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9 points in 3 games?

Ipswich Win
12
75%
Reading Win
1
6%
Bugger
3
19%
 
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Ipswich Town vs Reading Match Preview

Post by Frosty » Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:58 am

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Saturday 21st February 2015 – 15:00
Portman Road



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Opening Thought – Jamma

Now that we are approaching ‘squeaky bum time’, we are into the part of the season where results take priority over everything else. Maybe this shaded Mick Mills’ thinking when he described Town’s 2-1 win at Craven Cottage as our best performance of the season. As Mick McCarthy would say, it was our most important game because it was our last one. Rather like against Sheffield Wednesday, no one could deny that we were deserving of all 3 points on Saturday but ‘professional’ would be the most accurate word to describe our display. The match followed a similar pattern to the reverse fixture, with Fulham enjoying lengthy spells of possession but Ipswich having the best chances and scoring at crucial times. In another similarity to the opening day, we let the Cottagers back into the match with an unfortunate defensive slip. Although we saw the remaining 20 minutes out relatively comfortably, this is not a habit that we want to be getting into over the final three months of the campaign. As I say, though, points on the board are all that matter now and two back-to-back victories have us once again looking upwards as opposed to over our shoulder.

The setback against Rotherham now seems a distant memory for the Blue Army, going by the chants of ‘We are going up!’ reverberating around Craven Cottage on Saturday. Excitement is inevitably building ahead of the East Anglian derby, with so much at stake for both sides. But McCarthy will not be allowing the players to look any further ahead than Reading at home, the latest ‘most important game of the season’. Daryl Murphy will be looking to add to his tally, having become the first Blues player to reach the magical 20 goals a season since David Johnson 15 years ago. It is no exaggeration to say that he has been integral to our success this season, with his game involving far more than just his impressive goals tally. While we are undeniably a team that is more than the sum of its parts, Murphy’s goals have proven the difference on many occasions, including against Fulham. His commitment to the cause was epitomised by the fact that he broke his nose when connecting with the defender’s head as well as the ball for the first goal. McCarthy has challenged him to go on and get 30 now and, if he does, we will surely not be far away come 2 May...



The Opposition – Reading


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Reading were formed on 25 December 1871 and originally played their matches at the ‘Reading Recreation Ground’ .The club then moved to Elm Park for 102 years between 1896 and 1998. In 1998, the club moved to their latest home, the new Madejski Stadium.

The club holds the record for the number of successive league wins at the start of a season, with a total of 13 wins at the start of the 1985–86 Third Division campaign, and also the record for the number of points gained in a professional league season with 106 points in the 2005–06 Football League Championship campaign.

Reading finished eighth in their first ever season as a top flight club.

Reading were elected to the Football League Third Division South in 1920.

In more modern times, Reading were promoted to the Second Division as champions in 1986 under the management of Ian Branfoot, but were relegated back to the Third Division in 1988.

The appointment of Mark McGhee as player-manager in 1991, shortly after the takeover by John Madejski, saw Reading move forward. They were crowned champions of the new Division Two in 1994. 35-year-old striker Jimmy Quinn was put in charge of the first team alongside midfielder Mick Gooding and guided Reading to runners-up in the final Division One table only to be denied automatic promotion because of the streamlining of the Premier League, from 22 teams to 20.

In 1995, Reading looked to have booked their place in the Premier League only to lose against Bolton Wanderers in the play-off final. Quinn and Gooding's contracts were not renewed two years later after Reading had slid into the bottom half of Division One. Their successor, Terry Bullivant, lasted less than one season before being sacked in March 1998.

1998 also saw Reading move into the new 24,200 all-seater Madejski Stadium, named after chairman, John Madejski. Tommy Burns had taken over from Terry Bullivant but lasted just 18 months before being replaced by Alan Pardew, who had previously been reserve team manager before being released. Reading returned to Division One for 2002–03 after finishing runners-up in Division Two. The following season, they finished fourth in Division One and qualified for the play-offs, where they lost in the semi-final to Wolverhampton Wanderers. Alan Pardew moved to West Ham United the following October and was replaced by Steve Coppell.

