The Alternative Football Club Thread

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by marko69 » Sat Jul 13, 2024 2:05 pm

Mighty Loons v Livi today. Should be a decent wee turnout at Station Road.

The MIGHTY Elgin City v Hibs. 🤦‍♂️ Deary me. That could go either way.

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Post by Bluemike » Sat Jul 13, 2024 2:15 pm

It's time to kick off again, a Loons squad a bit thin on the ground, could be a tough afternoon to begin the new campaign.

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Post by Bluemike » Wed Jul 17, 2024 7:51 am

Super Loons, shock 2-0 win at Dunfermline!!!!,

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Post by marko69 » Wed Jul 17, 2024 7:00 pm

Yes great win @ East End for the Loons. Very unexpected. And definitely would've burst James Pullen's accumulator!

Must admit, do not like the amount of games Hibs are having to play in this comp. Couple of good wins, and Kelty Hearts this Saturday but Sir David is playing the full first team. Guys like Boyle playing last night?? Hmmmm. Not good. Shitty Mickey Mouse cup........, unless they get to the semis......., then its GAME ON!!

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Post by Bluemike » Wed Jul 17, 2024 8:20 pm

Thrashed Elgin city the other day didn't you ?

If the Loons can beat cove & Spartans we stand a great chance of qualifying, shock horror

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Post by marko69 » Sat Jul 20, 2024 8:05 pm

Kelty Hearts 1 Hibs 0

Full strength Hibs side.

LONG season ahead for Sir David.

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Post by Bluemike » Sun Jul 21, 2024 5:57 am

That's a real shocker

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Post by marko69 » Sun Jul 21, 2024 1:34 pm

Couldn't help but laugh at this. And Messi not knowing where to look after Suarez did this. :lol:

https://youtube.com/shorts/M-_PPcDnkCw? ... YszLd9W2ir

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Post by arana peligrosa » Sun Jul 28, 2024 5:36 pm

The non-Ipswich 'football' score results thread from the main index listing seems to have vanished someplace but got to include two Celtic victories in successive games against both Manchester City and Chelsea. The latter were beaten out of sight and it were a deserved victory, real impressive too.

It's only exhibition contests some would argue but results like this still mean people can sit up and take notice. It's nowhere near enough to advocate any leading SPL club names joining up with the English Premier League in a proper capacity but just goes to show the talent is there and it's not as if they didn't try or weren't worth anything.

Scots League Cup contest underway with it but the top most names are omitted at such early stage. Some interesting scores elsewhere though, Inverness blasted for six at Dens Park, Dunfermline somehow suffer home defeat with Cove and Aberdeen looking good for a proper SPL season after sequence of recent victories, they saw a six goal win over Dumbarton this weekend. Depends how much they can hold on to leading names such as Miovski if they want to plan success ahead.

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Post by Mauswara » Sun Oct 20, 2024 12:32 am

A sobering day at Portman Road with that 0-2 defeat to Everton but there was one bright spark for me today, I have a new Alternative Football Club to support.

Auckland F.C. We haven't has a professional club here since the short-lived venture (2004-7) that was the New Zealand knights upped sticks and became what is now Wellington Phoenix. Yesterday was the new club's first ever competitive game (yay, franchises!), at home against Brisbane in the A-League (Australiasian pro league, to say it's League 2 standard may be a bit charitable but today I'll take the win as it's cheered me up quite a bit).

Sky Sports NZ highlights 11m

That might be geoblocked outside NZ? Otherwise 2m highlights here

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Post by Bluemike » Sun Nov 10, 2024 7:05 pm

That God that wanker Mckinnon has been sacked, utter imbecile

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Post by marko69 » Mon Nov 11, 2024 12:31 pm

Yes, a Spartans home defeat is not acceptable really. Has been a mammoth fall from grace for the guy since Raith. One decent season there and then the step up to Dundee United really ended him. It’s like he’s had the opposite of the Midas Touch at everywhere he’s been.

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Post by Mauswara » Sat Nov 30, 2024 10:32 am

Haven't had a local team for a decade and now five from five, dunno if you can get this but I enjoyed it

https://youtu.be/Oc7Pe2GCOTM

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Post by Bluemike » Sun Dec 01, 2024 10:38 am

And in other news, Jim weir's 1st game as Forfar boss, 0-2 down at home to Stirling Albion in the cup and we battled back to 3-3 AET before winning 4-2 on penalties, what a start!!!! MON THE LOONS !!!

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Post by arana peligrosa » Sun Dec 01, 2024 2:24 pm

There's a 90, 95 per cent certainty who's going to win the competition but for now you can focus on the early stages where more established club names have yet to enter. Games went pretty much according to plan. Hamilton made hard work getting past non-professionals leagues below them, years back ICT losing to Cove would be a headline grabber for the Daily Record but the former have lost their way and encountering significant problems lately. It's a shame other than wish them well.

Dunfermline should have won by bigger margin at Edinburgh but it's a victory all the same. The aforementioned Forfar game was excellent for fans and neutrals alike and should provide morale for a team near the tail end of the Second Division. Irvine were never going to trouble their opponents as scoreline proved while Raith and Livingston did what was expected against lesser opposition. Broxburn victory at Stranraer seemed the real or only surprise but some would argue there really isn't much to separate them in terms of league status.

