THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18
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THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18
Hi Guys and Girls,
Had a bit of a chat amongst the team during the week and we have decided to 'split' Marko's fantastic Caption Contest - The Don Cup competition out of Mike's excellent Match Previews.
This thread will remain a 'sticky' throughout the season and i will be (somehow) attempting to give Marko 'moderator' status (which is richly deserved in my opinion) to manage this thread throughout the season.
cheers Dave
Had a bit of a chat amongst the team during the week and we have decided to 'split' Marko's fantastic Caption Contest - The Don Cup competition out of Mike's excellent Match Previews.
This thread will remain a 'sticky' throughout the season and i will be (somehow) attempting to give Marko 'moderator' status (which is richly deserved in my opinion) to manage this thread throughout the season.
cheers Dave
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Re: Marko's Caption Contest Thread - THE DON CUP
Burton Albion Caption Contest
Scores: Picture One, Fat Norwich git with wig on.
Nicscreamer 5pts
Shed on Tour 4pts
Watership Down 3pts
DerickIpsw 2pts
Scores: Picture Two, The Shergar Scary woman. (Nice one, Peter!)
Bluepeter 5pts
DerickIpsw 4pts
Quasar 3pts
IpswichtownNo1 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
TANGFASTIC 28
SHED ON TOUR 26
NICSCREAMER 26
BLUEMIKE 22
DERICKIPSW 22
OHIOTRACTORBOY 22
FROSTY 21
BARMY BILLY 19
ANDO 18
BLUEBLOOD 17
HERFORDER 15
QUASAR 14
BLUEPETER 14
NUMBER9 13
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 12
WATERSHIP DOWN 12
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
Burtons biscuits Caption picture:
Scores: Picture One, Fat Norwich git with wig on.
Nicscreamer 5pts
Shed on Tour 4pts
Watership Down 3pts
DerickIpsw 2pts
Scores: Picture Two, The Shergar Scary woman. (Nice one, Peter!)
Bluepeter 5pts
DerickIpsw 4pts
Quasar 3pts
IpswichtownNo1 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
TANGFASTIC 28
SHED ON TOUR 26
NICSCREAMER 26
BLUEMIKE 22
DERICKIPSW 22
OHIOTRACTORBOY 22
FROSTY 21
BARMY BILLY 19
ANDO 18
BLUEBLOOD 17
HERFORDER 15
QUASAR 14
BLUEPETER 14
NUMBER9 13
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 12
WATERSHIP DOWN 12
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
Burtons biscuits Caption picture:
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Re: Marko's Caption Contest Thread - THE DON CUP
Caption
I told you it was a good idea to discuss the negativity problem over a cup of tea and a biscuit.
I told you it was a good idea to discuss the negativity problem over a cup of tea and a biscuit.
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Re: Marko's Caption Contest Thread - THE DON CUP
Mick McCarthy defends his long ball tactics in the 4-0 defeat at Burton.
"Me and TC did our research and noticed the Burton defenders were dwarfed by a custard cream. Thought Garns could handle 'em. How are we supposed to know it was a giant custard cream? "
"Me and TC did our research and noticed the Burton defenders were dwarfed by a custard cream. Thought Garns could handle 'em. How are we supposed to know it was a giant custard cream? "
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Re: Marko's Caption Contest Thread - THE DON CUP
I thought that Burtons made custard creams but I've never seen a packet that could hold that. It takes the biscuit.
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Re: Marko's Caption Contest Thread - THE DON CUP
I think Marko deserves it. Give him a biscuit
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Re: Marko's Caption Contest Thread - THE DON CUP
Will take any biscuits on offer, Watership.
And after reading a few threads tonight………, maybe a beer?!
I'm hoping the forum lightens the fk up and they all start posting the funny stuff.
Come on, you Blues FANS!
And after reading a few threads tonight………, maybe a beer?!
I'm hoping the forum lightens the fk up and they all start posting the funny stuff.
Come on, you Blues FANS!
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Re: Marko's Caption Contest Thread - THE DON CUP
Moderator?! That's a slippery slope, do you know what you've done.......??!!!
Congrats on moving up in the world!!
Congrats on moving up in the world!!
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Re: THE DON CUP (Picture caption contest)
"Bollocks-Talk"! Superb
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Re: Marko's Caption Contest Thread - THE DON CUP
Ricco wrote:Moderator?! That's a slippery slope, do you know what you've done.......??!!!
Congrats on moving up in the world!!
he sent me 100 quid .............. anyone else want moderator status huh????
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Re: THE DON CUP (Picture caption contest)
Caption Contest:
"how the f*ck do you take a packet of these biscuits home?"
"how the f*ck do you take a packet of these biscuits home?"
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Re: THE DON CUP (Picture caption contest)
It only takes one bite of a Custard Cream, to bring out the Biscuit-Genie. "Your wish is my command, aaaaah!"
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Re: THE DON CUP (Picture caption contest)
Shame they have never won a cup big enough to dunk it in.
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Re: THE DON CUP (Picture caption contest)
Just received text message from a mate:
Ipswich caption thing:
"Burton fans were very excited when they heard Busquets would be arriving........"
Ipswich caption thing:
"Burton fans were very excited when they heard Busquets would be arriving........"
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Re: THE DON CUP (Picture caption contest)
Caption : Because of cut backs Burton's players dinner is not what it used to be.
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Well done Marko well deserved.Ricco wrote:Moderator?! That's a slippery slope, do you know what you've done.......??!!!
Congrats on moving up in the world!!
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Re: THE DON CUP (Picture caption contest)
Caption Comp : I used to lick the cream off and give my missus my special cream as the filling she said 1 mouthful was never enough for her .