Reading won the 2005–06 Championship with a league record 106 points, scoring 99 goals and losing only twice. Reading were promoted to English football's top division for the first time in their history. Reading defied pre-season predictions of relegation to finish the season in eighth. The second season was less successful and Reading were relegated back to the Championship.

Reading started the 2008–09 season with a 15-match unbeaten home run. They finished fourth and qualified for the play-offs, where they lost to Burnley in the semi-final. Manager Steve Coppell resigned just hours after the game, and was replaced by Brendan Rodgers.

Rodgers left the club by mutual consent on 16 December 2009 and Brian McDermott was made caretaker manager the same day. Reading eventually finished 5th in the Championship to qualify for the division's play-offs, which they lost 4–2 to Swansea City in the final at Wembley Stadium.

In the 2011–12 season, a streak of good form in the second half of the season ensured promotion to the Premier League on 17 April 2012.

McDermott led Reading to their first Premier League win of the 2012–13 season on 17 November 2012 at the eleventh attempt. On 11 March 2013, McDermott left his position at Reading.

On 26 March 2013, Nigel Adkins was appointed manager and could not stop Reading from being relegated from the top flight.

Last season saw the Royals finish the season in seventh, one point off Brighton in sixth after being in and around the play-off zone all season. Only a late goal by Brighton prevented Reading from a chance of returning straight to the top flight of English Football.

On 16 December 2014, Clarke was appointed manager of Reading on a two-and-a-half year deal, succeeding Nigel Adkins, who struggled to repeat the performances of the previous season.



They are known as the 'Royals' .............. Poor Bastards


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One To Watch – Ayegbeni Yakubu


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If there’s a better-named strikeforce in the Championship than Reading’s, I’m yet to see it… Ayegbeni Yakubu’s return to English football means the prospect of a strike partnership of Russian powerhouse Pavel Pogrebnyak and Yakubu. They have instantly been christened ‘Pogreb ‘n’ Yak’, naturally!

The seemingly ageless Nigerian first arrived on these shores as a 20-year-old when joining Portsmouth for their Division One title-winning run-in of 2002/03. Having helped them over the line, he enjoyed a fruitful first full season as Pompey established themselves as a Premier League club. In all, ‘the Yak’ scored 29 top tier goals in 68 games on the South coast, making him the club’s top-scoring player in the Premier League. He continued breaking records, with his £7.5 million move to Middlesbrough the highest fee paid for a Nigerian player. Yakubu quickly adapted to life on Teesside and was ‘Boro’s top scorer in his debut season, his 19 goals providing the firepower to see the club to the UEFA Cup final. He was on the move again ahead of the 2007/08 campaign, signing for Everton, and – similarly to Mr. Murphy – wrote his name into the history books by becoming the first Toffees player for 16 years to score 20 goals in a season. The affable frontman soon became synonymous with his goalscoring exploits, leading to the chant ‘Feed the Yak and he will score!’. Now 32, Yakubu, who also counts Leicester and Blackburn amongst his former clubs, still knows where the goal is, as demonstrated with his coolly-taken winner at Derby in the FA Cup on Saturday.






The Gaffer – Steve Clarke


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Spotted whilst playing for Beith Juniors, Clarke started his professional football career with St. Mirren. He was transferred to Chelsea for £422,000 in February 1987. He stayed at Chelsea until 1998, making 421 appearances. He was a part of the Chelsea sides which won the 1997 FA Cup Final, 1998 Football League Cup Final and 1998 UEFA Cup Winners' Cup Final. The latter game, against VfB Stuttgart in Stockholm, was Clarke's final appearance for the club. In 2005, he was voted into Chelsea's centenary XI, occupying the right-back berth.

