THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18
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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
Come on Robbie if you think you are Savage I will fight you on my knees!!
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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
You said you would swallow not spit it out.
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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
If I got on my knees and I pleaded with you not to go but stay would you still go......please.
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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
Smell this fist... That's your mum that is!
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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
Only rock sizzors paper can decide who is the biggest tw*t.
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Re: THE DON CUP: DERBY COUNTY 30/12/17 (page 4)
Excellent work over the Xmas period there, guys. Scores as follows:
MIDDLESBOROUGH
Frosty 5pts
Nicscreamer 4pts
Shed on Tour 3pts
Blueblood 2pts (Bolton keeper)
READING
Blueblood 5pts (precious vid)
Ohiotractorboy 4pts
Bluemike 3pts
Frosty & Derickipsw 2pts
WOLVES
Bluemike 5pts
DerickIpsw 4pts
Shed on Tour 3pts (sat nav)
Nicscreamer 2pts
DERBY
Blueblood 5pts (spit out)
Nicscreamer 4pts
IpswichtownNo1 3pts
Ando 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
SHED ON TOUR 46
NICSCREAMER 46
BLUEMIKE 45
BLUEBLOOD 43
DERICKIPSW 40
FROSTY 38
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
ANDO 36
TANGFASTIC 29
WATERSHIP DOWN 27
BARMY BILLY 25
NUMBER 9 17
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 16
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
SHEFFIELD UNITED PIC
MIDDLESBOROUGH
Frosty 5pts
Nicscreamer 4pts
Shed on Tour 3pts
Blueblood 2pts (Bolton keeper)
READING
Blueblood 5pts (precious vid)
Ohiotractorboy 4pts
Bluemike 3pts
Frosty & Derickipsw 2pts
WOLVES
Bluemike 5pts
DerickIpsw 4pts
Shed on Tour 3pts (sat nav)
Nicscreamer 2pts
DERBY
Blueblood 5pts (spit out)
Nicscreamer 4pts
IpswichtownNo1 3pts
Ando 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
SHED ON TOUR 46
NICSCREAMER 46
BLUEMIKE 45
BLUEBLOOD 43
DERICKIPSW 40
FROSTY 38
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
ANDO 36
TANGFASTIC 29
WATERSHIP DOWN 27
BARMY BILLY 25
NUMBER 9 17
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 16
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
SHEFFIELD UNITED PIC
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
Honestly I can only take 2 fingers ask her!!
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
Hot chick 1 " Honestley i can only take 2 fingers ask her!! "
Hot chick 2 " f*ck off , she literally took my fist! "
Hot chick 2 " f*ck off , she literally took my fist! "
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
1, Christ you don't get many of them to the pound!
2 oi I know I've not seen my feet for years but I can still kick your arse.
3 bloke sticks two fingers up to the police after being accused of knicking two footballs from the gift shop.
Better stop now
2 oi I know I've not seen my feet for years but I can still kick your arse.
3 bloke sticks two fingers up to the police after being accused of knicking two footballs from the gift shop.
Better stop now
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
"What you mean I look like Steve Bruce, up yours you cheeky c**t"
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
How can you tell I was born in Norwich ..
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
No mate, it's two in the pink, one in the stink
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
Caption:
Attenborough voice: "And tonight, we look at the nocturnal habits, of Owls......."
Bloke with tits: "Hey Dave, FK OWLS!"
Attenborough voice: "And tonight, we look at the nocturnal habits, of Owls......."
Bloke with tits: "Hey Dave, FK OWLS!"
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
20 Years I worked in the steel factory and only 3 times I missed the blade handle Look.
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
Hahahahaha! That's very clever, dude.BLUEBLOOD wrote:20 Years I worked in the steel factory and only 3 times I missed the blade handle Look.
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
"Feck ...... is that Donald Trumps mum?"
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
Feck off!
I’ve only got 2 tits you’ve got 11 out on the pitch.
I’ve only got 2 tits you’ve got 11 out on the pitch.
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
Sheffields conjoined twins celebrate victory in the FA Cup over Ipswich
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
Oi! Ive got 2 for you but they are more than a hand full!
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
Scores will be with me beginning of next week for Sheffield United efforts....... some very good efforts indeed.
Have a "bash" at the Leeds Caption.
Have a "bash" at the Leeds Caption.
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
Ere marko. Wheres the pic to bash to!!marko69 wrote:Scores will be with me beginning of next week for Sheffield United efforts....... some very good efforts indeed.
Have a "bash" at the Leeds Caption.
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
"If a picture paints a Thousand words, the first one would be C***"
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
Google that guy. Every picture he has that expression. Talk about regret. Fking idiot.
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
For ITNO1........ and you too, The Don......., this section is missed from the previews. I'd take over that job, but the forumites wouldn't appreciate the "Grannies I'd like to F*ck" section.
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
Next time he wont wear the glasses...
Refilling your ink cartridges it`s not as easy as you think.
Refilling your ink cartridges it`s not as easy as you think.
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
He clearly has Leeds on the brain, well if he had one
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
marko69 wrote:For ITNO1........ and you too, The Don......., this section is missed from the previews. I'd take over that job, but the forumites wouldn't appreciate the "Grannies I'd like to F*ck" section.
I’m supporting Leeds ladies if that’s their kit
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Re: THE DON CUP: SHEFF UNITED (6/1/18) (page 5)
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"I'm a lifetime fan of Brentford, unfortunately I got blind drunk on my Stag Do, entered a Chinese tatoo parlour in Leeds and slured the bloody word 'bees'"
"I'm a lifetime fan of Brentford, unfortunately I got blind drunk on my Stag Do, entered a Chinese tatoo parlour in Leeds and slured the bloody word 'bees'"
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
Leeds fan: Marching on together
Town fans: Marching out the ground
Town fans: Marching out the ground
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
ITFC 2. Leeds 0
Caption: 'Do my ears still look big?'
Caption: 'Do my ears still look big?'