Castro Sito @ the Ricoh

James the Brains · Post by **James the Brains** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:41 am

finally... I SAID FINALLY! Castro Sito plays at the stadium that rhymes with his name!
Coventry City vs Ipswich Town is going down this saturday and our man Sito can hardly contain his excitement:

CS: "Viva la Raza!!!!!! Castro en play at Ricoh!!! I gotta make some phone calls essay!!"

JR: "hold on there son we've got some tactics to sort out first. Okay here's the plan - when we win possession feed the ball to Jim. Jim you give the ball to Fozzie. Fozzie you take the ball into the penalty area and score. Is everyone clear on that?"

RN: "If it's alright with you boss I'm gonna f*ck up City's strikforce until they run home crying coz of the embarrasment I caused 'em. And if there's enough time, I'll f*ck up their midfield too. It's gonna be a cold day in hell before Coventry get one past me today boss."

JR: "that's the sh*t Bam Bam now listen here Castro, you need to stay cool today son, I know you've been waiting for this day since Ricoh put their name on this place but you've gotta keep a level head alright?"

CS: "VIVA LA RAZA!!!!!!!! You know me boss I'm Mr Cool. I never let emotion get better of me boss. never ever."

JR: "ok just keep that mentality for the 90 minutes and you'll be fine."

CS: "hey boss you know when I said I never let emotion get better of me? I LIED!!!!!! VIVA LA RAZA!!!!
I'm gonna kick some as* homes!!!! I'm gonna be Crazy Sito destroying the Ricoh!!!!!!! VIVA LA RAZA!!!!!"

JR: "Holy crap he's out of control, Jim you've gotta stop him before he does something he might regret!"

CS: "hey amigo I heard this boddingtons taste good essay you won't mind if I have a couple of cans before kick-off homes!"

JR: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

CS: "only joking homes I would never drink that sh*t it tastes like crap water"

JR: "tell me, you didn't just say that........."

CS: "VIVA LA RAZA!!! gotta go amigos - I Lie I Cheat I Steal!!!!!"

The Odious Mr Rossi · Post by **The Odious Mr Rossi** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:58 am

I'm absolutely speechless (and that don't happen very often).
Is this the best that our University system can export?
I say bring back Enid Blyton

James the Brains · Post by **James the Brains** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:36 am

we all have our wild sides Rossi, even you. well ok maybe not you. But I like to let my hair down occasionally.

Dubai Blue · Post by **Dubai Blue** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:45 am

Well Rossi it is Coventry university

Keep 'em coming James (& Rossi for that matter).

Bluebird · Post by **Bluebird** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:01 am

rossi wrote:I'm absolutely speechless (and that don't happen very often).
Is this the best that our University system can export?
I say bring back Enid Blyton

James the Brains · Post by **James the Brains** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:41 pm

I'M YOUR PAPI!