H2H Comp 2023/24 - Wk 9 Fixtures - 11th/12th Nov

[Bluemike]

Week 9 Fixtures


Cabanas Blue v Gold&Black

Blue Wilf v Charnwood

Number9 v HallamBlue

Wellywood v Lucy

JohnnyB v Mach Polish Blue

Mauswara v Frosty

Tangfastic v Shabba

jimmyt v Dazzz67

BlueMike v BlueBlood

Todd66 v Shed on Tour

Arana Peligrosa v AzzuroMark

All White v Marko69

[Wellywood]

have we got the first Kiwi derby. Winston is hanging around for the result to decide what he will do. The pressure mounts the airman is out looking for his plane. gthe riot policeman is being called in from leave. The tension is getting unbearable. the old hand frosty with ice in his veins up against the new up and comer from somewhere in teranaki. coud the farm hand beat the city dweller, will the sheep get a nightof or will the old boy finally show the class that we all know he hasnt got and finally come out ontop in the battle of the ewes.All will be revieled this saturday. So grab your pants climb out the window, run like hell and watch the ride

[Mauswara]

"somewhere in teranaki"

Nah mate this is an all AKL derby. West v East. As if there was any question.

[Wellywood]

"somewhere in teranaki"

Nah mate this is an all AKL derby. West v East. As if there was any question.

Even more spicier, you have he points already, the old man will wilt under pressure. Frosty becomes puddles under pressure

[Frosty]

have we got the first Kiwi derby. Winston is hanging around for the result to decide what he will do. The pressure mounts the airman is out looking for his plane. gthe riot policeman is being called in from leave. The tension is getting unbearable. the old hand frosty with ice in his veins up against the new up and comer from somewhere in teranaki. coud the farm hand beat the city dweller, will the sheep get a nightof or will the old boy finally show the class that we all know he hasnt got and finally come out ontop in the battle of the ewes.All will be revieled this saturday. So grab your pants climb out the window, run like hell and watch the ride

I am so delighted Mauswara has joined the competition this year, outside of the fact that I didn't actually realise you were playing in the comp this year Welly, there will finally be two competitive players for Kiwi derbys this season.

Now Mr Mauswara, it would be great to see you do well this season, however, not this week, unless you want me to change your user name to Mousedroppings ............... but that is entirely your decision ofcourse.

[Wellywood]

have we got the first Kiwi derby. Winston is hanging around for the result to decide what he will do. The pressure mounts the airman is out looking for his plane. gthe riot policeman is being called in from leave. The tension is getting unbearable. the old hand frosty with ice in his veins up against the new up and comer from somewhere in teranaki. coud the farm hand beat the city dweller, will the sheep get a nightof or will the old boy finally show the class that we all know he hasnt got and finally come out ontop in the battle of the ewes.All will be revieled this saturday. So grab your pants climb out the window, run like hell and watch the ride

I am so delighted Mauswara has joined the competition this year, outside of the fact that I didn't actually realise you were playing in the comp this year Welly, there will finally be two competitive players for Kiwi derbys this season.

Now Mr Mauswara, it would be great to see you do well this season, however, not this week, unless you want me to change your user name to Mousedroppings ............... but that is entirely your decision ofcourse.

lets be civil.You know that us down her in Wellington dont do anything till its to late,

[goldandblack]

"somewhere in teranaki"

Nah mate this is an all AKL derby. West v East. As if there was any question.

looking at this prediction this week Mr Mauswara, how do you like your carrots
unless VAR do there usual sh*te on the mighty Wolves the Spuds stand no chance,

6) Wolverhampton Wanderers v Tottenham Hotspur 1-2

[goldandblack]

"somewhere in teranaki"

Nah mate this is an all AKL derby. West v East. As if there was any question.

looking at this prediction this week Mr Mauswara, how do you like your carrots
unless VAR do there usual sh*te on the mighty Wolves the Spuds stand no chance,

6) Wolverhampton Wanderers v Tottenham Hotspur 1-2

PS. think you missed this question mate out , Frosty wont be telling you
3) What will be tbe TOTAL number of added minutes in this game ?

[Mauswara]

"somewhere in teranaki"

Nah mate this is an all AKL derby. West v East. As if there was any question.

looking at this prediction this week Mr Mauswara, how do you like your carrots 8)
unless VAR do there usual sh*te on the mighty Wolves the Spuds stand no chance,

6) Wolverhampton Wanderers v Tottenham Hotspur 1-2

PS. think you missed this question mate out , Frosty wont be telling you :lol: :lol:
3) What will be tbe TOTAL number of added minutes in this game ?

Thanks, it appears in my haste to get my deeply considered answers in this week that I answered a pre-release, beta version of this week's comp. Andy is sorting it now. Gave me the opportunity to revise my Wolves v Spurs prediction, was sorely tempted to give the away team another goal there.

[Mauswara]

have we got the first Kiwi derby. Winston is hanging around for the result to decide what he will do. The pressure mounts the airman is out looking for his plane. gthe riot policeman is being called in from leave. The tension is getting unbearable. the old hand frosty with ice in his veins up against the new up and comer from somewhere in teranaki. coud the farm hand beat the city dweller, will the sheep get a nightof or will the old boy finally show the class that we all know he hasnt got and finally come out ontop in the battle of the ewes.All will be revieled this saturday. So grab your pants climb out the window, run like hell and watch the ride

I am so delighted Mauswara has joined the competition this year, outside of the fact that I didn't actually realise you were playing in the comp this year Welly, there will finally be two competitive players for Kiwi derbys this season.

Now Mr Mauswara, it would be great to see you do well this season, however, not this week, unless you want me to change your user name to Mousedroppings ............... but that is entirely your decision ofcourse. :wink:

It's not me having a clue what I'm doing Dave, my opponents just always seem to have a brain fart that week. I'm sure this won't happen to you.

[marko69]

Its the "Blue" derby this week.

[goldandblack]

Its the "Blue" derby this week.

All White v Marko69
Watch your ankles in this tie mate, Shin pads required for those dirty Leeds Leeds Leeds

[goldandblack]

PS, just a reminder of what your facing Marko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzeTjHCaXxw

[marko69]

PS, just a reminder of what your facing Marko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzeTjHCaXxw

Just a reminder of what All White is facing…..

[goldandblack]

PS, just a reminder of what your facing Marko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzeTjHCaXxw

Just a reminder of what All White is facing…..

Trouble with those cuddly little critters they grow up into vicious wild big critters,


V

[marko69]

Giraffe collapses drunk in a pub.
Giraffe owner gets up to leave.
Barman: “HEY. Ye cannae leave that lyin there.”
“Its no a lion. Its a giraffe.”

[goldandblack]

Giraffe collapses drunk in a pub.
Giraffe owner gets up to leave.
Barman: “HEY. Ye cannae leave that lyin there.”
“Its no a lion. Its a giraffe.”

3. An anteater is sitting at a bar and says that he’d like a sandwich.
“Okay,” says the bartender. “How about a hamburger?”
“No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o,” replies the anteater. “Then how about a hot dog?”
“No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o.”
“A tuna melt?”
“No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o.”
Finally the waiter gets fed up and says, “Hey, listen, buddy, if you don’t mind me asking, why the long no’s?”

[marko69]