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Taking one for the team takes on a new meaning

"I can't believe he just called me the C-word. I need a few minutes to catch my breath, now."

Ipswich are so bad today we even have time for a game of leapfrog.

number 9 wrote:"I can't believe he just called me the C-word. I need a few minutes to catch my breath, now."

That's created a big chuckle Nice one

How do I tie these laces again

Where the hell did that coin go that we tossed up at the beginning of the game....... it's here somewhere

You know your legs have really gone when that bloke Skuse can beat you in a sprint for the ball.

Strange scoring after the Burton picture due to only 8 players having a go at it. Blueblood, I actually waited the longest time for you to post a caption...... what happened after the Brexit post??

SCORES
Number 9 5pts
Frosty 4pts
Bluemike (boots) Nicsreamer (ouch) Shed on Tour 3pts
DerickIpsw, Ando (boots on) Watership Down 2pts

LEAGUE TABLE

BLUEMIKE 67
NICSCREAMER 64
DERICKIPSW 59
SHED ON TOUR 57
BLUEBLOOD 56
FROSTY 55
ANDO 46
WATERSHIP DOWN 41
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
NUMBER 9 31
BARMY BILLY 31
TANGFASTIC 29
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 19
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1

Norwich City captions, points for both pics....... let's hear some beauties and get the gaps in the league table closing a bit.

Grant Holt hears he's going to Hibs!

Ok, maybe he's a bit overly delighted in that photo!

Delia: Oh Daniel when you said you made a c*ck up I thought you meant a mistake.

Grant Holt: Celebrating on hearing that his latest transfer move has been agreed and that he will not be paid in money but Mars Bars instead.

Delias sneaky fart goes horribly wrong......

Grant Holt doesn't understand the comment "if you grew a beard, you would even look like a c*ck" , and so runs away smiling.

nicscreamer wrote:Delias sneaky fart goes horribly wrong......

Grant Holt doesn't understand the comment "if you grew a beard, you would even look like a c*ck" , and so runs away smiling.

Ahhhh so the C bomb now gets changed to C*ck? Ok, but you get the gist?

Delia smells something Fishy down below and it`s not her fish pie either....
That reminds Grant holt he once sucked on a Fishermans friend he did not spit it out.

(Marko My Brexit was my entry....)

BLUEBLOOD wrote:(Marko My Brexit was my entry....)

Oh dear buddy! That flew over everyone's napper! No one voted!

I'll go give you your extra point now. Might take you above Frosty! He's going to lose his sh*t over it. Comes across as a nice, pleasant forum owner, but holy sh*t, he's a total a$$ kicker!

Holt paid in Mars Bars!

Delia was shocked as her inbred twin began growing out of her head.


That fat b*stard Holt couldn't hide his delight at the half-time whistle as he sprinted to the dressing room for his half-time 25 pukka pies.

Delia: when I shouted at the fans Let’s Be Havin You I didn’t mean in that way.

Norwich are so desperate for a trophy of any sort that Delia enters the "Spot the ugly c*** competition"

Delia reaction"One flew over the cuckoos nest...... and there (Holt) he goes

The elusive Marcus Evans standing behind Delia, rapturously serenades his canary on the side,

"Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man!! Keep it coolin', baby...Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love, I'm gonna give you every inch of my love, Gonna give you my love...AUWww...whole lotta love!

Delia puckers with anticipation, although she is anxious that this time Ipswich may score!

(At least I didn't say the C-word)

Rolf Harris, clad in NCFC attire, is arrested for running on the pitch at Carrow Road after hearing his indecent assault has been overturned!

Caption delia pic.
Delia " i said ipswich are winning and i feel a silly tit...... NOT suck my tit!!"

Delias hubby Michael Wynn Jones totally got the wrong end of the stick when she said she wanted to be taken up the Arsenal.

Delia has been over cooking the love eggs again!

He's got one of those faces you just want to punch. I'm not sure if this counts as a go but I just can't bring myself to look at this noob any longer. The picture is making Me feel sick in the pit of my stomach.

Mevans: Oh hi there Delia. Would you like some executive tickets for this years World Cup?
Delia: Ooooooooo! That'd be nice, Marcus. How generous.

marko69 wrote:

BLUEBLOOD wrote:(Marko My Brexit was my entry....)

Oh dear buddy! That flew over everyone's napper! No one voted!

I'll go give you your extra point now. Might take you above Frosty! He's going to lose his sh*t over it. Comes across as a nice, pleasant forum owner, but holy sh*t, he's a total a$$ kicker!

I need to compose myself before commenting ...................



Anyway ...... I thought BB was banned for being extra annoying?, tbh his Prediction League standings are so appalling, I hadnt actually noticed he was still on here.

And he was pre season favourite

Delia Caption:


"the shock you feel when you find out that your the only woman in the world that Harvey Weinstein has said 'no' to"

Holt Caption


"the only player in the history of British football who displays absolute joy when he is subbed off early in a match"