SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT ESSEX GIRL

Post by **Earl Blue** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:37 am

We drove approx 600 miles yesterday, now I have got a mysterious
problem... My right arm is comletely disabled (NO JOKE) and because
of this when i got home i asked her to move the van just 10 yards.

Since then this new 17 seater crew bus is completely disabled.

The RAC man has been here 2 hours and is completely baffled...

Whilst I am in severe pain, there is a funny side to this.

I canot type very well, so perhaps Essexsgirl would care to
elaborate and explain these mysterious goings on

crazy · Post by **crazy** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:52 am

earl im confused what you baffling on about??

can you put it in a more simple way its to early in the more ive got little sleep partly my own fault tho

and have on hell off a head this morning

Susie · Post by **Susie** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:55 am

Morning Earl. Sorry to hear about your arm.

Would you like me to come an kiss it better.

Typical man blaming a woman for something going wrong on the vehicle.

crazy · Post by **crazy** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:02 pm

Bluesusie wrote:Morning Earl. Sorry to hear about your arm.

Would you like me to come an kiss it better.

Typical man blaming a woman for something going wrong on the vehicle.

morning susie

is eaarl sayin there was something wrong with the viechile yeah that word and cos of it he was struggling to drive it and now his hand is dead

jeez this is to much for my brain

Post by **Earl Blue** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:17 pm

Bluesusie wrote:Morning Earl. Sorry to hear about your arm.

Would you like me to come an kiss it better.

Typical man blaming a woman for something going wrong on the vehicle.

hi susie thanks going to hospital in a little while.. eg says it\could be a trapped nerve but its more painful than a broken arm..

its difficult to type, but i will explain all later
xx

Crazy good job i never asked you a science question

lol

VAN now workingit was a blown earth lead..

laters

x

Qbert72 · Post by **Qbert72** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:41 pm

There there Earl, I believe you that your bad arm was as a result of driving. Thousands wouldn't.

I hope you feel better mate.

1978greats · Post by **1978greats** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 4:11 pm

Oh Earl thats really awfull, why didn't you say something at the time? couldn't someone have taken over the driving?
Well we hope that you got on ok at the hospital and please let us know how you got on.....It was such a long drive.

Susie · Post by **Susie** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 4:14 pm

Hope everything is OK Earl. How would the T.I.T.S manage without you.

toby · Post by **toby** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 4:14 pm

Hi Earl,

Hope it's nothing to serious and you get it sorted out quickly.

Your right arm eh? That could seriously affect your sex life!

Missblue · Post by **Missblue** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 4:20 pm

toby wrote:Hi Earl,

Hope it's nothing to serious and you get it sorted out quickly.

Your right arm eh? That could seriously affect your sex life!

LOL. toby thinks of the things in life that would mostly be affected!
Hope ur ok Earl.x x x x x x x x x x x x x

toby · Post by **toby** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 4:23 pm

Well I know from experience!

When I broke my left arm (I'm left handed) I struggled to use my right hand for the important things in life!

Susie · Post by **Susie** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 4:24 pm

toby wrote:Well I know from experience!

When I broke my left arm (I'm left handed) I struggled to use my right hand for the important things in life!

Earl is probably ambidextrous.

Qbert72 · Post by **Qbert72** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 4:35 pm

he can use both hands too

toby · Post by **toby** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 4:38 pm

Bluesusie wrote:
toby wrote:Well I know from experience!

When I broke my left arm (I'm left handed) I struggled to use my right hand for the important things in life!

Earl is probably ambidextrous.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

essexgirl · Post by **essexgirl** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 5:03 pm

Thankyou darling you are so kind. Letting everybody think it was me that broke the mini bus.

Whilst we were out and about yesterday, well at the Peterborough services when eddie was pulling in the disabled space there was a smell that came from out of the front of the mini bus. Eddie and I thought that Jonno had expelled something after his indian last night. Well he said it weren't him (and actually he was right, opps sorry Jonno) Anyway this awful smell turned up a couple of times more during the day to which Jonno once again got the blame.
After the game and the hew ha with the policeman and Katrina's disabled badge (which I had been arguing with the police man before anybody else turned up) and parking we started off. Eddie had already said his arm was getting worse and he could hardly lift his arm to smoke his ciggy. (perhaps somebody was telling him something) After we dropped off at Bury Eddie got back in the mini bus but could hardly shut the door with his bad arm. I offered to take over the driving but he said he was ok. After everybody was dropped off and we made our way back to his he was having real trouble turning corners and changing gear. We evently arrived at his were he sort of run in to get a drink and take some pain killers. We unloaded the minibus and went in for a lovely cups of coffee and hot chocolate which Jane always kindly makes us.
Eddie asked Jane to make him a tempoary sling out of some tights. Poor old Jane was doing her best but he keep telling she weren't doing it right. Anyway in the end it went right, then eddie realised that the bus was parked in front of car so he asked me to move it and then put it in his drive when our car was out. Well I moved the mini bus no probs, got out our car and then went back to the mini bus to put it in the drive. Well there was nothing, no lights absolutely nothing. Went to tell Eddie and Tony said what had I done. The 2 of them came out followed by Moped and everybody then realised that the electrics had given up.
They then decided to push the bus into the garden but it was too heavy to so Eddie got his 4 track out and was going to tow me backwards past his drive then they would push it onto the drive until it started to roll on its on. Well the tow rope broke off the mini bus and then it broke off his car but after about 3 attempts to put the rope on both vehicles it worked and back I went. Very strange going backwards with no control over what was happening.
They then managed to push the bus into the drive that's was when I thought I hope these bloody brakes work otherwise I would have gone straight into their front door.

