THE DON CUP: END OF SEASON 2017/18
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
The illustrated man looks frustrated after realising he has ink poisoning.
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
Barmy Billy`s twin brother is a Leeds fan.
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
sh*t! I warned him against all those tattoos. You must admit though, I'm the better looking one.BLUEBLOOD wrote:Barmy Billy`s twin brother is a Leeds fan.
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
Marcus Evans seems unimpressed as his new disguise fails to fool Ipswich fans
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
Just got off the whaling ship Captain Ahab docked in Felixtowe I'm Queequeg's brother
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
Had to google it, Watership.
Amazing similarities there!
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Re: THE DON CUP: LEEDS UNITED (13/1/18) (page 5)
Scores for Sheffield United and LEEDS.
SHEFFIELD UNITED
Blueblood 5pts (Steel factory)
Nicscreamer 4pts (Stink)
IpswichtownNo1 3pts
Bluemike & Ando (Stealing balls)
LEEDS UNITED
Bluemike 5pts
Watership Down 4pts
Barmy Billy 3pts
Ando & Blueblood (twin) 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
BLUEMIKE 52
NICSCREAMER 51
BLUEBLOOD 49
SHED ON TOUR 48
DERICKIPSW 41
ANDO 40
FROSTY 40
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
WATERSHIP DOWN 32
TANGFASTIC 29
BARMY BILLY 28
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 19
NUMBER 9 17
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
Caption pics: points for both
SHEFFIELD UNITED
Blueblood 5pts (Steel factory)
Nicscreamer 4pts (Stink)
IpswichtownNo1 3pts
Bluemike & Ando (Stealing balls)
LEEDS UNITED
Bluemike 5pts
Watership Down 4pts
Barmy Billy 3pts
Ando & Blueblood (twin) 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
BLUEMIKE 52
NICSCREAMER 51
BLUEBLOOD 49
SHED ON TOUR 48
DERICKIPSW 41
ANDO 40
FROSTY 40
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
WATERSHIP DOWN 32
TANGFASTIC 29
BARMY BILLY 28
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 19
NUMBER 9 17
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
Caption pics: points for both
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
"How am I supposed to live without you" for the player and "A love so Beautiful" for Michael
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
Seriously, in what fking universe did Michael Bolton think that ^^^^ hairdo looked cool? Jaysus H.
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
It looks like his face is coming out of a horse's arse!marko69 wrote:Seriously, in what fking universe did Michael Bolton think that ^^^^ hairdo looked cool? Jaysus H.
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
That may just be an observation, but it's getting points in the caption scores!number 9 wrote:It looks like his face is coming out of a horse's arse!marko69 wrote:Seriously, in what fking universe did Michael Bolton think that ^^^^ hairdo looked cool? Jaysus H.
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
They have both lost the plot on how to climb the football pyramid...
One is walking like an Egyption, the other looks like a fecking Sphinx.
One is walking like an Egyption, the other looks like a fecking Sphinx.
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
1st Pic: Nolan makes his point and calls the REF a C**T!!
2nd Pic: Bolton just looks a C**T!!
2nd Pic: Bolton just looks a C**T!!
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
Yep, I think Nolan is definitely saying that horrible "C" word.
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
Nolan regrets picking his nose after a heavy cold
Michael Bolton can't decide what hairdo to go for, so tries several at once
Michael Bolton can't decide what hairdo to go for, so tries several at once
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
Pic one....."I'm in the mood for dancing"
Pic Two....Michael Bolton vows not to have his haircut again until Freddie Sears scores another goal, five years and counting.
Pic Two....Michael Bolton vows not to have his haircut again until Freddie Sears scores another goal, five years and counting.
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
Kevin Nolan says Boltons Halftime entertainment was F***ing Boll**ks....NO more Bolton....
Michael Bolton fools Tina turner fans at concert...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLi-KJJTSyc
Michael Bolton fools Tina turner fans at concert...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLi-KJJTSyc
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
Nolan: Michael I warned you not to have that vindaloo. The toilet is in that direction and just because you have the back door trots you still can’t call yourself a trotter like me.
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
".......... and tonight on 'Stars in their eyes' .......... Kevin Nolan as Michael Bolton!!!!"
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Re: THE DON CUP: BOLTON (20/1/18) (page 6)
Well, that was extremely difficult to score with the votes I was getting in. Problem was, a few entries were combining the pictures and a few were individually captioning the pictures. Dericks combination was the overwhelming winner by a distance, and thus the 5 points were awarded to each picture. Frosty coming in second with the combination. It was almost impossible to score throughout but after an hour of looking through the listed votes, the eventual scoring is as accurate as it can be.
For future captions, if there are two pics, I think I'll be looking for all answers to be the combination version. They're just so much funnier. Thankfully there hasn't been a massive difference at the top of the league.
BOLTON SCORES (pic one)
Derickipsw 5pts
Frosty 4pts
Watership Down 3pts
Bluemike 2pts
PIC TWO
Derickipsw 5pts
Frosty & Nicscreamer 4pts
Bluemike 3pts
Number 9 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
BLUEMIKE 57
NICSCREAMER 56
BLUEBLOOD 51
DERICKIPSW 51
SHED ON TOUR 50
FROSTY 48
ANDO 42
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
WATERSHIP DOWN 36
TANGFASTIC 29
BARMY BILLY 28
NUMBER 9 19
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 19
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
WOLVES PIC
For future captions, if there are two pics, I think I'll be looking for all answers to be the combination version. They're just so much funnier. Thankfully there hasn't been a massive difference at the top of the league.
BOLTON SCORES (pic one)
Derickipsw 5pts
Frosty 4pts
Watership Down 3pts
Bluemike 2pts
PIC TWO
Derickipsw 5pts
Frosty & Nicscreamer 4pts
Bluemike 3pts
Number 9 2pts
LEAGUE TABLE
BLUEMIKE 57
NICSCREAMER 56
BLUEBLOOD 51
DERICKIPSW 51
SHED ON TOUR 50
FROSTY 48
ANDO 42
OHIOTRACTORBOY 37
WATERSHIP DOWN 36
TANGFASTIC 29
BARMY BILLY 28
NUMBER 9 19
IPSWICHTOWNNO1 19
QUASAR 15
HERFORDER 15
BLUEPETER 14
LOUDnPROUD 4
JAMMA123 4
AYLESBURY BLUE 2
PATTHEGIMP 1
WOLVES PIC
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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES (27/1/18) (page 6)
Sniff Sniff I TOLD YOU I wanted to be the Ball Boy not a Flag Waver Sniff Sniff .
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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES (27/1/18) (page 6)
Wolves new youth signing policy hits trouble as £5m striker "doesn't want to go to bed now!!!!!!!"
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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES (27/1/18) (page 6)
" Dad please stop, I wasn't offensive to Terry Connor, you misheard me, I asked if he come from the Black Country, I said Country Dad"
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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES (27/1/18) (page 6)
No Dad, No Dad, I wanna pick the daisies
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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES (27/1/18) (page 6)
Dad i told you i would rather cut off my arm than shake hands with mick McCarthy.
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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES (27/1/18) (page 6)
Don't you dare sh*t in your pants again, son! Get to the bog, now!!!
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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES (27/1/18) (page 6)
Caption: 'No, I don't want a puppy or a colouring book.'
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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES (27/1/18) (page 6)
Stay there you f..King peado you've crossed the line with me too many times!
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Re: THE DON CUP: WOLVES (27/1/18) (page 6)
“Junior didn’t take too kindly to being subbed off so soon after half time”