In 1998, Clarke joined Newcastle United as assistant manager to Ruud Gullit, his former boss at Chelsea. Clarke was part of the coaching team with Gullit, which helped Newcastle reach the 1998-99 FA Cup final on 22 May 1999, where Newcastle finished runners up to Manchester United in a 2-0 defeat.

Clarke was caretaker manager following Gullit's resignation, taking charge of one match, a 5–1 defeat against Manchester United.

After a stint in charge of the youth teams at Chelsea, Clarke was promoted to the position of assistant manager when José Mourinho was appointed manager in the summer of 2004. Clarke was a part of the coaching set-up which saw Chelsea win two Premier League titles, an FA Cup and two League Cups over three seasons under Mourinho. During this period, he completed his UEFA Pro Licence in 2006.

When Mourinho departed Chelsea in September 2007, Clarke’s services were retained by Avram Grant, although Henk ten Cate was brought in as another assistant coach. Both Grant and ten Cate left the club at the end of the 2007–08 season.

On 12 September 2008, Clarke handed in his resignation to Chelsea, hoping to move to West Ham United to be assistant to former Chelsea teammate Gianfranco Zola. Chelsea initially rejected his resignation, demanding compensation worth two years of Clarke's salary. After a deal was agreed between the clubs, Clarke became West Ham's first team coach on 15 September.
West Ham finished ninth in the Premier League in the 2008–09 season, earning Clarke an extended contract that made him the highest paid assistant manager in the league. The club struggled during the next season, however, narrowly avoiding relegation. In June 2010, not long after the dismissal of Zola as manager, Clarke left the club by mutual consent.

On 10 January 2011, Clarke was appointed first team coach at Liverpool by Kenny Dalglish, after Dalglish had replaced the dismissed Roy Hodgson two days before. Clarke was credited (alongside Dalglish) for turning Liverpool's season around. On 12 May 2011, Clarke, as well as manager Dalglish, signed a three year contract to remain in his current role as first team coach.

On 14 May 2012, Clarke offered his resignation to Liverpool following the sacking of manager Dalglish and Liverpool's 8th place finish in the 2011–12 Premier League. The club declined the offer but, on 6 June 2012, following the appointment of new manager Brendan Rodgers, Clarke left the club. Clarke himself said that Liverpool sacked him.

On 8 June 2012, Clarke was announced as the new manager of West Bromwich Albion, having signed a two-year contract. The job was Clarke's first permanent management role for any club, though during his time the club referred to him as 'head coach'.

In November, the club won four consecutive matches in a row for the first time since 1980, defeating Southampton, Wigan, Chelsea and Sunderland. Due to his efforts in November, Clarke was awarded the Barclays Premier League Manager of the Month. Although the team would go on to lose their next three matches, Clarke's team were seventh in the table by Christmas 2012.

On 27 April 2013, Clarke's team secured a 3–0 away victory over Southampton, giving West Brom their fourteenth win of the season, their highest win total in the Barclays Premier League. West Brom finished 8th in the table on 49 points, their best finish since 1981.

Clarke and West Brom returned for the new season but the team initially struggled to score goals, eventually recording their first league goal in the fourth game of the new season. 28 September 2013 saw them secure an historic 2–1 victory against league champions Manchester United, their first win at Old Trafford in 35 years. However, under his managership, they won only one further game and, on 14 December 2013, Clarke was placed on gardening leave until May 2014, after a 1-0 loss at Cardiff City. This defeat had left the club two points above the relegation zone in 16th place. They had won nine of their previous 41 Premier League games.

On 16 December 2014, Clarke was appointed manager of Reading on a two-and-a-half year deal, succeeding Nigel Adkins.



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Past Match - Video Highlights - Trev





Media Watch - K L Blue


It seems to me that since Daryl Murphy first came to us from Celtic, He seems to have changed a lot of people's mind's since he's been here

Ipswich Town boss Mick McCarthy has challenged red-hot striker Daryl Murphy to match the goalscoring feats of club legends Ted Phillips and Ray Crawford.

