I have found a couple blood blisters on my nutsacks. Thought you’d all appreciate this parody. (Sorry ladies, it’s a man thing).
Doctors visit:
Dr: Hello Mr Wilson. What brings you here today?
Peter: I got blood blisters on my nutsacks!
Dr: Well let’s have a look?
Peter: Hey Doc I know you’re most qualified and all, but do you think it would be ok if that cute nurse does the prognosis?
Dr: Yes of course Mr Wilson. I have some paperwork to tend to.
Nurse: What’s going on Mr Wilson?
Peter: Well I’m having trouble getting a hard on. Do you think you can remedy the situation?
Nurse: Yes of course Mr Wilson. Would you prefer a hand job or oral stimulation?
Peter: Does my insurance cover that?
Nurse: Yes of course! Medical stimulation of inflamed testicles is covered.
Peter: Are you sure you know what you’re doing?
Nurse: Yes Mr Wilson. After my oral treatments your balls will be free of blood blisters. Shall I continue?
Peter: Hell yeah! I appreciate your professionalism and I’ll be sure to give an excellent review!
Doctors Visit
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