JOKES

A place to chat about anything thats not football related. Most of the threads in here are completely pointless which is why people keep coming back and back. As the forum title suggests, feel free to make any post you want on any subject you wish. It also has Adult jokes (so be warned) which is the other reason people keep coming back.

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goldandblack
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Re: JOKES

Post by goldandblack » Sun May 02, 2021 8:39 pm

A friend of Prince Harry asked why he wanted out of the royal family.
Harry said “well my granny killed my mom, my uncle is a nonce, but worst of all my brother is a ****ing Villa fan”
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Liverpool 4-0 Barcelona
the last time a second leg was thrown like that in Liverpool, was when Paul McCartney had a row with Heather Mills.
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A wolves fan on his death bed tells his family he wishes to switch his allegiance to the baggies!! They ask what the he'll for? Cos when I'm gone it'll be one less of the *******.
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In an interview after the game on Monday, Jack Grealish said that Villa weren’t far off being a very good side, and predicted a top four challenge next season - although he admitted the away games at Charlton and Wigan will be pretty tough
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Post by goldandblack » Tue May 04, 2021 7:33 pm

The bomb squad was called today to the Sandwell Town centre
where a suspicious unidentified package was found.
After 6hs the bomb disposal expert radioed in saying
he’d never seen the likes of this in Sandwell before.
The Sargent asked what it was, and is it safe now,
he replied it was a worker’s pay packet Sir.

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