Murphy netted his 20th and 21st goals of the campaign in Saturday’s 2-1 win at Fulham; breaking his nose in the process of heading home the fifth minute opener and then returning to the field to curl home a sublime second just before the break.

Ross McCormack’s 75th minute reply was a mere consolation in a convincing away win, Murphy becoming Town’s first player since David Johnson, in the promotion season of 1999/00, to hit 20 league goals in a term.

Having surpassed the 19 league goals tally recorded by Marcus Stewart (00/01), Darren Bent and Shefki Kuqi (both 04/05), Murphy now needs one more to equal Johnson’s total of 99/00; 22 the number also achieved by Alan Brazil in 1981/82. The next target would be the 25 scored by Ray Crawford in 62/63 followed by the 28 netted by Ted Phillips in 61/62.

On his in-form number nine, McCarthy said: “Let’s not be lauding over him for getting 21, let’s see if he can get 30 and get past that. To be fair to him, he’s not sitting on his laurels, he’s still working hard at it. It’s a great tally for him but we want more from him.”

Murphy, 31, joked: “I didn’t even see the first one go in to be honest with you because my eyes were all blurred and watery, but if it takes a broken nose to score every week then I’d take it.

“They had to click it back in to place. That’s why it took so long to get me back on because it wouldn’t stop bleeding. It would take a sledgehammer to keep me off the pitch at the moment though.”

Asked how many more he could score in the final 15 games, Murphy said: “I don’t know! I just wanted to get to 20 as soon as possible, I’ve done that now, so I’ll just keep going and get as many as I can.

“I was delighted when that first one went in to get that number 20 out the way, then I get another. I’m still waiting for that hat-trick. Hopefully one of them will come along before the end of the season.

“To finish as the league’s leading scorer would be nice, but I’m not really thinking about that. It’s about the team and where we finish up which is the main thing.”

Stat Time


Head to Head


Ipswich Wins.......................22.....(43.14%)
Reading Wins......................20.....(39.22%)
Draws................................9......(17.65%)

Ipswich Goals......................83.....(1.63 Ave Per Game)
Reading Goals.....................72.....(1.41 Ave per Game)


Head to Head at Ipswich


Ipswich Wins.......................14......(56.00%)
Reading Wins........................7.....(28.00%)
Draws................................4.......(16.00%)

Ipswich Goals......................46....(1.84 Ave Per Game)
Reading Goals.....................34....(1.36 Ave Per Game)


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The Predicted Teams



Ipswich Town


33 Bialkowski
04 Chambers
05 Smith
06 Berra
03 Mings
27 Bishop
08 Skuse
17 Bru
18 Tabb
20 Sears
09 Murphy



Reading


01 Federici
03 Kelly
14 Chalobah
05 Pearce
11 Obita
12 McCleary
23 Williams
06 Norwood
09 Robson-Kanu
07 Pogrebnyak
10 Cox



Marko's Caption Contest


"Sorry folks, not had a minute to properly score the Fulham week, so I'll score that when scoring this Reading week."

What is this cat "reading"?



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Match Referee – Eddie Ilderton


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Final Thought - Frosty


I was delighted with the 3 points we gained away at Fulham, this sort of side historically has proven a real menace to our fortunes, and one must keep in mind it was only our second win at the ground from 9 previous meetings.

This weekend the Royals are coming to Town! On paper it doesn’t appear to be the most frightening of opposition, but Reading in recent weeks have knocked over both Derby and Wolves (both results 2-1), and what’s somewhat more concerning is both these results were away! Funnily enough at home they failed to get any points from their meetings with either Wigan or Leeds …. Go Figure?