Aberdeen got a real good opportunity of redeeming themselves in the SPL later today incidentally after defeat last time out in Paisley, if only to make the inevitable title race that extra bit enthraling.

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Post by marko69 » Sun Dec 01, 2024 10:19 pm

arana peligrosa wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2024 2:24 pm
Aberdeen got a real good opportunity of redeeming themselves in the SPL later today incidentally after defeat last time out in Paisley, if only to make the inevitable title race that extra bit enthraling.
No, their last time out was in Edinburgh @ Easter Road. 3-3 draw.

And another draw in Edinburgh today at the other mob. Talk about gift wrapping the title complete with bow to The Hoops.

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Post by Mauswara » Sat Dec 07, 2024 12:52 pm

Six from Six

and featuring Tommy Smith

https://youtu.be/Or4jMaqBZTU

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Post by AzzurroMark » Sun Mar 02, 2025 9:14 pm

I don't follow the Scottish scene all that much, but Marko you must be delighted to see where your team are in the league, especially when you look back at the table in November!

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Post by marko69 » Sun Mar 02, 2025 10:59 pm

AzzurroMark wrote:
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I don't follow the Scottish scene all that much, but Marko you must be delighted to see where your team are in the league, especially when you look back at the table in November!
Well, I really do not want to sound like an a$$hole, (bit late for that) --->> But back in October / November Hibs fans were up to their usual (Jack Ross) shyte and trying to hound out Sir David Gray. One of my cousins was part of it. (SMH -->> that's shake my head for Wilf if he reads this. :lol: )
But I, and a few others, knew he needed time. He needed to work with the team and try and incorporate his style and get it drummed into his players heads that they were good enough to play the style that he "believed" they could play.
And it has all worked out and still going from strength to strength.

During that November time, the Hibs sites echoed THIS site --->> "You'll never learn" "Change things" "You're making the same mistakes" ....., similar to even what the Messiah endured leading up to the League One Brovers game, before going on a massive unbeaten run ending in promotion. But it is the modern way. There is no wiggle room at all for managers. And there is even less wiggle room for Kieron McKenna with there being arguably 14 better sides in the league instead of just the two up here in the SPL. (The Sevco being debatable in that!)

I never argue with people close to me but a few of the cousins buddies were giving him it tight today for singing the anthem....., "Hey, why you singing ya nutbag? You wanted him out!" :lol: LOVE the banter. :D

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Post by Bluemike » Sat Mar 08, 2025 7:36 pm

Forfar currently pulling off a minor miracle in their quest to retain their League status

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Post by arana peligrosa » Sun Mar 09, 2025 12:14 am

People won't know they're in the bottom league of Scotland or even in peril of falling away completely. I don't watch them granted but it remains a shame. It's nowhere near Third Lanark level but you'd hope to see the team improve or move clear on a better direction route.

Aberdeen it's good to see them progressing through Cup competition once again, particularly one they haven't seen victory since 1990 although there's always going to be one or two other remaining obstacles that hinders an outright win. Celtic will put to right an uncharacteristic league defeat by beating the same opponents in tomorrows contest while Livingston / St Johnstone have yet to play to make the last four line up clearer.

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Post by marko69 » Thu Mar 13, 2025 12:50 pm

Dear god I am almost in tears here!

Alternative football thread……. So I reckon it might be ok to post AFL stuff here? 🤔

What a win in the traditional season opener for the mighty Richmond Tigers v Carlton.
41 points down at one point in the game , but jeezo, WHAT a comeback! 82-69 win!
Three very young debutants in the side. Was just an absolutely phenomenal match to watch.
Backflip celebration for the final goal would’ve been worth the entrance fee! Very much Omari Hutchinson style.

Carlton were hugely money-on favourites, but get it rrrrrrright up ye Carlton fans including Ange Postecoglu …… TIGES are going places season 2025! 🐯🐅🐯🐅🐯🐅🐯

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Post by ITFC2024 » Thu Mar 13, 2025 9:45 pm

You got any YouTube highlights, Marko?

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Post by marko69 » Thu Mar 13, 2025 11:20 pm

ITFC2024 wrote:
Thu Mar 13, 2025 9:45 pm
You got any YouTube highlights, Marko?

The big finish ....., "BANG BANG BANG!"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Rj24nNFxY8Q

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Post by marko69 » Sun Mar 16, 2025 2:25 am

Great 25 second summary here ......

https://youtube.com/shorts/xhnwoQbRHGc? ... je092s6TbR

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Post by Bluemike » Tue Apr 08, 2025 12:20 pm

Forfar pulling off the geat escape

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Post by marko69 » Tue Apr 08, 2025 1:43 pm

Yes, they really are. Four points from six vs Peterhead & East Fife were coupon bursters. Hopefully they do not do a "Hibs" and lose v Clyde at their place.
Having said that, got to believe Bonnyrigg are on their way down. Much too big a step up for them. I mean, when they shoot over the bar at the Auld Orchard end, the ball ends up in my brother in laws garden. The "Scottish Professional league" ?!

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