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Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:48 am
by marko69
Funniest thing I ever heard was a matter of fact statement from my granddaughter when she was about 5. Guy on Alba alternating between English and gaelic. Was a championship game and it was HT, ....., granddaughter having her drink and toast before bed.
Guy was summarising the first half in English then skipped automatically to Gaelic .....
Grandaughter: “What’s wrong with the man, Papa?”
:lol: Definiteiy a “had to be there” moment but it was funny.

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:08 pm
by hallamblue
marko69 wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:27 am
hallamblue wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:45 am
Uppa Towan 👍💙
You been watching BBC Alba, Hallam? Is that Gaelic?

“Who sham debricadool hon hawshimmy doodlebruck ye Ipswich glasheendaroo ye Exeter vleshimmaninawho delashgramaracach uppa Towan.”
Lol , yes I don’t get out much , especially at the moment so it’s Alba all the way for me lol !!

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:22 pm
by marko69
hallamblue wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:08 pm
marko69 wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:27 am
hallamblue wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:45 am
Uppa Towan 👍💙
You been watching BBC Alba, Hallam? Is that Gaelic?

“Who sham debricadool hon hawshimmy doodlebruck ye Ipswich glasheendaroo ye Exeter vleshimmaninawho delashgramaracach uppa Towan.”
Lol , yes I don’t get out much , especially at the moment so it’s Alba all the way for me lol !!
I shouldn’t knock Alba. Myself and the Mrs have some excellent laughs with some of things they say. The other night, a bagpipe concert was on, and when the camera went back to guy introducing the show, he ended his sentence with what sounded like “dumbfuck”!

Hoshimmy ya glashan, dumbfuck!

The wife was crying with laughter.

Hopefully no offended Gaelic people reading. :shock:

Frosty gets pm complaint; “Sorry, but my grans dog walkers uncles South African parrot keepers car mechanic was Gaelic and I’m deeply offended.......”

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:26 pm
by marko69
Nice eh? A Gaelic convo when East Anglian Ipswich are off to Devonshire Exeter.

Its Hallamski’s fault! :D

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:46 pm
by Shed on tour
caption: Lambert explains why he made his recent bizarre comments about not being Town’s manager for much longer.
“ I was advised by my agent that I was wanted for a top managerial post. I thought great it is only fair that I give the Ipswich fans some indication I might not be here much longer. Then the dickhead told me they wanted me to become manager of Scotland”. Marcus where’s that new contract?

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:27 pm
by hallamblue
marko69 wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:22 pm
hallamblue wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:08 pm
marko69 wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:27 am


You been watching BBC Alba, Hallam? Is that Gaelic?

“Who sham debricadool hon hawshimmy doodlebruck ye Ipswich glasheendaroo ye Exeter vleshimmaninawho delashgramaracach uppa Towan.”
Lol , yes I don’t get out much , especially at the moment so it’s Alba all the way for me lol !!
I shouldn’t knock Alba. Myself and the Mrs have some excellent laughs with some of things they say. The other night, a bagpipe concert was on, and when the camera went back to guy introducing the show, he ended his sentence with what sounded like “dumbfuck”!

Hoshimmy ya glashan, dumbfuck!

The wife was crying with laughter.

Hopefully no offended Gaelic people reading. :shock:

Frosty gets pm complaint; “Sorry, but my grans dog walkers uncles South African parrot keepers car mechanic was Gaelic and I’m deeply offended.......”
PMSL :lol: :lol:

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:33 pm
by Bluemike
£1.70 a pint !!!!! Moving to Exeter!!!

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:02 pm
by Bluemike
Strong team, happy with that

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:16 pm
by marko69
Shed on tour wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:46 pm
caption: Lambert explains why he made his recent bizarre comments about not being Town’s manager for much longer.
“ I was advised by my agent that I was wanted for a top managerial post. I thought great it is only fair that I give the Ipswich fans some indication I might not be here much longer. Then the dickhead told me they wanted me to become manager of Scotland”. Marcus where’s that new contract?
:lol: :lol: :lol: 5pts!

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:17 pm
by marko69
Bluemike wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:33 pm
£1.70 a pint !!!!! Moving to Exeter!!!
Oh dear........, what will this match report be like!! :lol:

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:28 pm
by hallamblue
I doubt he’ll even make the ground :lol:

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:49 pm
by Ando
Decent line up, be good to see how Sears goes as a striker. Bishop in behind looks good.
Holy
Nsiala
Wilson
Woolfenden
Edwards
Skuse
Dozzell
Kenlock
Bishop
Keane
Sears

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:01 pm
by hallamblue
Will Sears play up front , or wide left ?

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:09 pm
by marko69
Liked to have known how a Sears / Norwood partnership would've worked. Never feckin happy eh?!

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:14 pm
by marko69
14 minutes gone, strong side, but...... all exeter at the moment.

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:21 pm
by marko69
2-0 GET IN!!!

Oh. sorry. 2-0 in corners.

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:22 pm
by marko69
according to BBC stats.... Ipswich turning the tide. Picking up tempo

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:23 pm
by marko69
Big swing in possession, ITFC favour

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:24 pm
by marko69
Hoping Mike doesn't post to say "forget BBC, we're pish!"

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:25 pm
by marko69
Now would be a great time to score because there is another upturn in possession with a couple more corners. Make it count lads.

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:28 pm
by marko69
6-2 in fouls ITFC....., GET IN......, show em who's boss Lambo

Edit 7-2......,

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:29 pm
by marko69
One ITFC goal anytime soon..... floodgates open......., its all going to click.

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:46 pm
by marko69
Yellow for Keane. Norwood second half?

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:47 pm
by marko69
BAD TIMING! :evil:

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:49 pm
by marko69
Would be interested to read how things are going but with that timing, may have a cracked phone screen?

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:49 pm
by hallamblue
So who cocked up for this then?

Hardly convincing are we . It’s s League two side fielding 10 changes FFS.

What is it about Town PLAYERS that they can’t “ show up”. ?

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:49 pm
by Andym
I thought our reserves would be hammering Exeter reserves. Instead we are 1 down.

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:51 pm
by marko69
Reads like Ipswich are doing all the right things but can't find the target with any of their 6 shots.

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 5:01 pm
by Bluemike
We've been absymal apart from when we hit the post, for 35 mins we created nothing, Nsiala and Edwards asleep at the back post for the goal. We have nothing up front

Re: Exeter City vs Ipswich Town EFLT Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 5:06 pm
by marko69
sh*t. 🤦‍♂️