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Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:03 pm
by Ando
marko69 wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:47 am
Private message to judges:
Do not allow Derick to win it again......., that'd be 3 times and we'd have to send him the Trophy to keep.

Seriously though, to my friends, and a couple of my sons friends ----- > i'm a pain in the a$$. (No? Really?) Hounding them for scores. I can screen capture emails and post them to Frosty if there is a "rigging" rumour? But then I'd have to work out how to hide others email addresses. Danger of bribes! :lol:

Its all just a bit fun at the end of the day. Humour has a tendency to take a back seat on many forums, as Ando alluded to, his quote, "not feeling it this year" .... I understood that YEARS ago when The Don struggled to have people post funny stuff. This cup is just my idea to try and add a bit incentive. And its good to have a name on it, but its even better to get tons of funny stuff posted in amongst the petty agro. Thats my take.

To be honest, it should be the Individual Prediction League competition that should have a decent trophy going.
Derick is so funny it’s putting people off. Tbh his normal posts make me laugh even more! 😉

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:10 pm
by Shed on tour
Caption 2: Yes I have seen the opinions of all those idiots on tractor-boys.com.
However, see this finger, there is only one that counts.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:24 pm
by JohnnyB
Draw seems likely - love a win tho

Caption 1: ‘Paul struggles but fails to glimpse Marcus’s wallet.’

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:38 pm
by Bluemike
marko69 wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:47 am
Private message to judges:
Do not allow Derick to win it again......., that'd be 3 times and we'd have to send him the Trophy to keep.

Seriously though, to my friends, and a couple of my sons friends ----- > i'm a pain in the a$$. (No? Really?) Hounding them for scores. I can screen capture emails and post them to Frosty if there is a "rigging" rumour? But then I'd have to work out how to hide others email addresses. Danger of bribes! :lol:

Its all just a bit fun at the end of the day. Humour has a tendency to take a back seat on many forums, as Ando alluded to, his quote, "not feeling it this year" .... I understood that YEARS ago when The Don struggled to have people post funny stuff. This cup is just my idea to try and add a bit incentive. And its good to have a name on it, but its even better to get tons of funny stuff posted in amongst the petty agro. Thats my take.

To be honest, it should be the Individual Prediction League competition that should have a decent trophy going.
You do a fab job and it's a good laugh, keep it going.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:27 pm
by patthegimp
Even though I haven't posted on the caption for ages I do enjoy reading them especially the funny ones ( though they are in short supply😂😂). Please keep it going Marko- we here in sunny Jordanstown salute you.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:34 pm
by derick_ipsw
Bluemike wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:07 am
Throwing toys out of the pram ? Do you take everything in life so seriously or do you have a joke sometimes ? Bit unfair to suggest Marko would rig it too.
Obviously have a joke that's why I have won twice. Marko is laughing more than you I feel. :wink:

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:39 pm
by derick_ipsw
Ando wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:03 pm
marko69 wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:47 am
Private message to judges:
Do not allow Derick to win it again......., that'd be 3 times and we'd have to send him the Trophy to keep.

Seriously though, to my friends, and a couple of my sons friends ----- > i'm a pain in the a$$. (No? Really?) Hounding them for scores. I can screen capture emails and post them to Frosty if there is a "rigging" rumour? But then I'd have to work out how to hide others email addresses. Danger of bribes! :lol:

Its all just a bit fun at the end of the day. Humour has a tendency to take a back seat on many forums, as Ando alluded to, his quote, "not feeling it this year" .... I understood that YEARS ago when The Don struggled to have people post funny stuff. This cup is just my idea to try and add a bit incentive. And its good to have a name on it, but its even better to get tons of funny stuff posted in amongst the petty agro. Thats my take.

To be honest, it should be the Individual Prediction League competition that should have a decent trophy going.
Derick is so funny it’s putting people off. Tbh his normal posts make me laugh even more! 😉
That's why I don’t enter the normal ones because I would get 9 pts every week. Unlike your attempts. :wink:

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:42 pm
by marko69
Excellent. Caption comp SMACK TALK! Awesome stuff.