Yep they did. Phew!!!!

After that we had another drink and the finally left eddie's about 2.45. I was going my normal way home from eddie's when I thought that's a rather a large light for in the country. Went to turn up the road that goes by Stonham Barns. It was closed due to a fire in a barn up the road. **** it I thought so we had to turn round and come out through Coddenham and get on to the A140. Now I have'nt been on the Coddenham Road for ** years so I forgot where all the bends were so it seemed to take ages but finally we made our way on the A140 and then got home to Clacton about 3.45 after dropping Moped off. I think you might say this had been a very interesting day and evening.
Found out this morning from eddie that the RAC man said a certain type of fuse had blown and we couldn't have mended it even if we new where it was. So NO blame could be put on poor old me for this mis- adventure. Looking forward to the next one I don't think. Don't forget my magnets please Mr Clarke.

Post by **Earl Blue** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 5:59 pm

lol eg....

you talked ya way out of that..

xxx

essexgirl · Post by **essexgirl** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 6:50 pm

Earl Blue wrote:lol eg....

you talked ya way out of that..

xxx

Off course. But you tell me if one bit of it ain't true.

JonnoTown · Post by **JonnoTown** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 9:28 pm

I blame it on eg women driver.

Thanks guys for thinkin it was me, nice to know who my friends are! I'm not talking to you any more.........................lol

essexgirl · Post by **essexgirl** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 10:12 pm

JonnoTown wrote:I blame it on eg women driver.

Thanks guys for thinkin it was me, nice to know who my friends are! I'm not talking to you any more.........................lol

Cor peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

JonnoTown · Post by **JonnoTown** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 10:31 pm

It was peaceful when I was sleeping on your lap!

(ooops didn't shed no) lol

Post by **Earl Blue** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:14 am

thanks to all..

the injury was already there, i obviously aggravated it big time driving
and now its flamed up the xrays have pinpointed the problem and
i a,m on right treatment....

thanks to everyone i will be back bashing the keyboard very soon

xxx

Foxy Lady · Post by **Foxy Lady** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:27 am

Hi Hun.....
Sorry to hear your arm had got worse...but hope it is on the mend now...
Will send you my pictures of Burnley for your web site.....
Thanks for a great scenic route yesterday,what stunning countryside....

xxx

Post by **Earl Blue** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:30 am

Rueser wrote:Hi Hun.....
Sorry to hear your arm had got worse...but hope it is on the mend now...
Will send you my pictures of Burnley for your web site.....
Thanks for a great scenic route yesterday,what stunning countryside....

xxx

xxxxxxxxxxxxx got one f you and me with two litle devils i will send to
morrow

night night hun

xxx

Paul B · Post by **Paul B** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 7:40 am

Hope your arm is better soon Earl. Sounds very painful.

crazy · Post by **crazy** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 8:07 am

im sorry earl my head werent working esterday everything seems to go in but out again

i understand now LOL

surprising enough i got a good result in science exam how i do not no as it was like reading chinese

anyway

hope your arm gets better soon cos i dont want a grumpy earl cos he cant have a jack n daniels

hope its a speedy recovery
get well soon

xxx

JonnoTown · Post by **JonnoTown** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:40 am

jack n daniels

lol

Glad to see you got a good result crazy, I managed to get 2 C's in science, and I thought it was chinese!

Earlblue sort it out your big poof! lol

Post by **Earl Blue** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:40 am

essexgirl wrote:
Earl Blue wrote:lol eg....

you talked ya way out of that..

xxx
Off course. But you tell me if one bit of it ain't true.

the bit about 'pulling in the disabled space' aint true

i was looking in me pocket for me lighter

lol

Post by **Earl Blue** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:41 am

crazy wrote:im sorry earl my head werent working esterday everything seems to go in but out again

i understand now LOL

surprising enough i got a good result in science exam how i do not no as it was like reading chinese

anyway

hope your arm gets better soon cos i dont want a grumpy earl cos he cant have a jack n daniels
hope its a speedy recovery
get well soon

thanks hun xxx

earl grumpy - never

xxx

crazy · Post by **crazy** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:45 pm

JonnoTown wrote:
jack n daniels
lol

Glad to see you got a good result crazy, I managed to get 2 C's in science, and I thought it was chinese!

Earlblue sort it out your big poof! lol

lol jonno you really shouldnt put yourself down to my level

i do you mean you managed to get 2chinese girls!