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Re: THE DON CUP (Picture caption contest)
BLUEBLOOD wrote:Caption Comp : I used to lick the cream off and give my missus my special cream as the filling she said 1 mouthful was never enough for her .
Yeh biscuit needs sugar not salt
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Re: THE DON CUP (Picture caption contest)
After baking the largest biscuit ever made, Paul and Simon were dismayed to find the 100 quid it was sold for to benefit Children in Need was thought to mean the Ipswich strikers.
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Burton players game of soggy biscuit goes too far
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Re: THE DON CUP (Picture caption contest) PRESTON NORTH END
PRESTON NORTH END
Only 11 entries in the caption contest this week......, looking for slightly more than that....... 20 or more each week really would take the biscuit. Come on guys, let's hear them. And that means you too Tangfastic...... let's not let "musical differences" stop the excellent humour.
BURTON SCORES
Ando 5pts (no Cup big enough)
Blueblood 4pts
Number 9 3pts
Watership Down, Shed on Tour 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
TANGFASTIC 29
SHED ON TOUR 28
NICSCREAMER 27
ANDO 23
BLUEMIKE 23
DERICKIPSW 23
OHIOTRACTORBOY 23
FROSTY 22
BLUEBLOOD 21
BARMY BILLY 19
NUMBER 9 16
HERFORDER 15
WATERSHIP DOWN 14
QUASAR 14
BLUEPETER 14
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 12
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
This weeks caption (Chinese whispers) -----> Alex Neil has started a rumour..... but what was the rumour by the time it reached Zenga?
Only 11 entries in the caption contest this week......, looking for slightly more than that....... 20 or more each week really would take the biscuit. Come on guys, let's hear them. And that means you too Tangfastic...... let's not let "musical differences" stop the excellent humour.
BURTON SCORES
Ando 5pts (no Cup big enough)
Blueblood 4pts
Number 9 3pts
Watership Down, Shed on Tour 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
TANGFASTIC 29
SHED ON TOUR 28
NICSCREAMER 27
ANDO 23
BLUEMIKE 23
DERICKIPSW 23
OHIOTRACTORBOY 23
FROSTY 22
BLUEBLOOD 21
BARMY BILLY 19
NUMBER 9 16
HERFORDER 15
WATERSHIP DOWN 14
QUASAR 14
BLUEPETER 14
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 12
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
This weeks caption (Chinese whispers) -----> Alex Neil has started a rumour..... but what was the rumour by the time it reached Zenga?
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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
Alex - I do a great Les Dawson impression
Rafa - Alex does a great Les Dennis Impression
Roberto - Rafa does a great Dennis Pennis Impression
Walter - Roberto does a great Dennis Healy impression
Alex - Walter does a great Austin Healy impression
Rafa - Alex does a great Austin Allegro impression
Roberto - Rafa does a great Austin Powers impression
Walter - f*ck this... Roberto give us a kiss
Rafa - Alex does a great Les Dennis Impression
Roberto - Rafa does a great Dennis Pennis Impression
Walter - Roberto does a great Dennis Healy impression
Alex - Walter does a great Austin Healy impression
Rafa - Alex does a great Austin Allegro impression
Roberto - Rafa does a great Austin Powers impression
Walter - f*ck this... Roberto give us a kiss
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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
^^^^ you crazy bstd!! Superb.
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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
Looks like you'll be heading to top spot, Nicscreamer........., no one else is fancying it this week!!
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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
Neil : "Hey pass on to Walter there's a job going at Bradford Town"
Benetiz : "Hey pass on to Walter there's a job going at Halifax Town"
di Matteo :"Hey Walter there's a job going at Crawley Town"
Zenga : "Cheers, but I would rather remain unemployed than go for the Ipswich Town job"
Benetiz : "Hey pass on to Walter there's a job going at Halifax Town"
di Matteo :"Hey Walter there's a job going at Crawley Town"
Zenga : "Cheers, but I would rather remain unemployed than go for the Ipswich Town job"
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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
Chinese whispers.......
Alex Neil...."we just beat McCarthy's Ipswich, they were never in the hunt"
Rafa Benitez...."we just beat McCarthy's Ipswich, outplayed them back to front"
Roberto Di Matteo.... "we just beat McCarthy's Ipswich, all they do is punt"
Walter Zenga....."we just beat McCarthy's Ipswich, he really is a C**T"
Alex Neil...."we just beat McCarthy's Ipswich, they were never in the hunt"
Rafa Benitez...."we just beat McCarthy's Ipswich, outplayed them back to front"
Roberto Di Matteo.... "we just beat McCarthy's Ipswich, all they do is punt"
Walter Zenga....."we just beat McCarthy's Ipswich, he really is a C**T"
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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
benitez, yes yes i know ive stillgot some hair !
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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
Neil: Hey Rafa have you heard what's going on at Portman Road?
Rafa: Yep apparently the natives are restless and in Mick out mode. Roberto I hear that you might be Marcus Evan's choice.
Roberto: F*uk that I would sooner appear on The Voice. Walter it appears you have been shortlisted for the final 3
Walter: Yes but it looks like I'm going to miss out to my Wolves mate G&B.
Rafa: Yep apparently the natives are restless and in Mick out mode. Roberto I hear that you might be Marcus Evan's choice.
Roberto: F*uk that I would sooner appear on The Voice. Walter it appears you have been shortlisted for the final 3
Walter: Yes but it looks like I'm going to miss out to my Wolves mate G&B.
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Re: THE DON CUP (Caption contest) - PRESTON NORTH END
Neil: Dilly, dilly!
Rafa: Deely, deely?
Roberto: Mmmmm...Dilee, dilee...oh yes!
Walter: Who the f*ck are Wolves!?
Rafa: Deely, deely?
Roberto: Mmmmm...Dilee, dilee...oh yes!
Walter: Who the f*ck are Wolves!?