grannies I'd like to F*ck" section.

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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:53 am
by BLUEBLOOD
Next time he wont wear the glasses...
Refilling your ink cartridges it`s not as easy as you think.

Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:53 am
by Ando
He clearly has Leeds on the brain, well if he had one

Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:54 am
by Ando
marko69 wrote:For ITNO1........ and you too, The Don......., this section is missed from the previews. I'd take over that job, but the forumites wouldn't appreciate the "Grannies I'd like to F*ck" section.

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I’m supporting Leeds ladies if that’s their kit

Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:08 am
by Frosty
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"I'm a lifetime fan of Brentford, unfortunately I got blind drunk on my Stag Do, entered a Chinese tatoo parlour in Leeds and slured the bloody word 'bees'"

Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:15 pm
by Shed on tour
Leeds fan: Marching on together
Town fans: Marching out the ground

Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:52 pm
by barmy billy
ITFC 2. Leeds 0

Caption: 'Do my ears still look big?'