WHO AM I. QUIZ

[goldandblack]

Laddies golf! Not ladies.

ah think ive got it, now where's that brain cell on golf gone..brb

[goldandblack]

thought it was Ted Ball, but he was an Aussie.

I think we could do with our resident golfer Mr Charnwood on the case.


so i'm going for George Knudson. ? think he was Canadian.

[marko69]

Think I've confused you, mate. The name was mentioned on the "virtual" golf course in this ITFC forum!

He's not a gopher.

[goldandblack]

Think I've confused you, mate. The name was mentioned on the "virtual" golf course in this ITFC forum!

He's not a gopher.

Well going back thro the golf match I have short listed these iconic players and caddies.

Boris
Mikey
Spike.
Bill Werbeniuk
Madame X
Madame Minshkama
Salivarous Sally

I'm going for Spike

[marko69]

Whatever happened to Madame Minshkama?

[goldandblack]

Whatever happened to Madame Minshkama?

last I heard she signed professional forms with those clarets down the road, not sure at what profession tho

I have been working with a Hearts supporter the last couple of weeks, in my defence I only found out Sunday.

[marko69]

Wait......., let us discuss this........, you have been working with a Jambo for TWO weeks, and you only found out Sunday? Didn't the smell and the immense amount of shyte he spoke not alert you that something was wrong? Or were you thinking, "This guys a fkn baggie!"

[goldandblack]

Wait......., let us discuss this........, you have been working with a Jambo for TWO weeks, and you only found out Sunday? Didn't the smell and the immense amount of shyte he spoke not alert you that something was wrong? Or were you thinking, "This guys a fkn baggie!"

.. this will make you laugh, he has this job on the VIP Restaurant entrance keeping undesirables out
my job is to keep them in
he's on this Youtube clip, he's the little guy with the yellow tie who let the camera crew into the restaurant,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOof-8z2z8I

4.10 on clip

[marko69]

Stewart the Jambo eh? He was too nice......., I would've tripped the guy up as he went through the door, and stole the Sky camera!

[goldandblack]

Stewart the Jambo eh? He was too nice......., I would've tripped the guy up as he went through the door, and stole the Sky camera!

think he got him on the way out. plus there's a great sky camera on ebay, in his defence he tell this scruff he couldn't go up there lol

[marko69]

I didn't mind that McCririck (sp) bloke. Could be really funny at times. Is he still alive?

So is Stupot of much Jamboness your buddy, Wolfie?

[goldandblack]

I didn't mind that McCririck (sp) bloke. Could be really funny at times. Is he still alive?

So is Stupot of much Jamboness your buddy, Wolfie?

no he just works in the same building , got talking to him and noticed the Edinburgh lingo. got talking football, he said he was a season ticket holder there. I said "your get over it " he recons he still goes to all the games, that's some trip from Essex,

[marko69]

If true, then fair do's to the guy. That's impressive. Its a feckin struggle for me to go the 16 miles from Queensferry to Easter Road to watch the Cabbage & Ribs sometimes.

So........, well done, Bambo Jastard.

[goldandblack]

If true, then fair do's to the guy. That's impressive. Its a feckin struggle for me to go the 16 miles from Queensferry to Easter Road to watch the Cabbage & Ribs sometimes.

So........, well done, Bambo Jastard.

he was saying he fly's up from Stansted in under an hour so he aint such hero lol..

This could be a good un.

1.....I was born in Fitzwilliam in the mid 40s.
2.....I was a one club player all my career.
3.....Although I did guest for 2 other clubs overseas.
4.....I cut my career short to follow another path.

[arana peligrosa]

I was thinking McNeill but one or two things didn't add up. Until I recognize what sport it relates to, can't provide a definitive answer. Is it Denis Law ? No surprise if incorrect

[goldandblack]

I was thinking McNeill but one or two things didn't add up. Until I recognize what sport it relates to, can't provide a definitive answer. Is it Denis Law ? No surprise if incorrect

sorry but not Dennis Law..
he is/was a footballer.

[marko69]

Is he related to Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick......, the two gay centre forwards for Hearts back in the 20's?

[goldandblack]

Is he related to Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick......, the two gay centre forwards for Hearts back in the 20's?

Nope..... but he did have a very close relation who was also a footballer and had a famous song sung about him.

[arana peligrosa]

Willie Miller only ever featured with Aberdeen if right, although don't know where he was born.

Then it can't be him because the age doesn't match...

f*ck this is it Joe Harper. He was a good player with Aberdeen in the 70s and the age fits in although don't know how many other club sides he featured for. We'll get back to this another time.

[marko69]

Any clues as to what the other path was?

[goldandblack]

Willie Miller only ever featured with Aberdeen if right, although don't know where he was born.

Then it can't be him because the age doesn't match...

f*ck this is it Joe Harper. He was a good player with Aberdeen in the 70s and the age fits in although don't know how many other club sides he featured for. We'll get back to this another time.

nope not Joe Harper.

[goldandblack]

Any clues as to what the other path was?

well the path he decided to travel involved a BIG EAGLE.

[marko69]

A big eagle on the golf course?

I'm now thinking footballers turned gophers.

I have nae clue!

[goldandblack]

A big eagle on the golf course?

I'm now thinking footballers turned gophers.

I have nae clue!

Clue;1991 saw folk musician Billy Bragg release a song which many saw as a direct reference to............. The song was called "God's Footballer", from Bragg's album Don't Try This at Home.

after he retired from football his club kept his contract open for another 12 years, one manager even hung his shirt on the peg for over a year thinking he would come back.

[marko69]

The club that the guy played for..., is Bragg a supporter of this club?

[goldandblack]

The club that the guy played for..., is Bragg a supporter of this club?

I think he supported the club his brother played for.

Clue. he got the nickname Knocker ................? after he packed up football..

[marko69]

I'll need more clues. Not a scooby on this one.

[goldandblack]

I'll need more clues. Not a scooby on this one.

his career in football


1962–1982
Wolverhampton Wanderers 174 (61)

1967
→ Los Angeles Wolves (guest) 12 (3)

1969
→ Kansas City Spurs (guest) 8 (5)

[arana peligrosa]

I don't know many ex-players from your club. Doogan and Richards were big for a time but can't provide a definitive answer.

Hell with it I'll shoot for Richards, the prolific center forward of the 1970s. He may have only featured for Wolverhampton in the UK, don't recall any other British league involvement.

[marko69]

I have cheated and googled it, mainly because it was annoying me. Apologies to all.

The answer is Peter Knowles. CHAMPION NAY, CHAMPION NAY!!

Got to be honest, I've never heard of him.

Not my turn as I googled..... So have another go at it Wolfie.