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Bolton brought their keeper and still lost....

Middlesborough scoring to be counted possibly next week witn this Reading caption. Possibility of delays in scoring due to my son and the Australians all heading back to their respective countries for Xmas hols. But they'll all eventually be scored.

Reading caption:

Alex Ferguson said "I'm shoving THIS up your arse", and that was when I knew I had to leave Man Utd.!!!!

Beckham,s Golden Balls They were this big No Wonder Posh walked funny.

Mick come here, is your nose really this big ?

Yeh, and you better f..King duck when I turn round .

"Wow, seriously!? ........... your transfer budget is really that small Mick?"

" I swear Cole Skuse just passed it that far"

Caption: 'I don't understand what you are trying to say. Stop stammering and spit it out.'

Ouch! According to Mick after that tackle McGoldrick’s balls swelled to this size.

"Take this job and shove it!!"

After I get done destroying Harry Potter, I will crush Mick McCarthy's pathetic team!!

MY Precious.....Ahhhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz-8CSa9xj8

Honest to god my c*ck is this big!!

Hi folks. Unfortunately, as stated further up the thread, ''tis holiday season and gathering scoring votes isn't happening until the New Year. So we can keep on adding the funny stuff to the pictures and it'll all be scored, probably week commencing January 8th. Same rules apply, have as many goes as you like, funnier sh*t gets the bigger points.

WOLVES CAPTION

..... minutes after being sacked by the Wolves

Caption " Where do I go now...... home... nope the wife doesn't want me.... I know... Ipswich they have been waiting long enough to get back to the Premiership and I need a rest.

CAPTION...."Sacked for sticking up for Terry Connor, I just misunderstood Marcus when he said he hated that f**king Black pudding"

if I'm getting sacked, I'm taking all of my tactics with me in the box. It's 4 x 4 x 2

Which way is the dole office ?

Just heard a rumour that Ipswich might be offering me a job.
Can somebody tell me where the f**k that is as I can’t even find it on my sat nav?

Keep it in the box don't go on the offensive.

What's in the box Mick?
Mick: I've come to the conclusion that only fools & horses work so have gone into the hospitality business with some bloke called Evans. Loads of tickets for sporting events in the box but where they come from is a mystery.

Caption:

After reading the Sky headline:
Reporter: Mick, any thoughts on losing your Wolves job?
Mick: No tit job is safe lad. One of you lot will be gettin tit sack too. February 29th? There's no tit f**king thing, lad!

Listen, you’ve got me, boring old big nose f**king old fart with a sh*te football team, now Im off boxes and all.
Portman road here I come.

Isn't the turkey ment to be in the box

"I feel so humiliated having just been sacked, however, at least I am better off than TC who was set on fire by a disgruntled fan and is leaving the ground beside me in a box"

Had some assurances that the Middlesborough, Reading, Wolves and this Derby County caption wil be scored through next week before the January 6th game. I'm not going to hold my breath on that....... three of the scorers fly to Amsterdam on the 2nd before flying out to Sydney on the 7th. I'm presuming those guys will be melted for the week. If they do manage to score, get some freaky funny sh*t, their senses of humour will be warped for a few days.

Derby County

Fecking hell Robbie that tackle was savage.

" here, take this imaginary stick to help you stay on your feet after my imaginary tackle you diving cheating little winker!"

Savage: My mate Wayne said you were a winker so I thought I would blow you a kiss but never expected you to fall that easily.

You fell over like a pr!ck it`s no surprise what`s CUM out of your mouth and heading for my leg..