Rotherham, who didn’t do any favours for us a few weeks ago, did this week when they managed to draw their game against Derby stopping them going top. Also Dimi Konstantopoulos, the Middlesbrough Goalkeeper did us a massive favour by being sent off in their match against Birmingham today, the resulting penalty helped the Blues draw this game 1-1. However the one point gained by Boro from this match has seen them take the lead in the competition again, with Bournemouth and Derby a point behind, followed by ourselves in 4th place, 3 points behind. This week Derby have Sheffield Wednesday visiting Pride Park, but more interesting to our fortunes will be results between Brentford who host Bournemouth and Watford who square off against the Budgies. Middlesbrough host Leeds in the early game on Saturday.

The competition is starting to take shape overall now with two thirds of the season gone, depending whether Brentford and Wolves can keep pace with the leading bunch, there is now a gap on the table opening up between 9th placed Blackburn (on 43 points) and the 8 teams above.

With our winnable home fixture against Reading beckoning and a few tricky fixtures for our competitors, some who are maybe tired after a mid-week game, we have a great chance to come out of this weekend right back thick in the action near the top of the League.

For those of you lucky buggers attending the match on Saturday, have an enjoyable afternoon at Fortress PR.


IPSWICH TOWN 2 READING 1


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Post by arana peligrosa » Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:02 am

They're making something of an event of this as the club is putting on it's yearly Supporters Day for this fixture where fans from around the world including Canada, Italy, and Norway will be in attendance. Ex-players including Butcher and Stockwell will be present it mentioned amid a host of other activities so this provides the day with some added flavor. As for the fixture itself I think if we can win a third successive game then the previous disappointing run and loss of points will have been just about redeemed. Reading have been involved in FA Cup action and have gone a long way so maybe that will work as a distraction for this but I'd rather concentrate on what this club achieves from here on. Still believe automatic promotion will prove a bridge too far but at least we can strengthen a hold on the play-off places and take it from there. Voted for the home team victory.


Ipswich 3 Reading 1

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Post by Bluemike » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:49 am

After reading Steve Clarke's thoughts on Tuesdays appaling performance against Wigan one would think that we only have to turn up to wion this one, but as we all know it never works like that in the Championship. Having described his side as "useless & embarrassing" Clarke will have given them one hell of a rocket and we need to be very weary of a backlash. At something approaching our best we will be good enough at home to win this one to make it Three on the bounce, anything less and it could well be tight.

I pretty much agree with the line up in the preview except that I would start with Parr on the Left of Midfield, Tabb must be doubtful anyway after his bang to the head ? We need to get at them from the off, we seem to have a habit of starting matches quite well lately and we must do so again, an early goal settles nerves and breeds confidence. I don't give a damn where the goals come from as long as we get them, although I would love to see Murphy add to his already fantastic tally, for him to get anywhere near 30 would be superb.

It is a home win for me and hopefully with other results going our way we could even be back in the Top Two while pulling away from our noisy neighbours too, now that would be a great position to be in going into Tuesday nights battle with Birmingham.

Town 2-1 Reading

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Post by James Scharmann » Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 am

1-1 for me

CAPTION PREDICTION

I never realised Jose's "Park The Bus" tactics was so complicated. I thought it was pretty simple just hit the breaks.

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Post by nicscreamer » Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:39 am

Its a win win win for us 2-0!

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Post by marko69 » Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:54 am

Going to be a tough caption contest this week......, both James and Nics made me laugh out very loud. Good stuff! :lol:

New strategy from myself about the ITFC...... I am not going to predict the outcome. Piece of useless info for you guys, I'm quite superstitious, and it's getting worse as I get older. If ITFC miss out on promotion, I actually believe it'll be my fault for predicting results. Jinx bstd.
Extended apologies to James and Don as I'll be leaving out the ITFC prediction in the prediction league. Craziest thing you've read today? Not a shock, I'm a fkn crazy bstd.
Watch this......, Charnwood will start adding Hibs to the predictions.

