the seven dwarfs visits the pope.

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the seven dwarfs visits the pope.

Post by goldandblack » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:28 am

Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Dopey Huckerby rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"

Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."

The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey Huckerby out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey Huckerby and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey Huckerby, ask him,ask him!"

The Pope looks at Dopey Huckerby and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"

Dopey Huckerby looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.

Dopey Huckerby asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replies,"Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey Huckerby and chanting, "Ask him the rest, , ask him the rest!"

The Pope asks Dopey Huckerby if there's more to his question, and Dopey Huckerby continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"

To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey Huckerby, ask him the last part!"

The Pope asks Dopey Huckerby, "Is there still more to your question?"

To which Dopey Huckerby replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?"

The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey Huckerby turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, "Dopey Huckerby f*cked a penguin, Dopey Huckerby f*cked a penguin!"

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Post by goldandblack » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:43 am

just thought i'd cheer yer up before tomorrow's drubbing :wink:

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Post by Kheffan » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:53 am

goldandblack wrote:just thought i'd cheer yer up before tomorrow's drubbing :wink:
you hope :wink:

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Post by Ojc » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:56 am

You know.

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Post by Kheffan » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:58 am

Ojc wrote:You know.
defeatist :wink: :lol:

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Post by phily bon bon » Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:56 am

Good one gold and black :D

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Post by goldandblack » Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:59 am

Anyway. you all have a great xmas and new year, catch yer up later

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