A place to chat about anything thats not football related. Most of the threads in here are completely pointless which is why people keep coming back and back. As the forum title suggests, feel free to make any post you want on any subject you wish. It also has Adult jokes (so be warned) which is the other reason people keep coming back.
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thistle
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by thistle » Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:31 pm
a man bought a magic mirror one day and as he was leaving the shop the sales assistant told him to put the mirror on a door and say MAGIC MIRROR ON THE DOOR with something to rhyme with and it will work.
so when he got home he told his wife all about it and stuck the mirror on the livingroom door
go on he said to his wife try it out so she said MAGIC MIRROR ON THE DOOR MAKE MY BUST A 44
and hey presto she had big boobs
the man was well impressed and said MAGIC MIRROR ON THE DOOR MAKE MY BALLS TOUCH THE FLOOR
and hey presto
his legs fell off
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Qbert72
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by Qbert72 » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:28 pm
Does he still go down the pub?
Must be a clever d*ck then.