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Post by jimmyt » Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:34 pm

Caption competition

'Reading is for pussies......'

Ouch.

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Post by Quasar » Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:26 pm

Caption: with all the Grey Hype cat is reading,
"50 Shades of Fur"

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Post by number 9 » Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:39 pm

I'd love for us to win this one, but I have a feeling we'll draw. Hopefully, Smithers won't fk up again!

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Post by James Scharmann » Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:33 pm

CAPTION COMPETITION

Reading 50 shades of grey = "Wet Pussy"

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Caption comp :
The Purrrrfect Story Book for kittens.
1st Story.
http://www.goodnightstories.com/read/story111.htm

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Caption: Puss in boots!! :wink:

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Caption:


"Hey diddle diddle,

The Cat and the fiddle ....................... "


So it's a book about fuckin feline paedophiles then ?!?!?

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Post by herforder » Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:03 pm

Can't be too concerned about Reading's reaction to Wigan defeat; it's about how we start. Similar work-rate to that shown against Fulham, press all over the pitch and don't give them a second to play.

Hopefully we'll bee too strong for them, and come out on the right end of 2-0.

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Post by The Don » Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:52 pm

Another sterling effort by you guys. Thanks.

I'm gonn wimp out of predicting on here again. I feel we are worthy of something, but I'd happily take the point.

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Post by number 9 » Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:38 pm

The Don wrote:Another sterling effort by you guys. Thanks.

I'm gonn wimp out of predicting on here again. I feel we are worthy of something, but I'd happily take the point.

Caption: "Lesbians eat what????"
Haha you deserve bonus points for that caption!

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Post by Charnwood » Sat Feb 21, 2015 12:54 am

A comfortable 2-0 win for me, furthermore I think we'll need this to stay in touch with the top three who should all pick up three points tomorrow.

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Post by James Scharmann » Sat Feb 21, 2015 12:57 am

CAPTION COMPETITION

"50 of the best pussy's in the world? I thought we all looked the same?"

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Post by Bluemike » Sat Feb 21, 2015 10:09 am

CAPTION..."Roy Keane's Autobiography is some read, he's sorted out so many pussies...GULP "

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The Sun's new ethical page 3 'pussy' picture isnot well received.

Result Town to win 3 - 1

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Post by marko69 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 12:50 pm

I think the caption contest will have to use creatures of the furry kind more often....... Some of those are feckin hilarious.

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Post by Ohiotractorboy » Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:45 pm

I love driving into work on Saturday mornings, Georgie always gets me ready for the match. Today she said, "And my mighty Ipswich take on Reading today. Points please!" Succint and to the point.

2-1 to the Town. I was going to do a caption, but bow down to Don's this week!

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Post by lucy » Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:47 pm

Results going our way for now, Middlesbrough 0 Leeds 1

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Post by Ohiotractorboy » Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:59 pm

Cmon Leeds!

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Post by TODD66 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:59 pm

lucy wrote:Results going our way for now, Middlesbrough 0 Leeds 1
One shot compared to Boros fifteen - funny old game.

Come on Dirty Leeds.

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Post by BLUEBLOOD » Sat Feb 21, 2015 2:22 pm

Caption Comp:
I thought this Karma Sutra book had lots of positions for Pussies ?
I haven't seen 1 job yet! :o

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BLUEBLOOD wrote:Caption Comp:
I thought this Karma Sutra book had lots of positions for Pussies ?
I haven't seen 1 job yet! :o
In the boozer at ER, my buddy Ben coughed and spluttered beer all over the place with that ^^^ caption. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice one Blueblood.

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Post by lucy » Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:15 pm

LEEDS WIN YESSSSS

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Post by Dazzz67 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:18 pm

Well done Leeds! We have got to capitalise on this surely...........please.

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Re: Ipswich Town vs Reading Match Preview

Post by lucy » Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:20 pm

Can't see Derby slipping up against Sheff Weds, Brentford/Bournemouth game hopefully draw!.

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