East Anglia Derby Preview & Matchday Thread

[marko69]

That’s it. f*ck off everybody!!!

[Bluemike]

I actually wrote a song for the caption competition using the tune of Hey Jude but I changed it Saint Jude, had I posted it I would have to have banned myself judging by the thread so far even though im convinced SJ would have found it funny......I think.

[marko69]

You have to post that song.

[derick_ipsw]

Caption;: Supporter: Delia guess how many fingers i have in you 6 or 12.
Delia guess how many fingers I have in you 6 or 12.

Delia: No need to repeat it.

Supporter: I didn't it was a f**king echo!!

[charlton837]

I don't get what all the fuss is about. I've not seen anything from anyone that has crossed the line. The Delia thing is just part and parcel of the derby, I'm sure nobody wishes her any real harm. Think everyone needs a chill pill and stop taking everything so seriously. Biggest joke of all is that this forum got so desperate they had to ask Marko to be a moderator! How did I miss that one.

Walters to come home and be the heroe on Sunday. You heard it here first

[Watership Down]

I have a bad feeling about this game. Norwich always seem to perform well against us. The incentive for Ipswich is to get the first win of the season and against the dreaded foe. I'm going for a 2 -2 tie Ipswich will still be in search of their first win.

Caption Here's a little bit of tongue for you Delia.. although it's not in your silk purse it's in your sow's ear.

[Bluemike]

You have to post that song.

Jesus Marko you want rid of me LMAO.

[marko69]

Definitely not, no........ But I want to sing that song! I won't be offended. Honest!

Caption:

"Come on, Delia. Tell me who the new manager is going to be. For Farke's sake."

[patthegimp]

5-1 ITFC- must eventually get a forecast correct.

Caption

Man to Delia- Ipswich are starting Jonathon Walters and Bart's still in goal

Delia- Hysterical laughter

[number 9]

ITFC 2-1 SCUM

CAPTION

DELIA: “Is that a wine bottle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?!”

[BLUEBLOOD]

Can't some allow Smith a break ? She's a harmless 70 something grandparent I'd imagine, not really warranted some of the derogatory comments seen on here. Has at least the best interests of her club at heart, can't dispute her commitment, something to be applauded.

Thought maybe a drawn game in this although events of this nature are totally unpredictable. About damn time a victory is due over those, this would seem a good opportunity. Robust opposition here in derby games, they never make it easy.

Ipswich 2 Norwich 2

I quite agree with your comments about Delia, SJ.

They are crude, offensive & most of all NOT FUNNY. Some posters should be ashamed to write such offensive drivel.

Barmy you forget check your post on 20 august 2016 you wrote on caption for norwich game
I knew i shouldn't have swallowed it and oooh mick walker after all these years. ...
talk to about pot calling the kettle.. .crude offensive you decide.

[marko69]

I’ve got to admit, something was niggling away at me regarding rude messages and you Barmy...... a post that I found hilarious, and that was it! The “swallow” post...... you scored 5 points. It’s all “come” back to me, thanks for that Blueblood.

Anything to add to this Barmy before it’s dropped forever and we can all go back to being scumbags with no class?

[Bluemike]

Im offended Billy, double standards mate lol. Now lets just all drop it and talk about the biggest game of the season

[barmy billy]

Im offended Billy, double standards mate lol. Now lets just all drop it and talk about the biggest game of the season

I am not surprised you are offended, Mike. I'm offended at myself for writing that.

It was 2 years ago and in that time I have changed considerably in many ways. It is certainly not double standards, more a difference in attitude.

I have also complained not that long ago about the use of the 'C' word on here. It's not on.

I stand entirely by my comments and the abuse that will no doubt ensue.

[marko69]

I have a family member who has changed considerably in many ways over the past 18 months....... she’s a Jehovah’s Witness now.
Is your change a religious thing, Barmy? I promise I’m not trying to offend...... you’ve made an open comment that you’ve changed..... just merely enquiring what the changes have entailed.
Don’t tell us it’s something completely different and your official Russian name is Ivor Adtheknackersov.