Remember the comp runs until the scoring needs done......., so in the horrible scenario of a Stanley defeat today......, once the dust settles, the picture is still there to be captioned providing you haven't used your two attempts. If something in your head is just too funny though......, edit a caption attempt away, and add your new one.

Defeat caption:
TWTD interview guy: (Irate) WTF HAPPENED, PAUL? SERIOUSLY?
Lambert: (after long pause) Pull my finger.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:06 pm
by Bluemike
Norris
Edwards
Woolfenden
Chambers
Wilson
Garbutt
Downes
Huws
Judge
Jackson
Norwood

Still the wrong keeper but hey ho, he better stay on his f**king line. At least its 3-5-2

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:23 pm
by ipswichtownNo1
What a sh*t starting 11

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:24 pm
by derick_ipsw
Bluemike wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:06 pm
Norris
Edwards
Woolfenden
Chambers
Wilson
Garbutt
Downes
Huws
Judge
Jackson
Norwood

Still the wrong keeper but hey ho, he better stay on his f**king line. At least its 3-5-2
Agree wrong keeper he owes the fans after costing us the last two league games even 3 with Portsmouth.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:33 pm
by Kerry Blue
Holy our keeper must be very disappointed had he made the errors Norris had I'm sure he would have been dropped.😬

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:51 pm
by Charnwood
Lamberts clueless when it comes to GK selection. He definitely dislikes Tomas Holy and doesn’t like selecting him.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:15 pm
by BLUEBLOOD
1-0 jackson

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:22 pm
by Bluemike
Started really well, should be 2 up, controlling the midfield makes such a difference. We need to put this to bed asap

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:27 pm
by marko69
Superb stuff.

Sunderland currently 3 up on free falling Wycombe is decent as well.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:29 pm
by Bluemike
2 up now !!!! Huws has been sublime

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:34 pm
by marko69
THAT'LL FKN DO!!!! COME ON.

Get James Scharmann back...... we need a YYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:37 pm
by marko69
Form table ----- > "oot the windae!"

Seem to be dominating.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:44 pm
by Bluemike
Easy easy

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:47 pm
by marko69
THIS..... is more like it.

10 shots to 1
5 on target

Domination.

DO NOT tinker at HT

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:47 pm
by hallamblue
JUDGE !!!!! 3-0

I’m dreaming this score line aren’t I ???

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:51 pm
by marko69
Although i do wish the scoreline was the other way around........, more conversation on here! :D

COME ON , PEOPLE........., FREAKIN 3-0...... WOO HOO

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:52 pm
by Charnwood
Wow, how different is this !

What a pleasant change. 🙂🙂🙂

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:54 pm
by marko69
Just need MK Dons to score second half, up to 3rd.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:59 pm
by Charnwood
Blimey, Rotherham 3-0 up at Oxford United...and Sunderland 3-0 v Wycombe ... what a day so far.

I can’t believe how well Rotherham are doing, it would probably have suited us better for Oxford to win but hey ho, beggars can’t be choosers. At least they’ll be a tad jaded when we turn up on Tuesday with an opportunity of putting 5 points between us.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:02 pm
by Bluemike
Wycombe have always been sh*te.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:04 pm
by Tangfastic
Must be the Marcus Evans effect! :) Looks like a different team.

Plenty of bite in midfield and Judge seems to be enjoying the number 10 role.

And also Norwoods missed two great chances and Jackson missed a one on one.

Accrington’s defence looks in tatters at times. We should get the three points ( at last) but, I just hope the players go for more - they look like they’re enjoying this and the crowd deserve a real 90 minute performance and a big win.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:05 pm
by Charnwood
Bluemike wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:02 pm
Wycombe have always been sh*te.

..... but still above us in the table which is all that counts.

Re: Ipswich Town vs Accrington Stanley Preview & Matchday Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:05 pm
by marko69
tangfastic wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:04 pm
.... and the crowd deserve a real 90 minute performance and a big win.
Yep, definitely.

No tinkering, Lambo