No offence to possible Russian readers of TB.com.

[barmy billy]

I have a family member who has changed considerably in many ways over the past 18 months....... she’s a Jehovah’s Witness now.
Is your change a religious thing, Barmy? I promise I’m not trying to offend...... you’ve made an open comment that you’ve changed..... just merely enquiring what the changes have entailed.
Don’t tell us it’s something completely different and your official Russian name is Ivor Adtheknackersov.

No offence to possible Russian readers of TB.com.

I don't know whether you are being serious or not, Marko.

But I wll be and I will pm you.

[Bluemike]

Im offended Billy, double standards mate lol. Now lets just all drop it and talk about the biggest game of the season

I am not surprised you are offended, Mike. I'm offended at myself for writing that.

It was 2 years ago and in that time I have changed considerably in many ways. It is certainly not double standards, more a difference in attitude.

I have also complained not that long ago about the use of the 'C' word on here. It's not on.

I stand entirely by my comments and the abuse that will no doubt ensue.

Billy I was joking, just trying to lighten the mood.

[Charnwood]

Let’s be ‘avin you !


Delia ....... “0h dear, I think you already ‘av” !

[AylesburyBlue]

Caption:
Delia ‘Egg, Bacon, Sausage roll, come on fella and holes a goal’

[Ohiotractorboy]

My head says a 1-1 draw, but I am following heart and going with a 2-1 Town win.

Caption,
"Delia finds the true delight in hanging with her six-fingered friends!"

[charlton837]

No Toto on Sunday after his red card was upheld. Our system is a joke, disgraceful decision. Anyone else see Kenedy at Newcastle last week just kick the Cardiff player on the back of the leg, the FA decided to take no action on that yet they uphold the red card in this case. Something seriously wrong there.

[Ando]

No Toto on Sunday after his red card was upheld. Our system is a joke, disgraceful decision. Anyone else see Kenedy at Newcastle last week just kick the Cardiff player on the back of the leg, the FA decided to take no action on that yet they uphold the red card in this case. Something seriously wrong there.

What a joke !

Something else to pin in the wall for Sunday!

[Bluemike]

I think we all knew this was going to be the outcome, it wouldn't be a Derby without them getting all the f**king luck, in the face of adversity and all that....

[marko69]

Has to be the worst sporting association in the world for rulings. It’s so poor, it’s borderline laughable.

Hopefully angered the manager/players, ...... smash the yellow lot on Sunday.

[Shed on tour]

No Toto on Sunday after his red card was upheld. Our system is a joke, disgraceful decision. Anyone else see Kenedy at Newcastle last week just kick the Cardiff player on the back of the leg, the FA decided to take no action on that yet they uphold the red card in this case. Something seriously wrong there.

Yep saw it and as you say an absolute disgrace that the FA have taken no action about it. After the TOTO decision I will no longer moan at defenders for backing off and not making a challenge as it seems the FA are determined to make the game a non contact sport.

[derick_ipsw]

I think we all knew this was going to be the outcome, it wouldn't be a Derby without them getting all the f**king luck, in the face of adversity and all that....

No we did not, by everyones response this was not expected at all.

[Ricco]

No we did not, by everyones response this was not expected at all.

Should and would are two different thing. Everyone knew he should be let of, but everyone (or clearly not quite everyone) knew there was a very good chance he wouldn't be.

The appeal process sucks, in fact it all sucks, they like to 'stick by the referees decision', unless it's completely blatantly obvious (like if the player was actually the opposite end of the pitch from the alleged offence, or perhaps not even playing might just do it). The fact they haven't increased the ban at least shows there was fair grounds for the appeal, they most likely agree with Ipswich, but don't want to turn things over lightly, pathetic.

[Magicmark]

Well its good news that the ban hasn't been increased.

[Ricco]

Well its good news that the ban hasn't been increased.

Uhhh, yeah don't quote me actually, the article I read earlier said it would stay at one game, but the on the offy it says it'll be three games. Pure madness.

[Bluemike]

Sorry Derick, 99.9% pretty much expected this outcome, Ricco it is Three games unfortunately.