men are like............

wicked blue · Post by **wicked blue** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:51 pm

Men are like. . . Laxatives. . . They irritate the **** out of you.

Men are like. . .Bananas. . .The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like. . .Vacations. . .They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like. . .Weather. . .Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like. . .Blenders. . .You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.

Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.

Men are like. . .Coffee. . .The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Men are like. . .Commercials. . .You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .Their clothes are always one half
off.

Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .They take soooo long to mature.

Men are like. . .Mascara. . .They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .All the good ones are taken,

Georgie_2690 · Post by **Georgie_2690** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:57 pm

Well done wicked blue you are awarded a gold star for the very best and true info of the male species

wicked blue · Post by **wicked blue** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:59 pm

thank you

crazy · Post by **crazy** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:00 pm

pmsl wicked thats a goodin'

ive got one men are like fish... i will post it later as i got to find it as its a birthday card but made my laugh!!

wicked blue · Post by **wicked blue** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:05 pm

afternooon crazy, hope yr well. Ive got another funny, but its alittle rude

made me spit my coffee out laughing when i read it tho

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"

'But I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

crazy · Post by **crazy** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:15 pm

you make me laugh wicked!!

how are you anyway int spoke for a while im well just not looking forward to tomorrow

wicked blue · Post by **wicked blue** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:21 pm

im so so i guess, whats happening with you tomorrow then? exam?? im looking forwards to the w/end, off to london with a friend, staying in nice hotel, gonna have some fun

i will put up the link of the hotel im staying at, got a cheap deal, but it would normally cost a fortune

http://www.hotel-assist.com/novotel-lon ... ondon.html

crazy · Post by **crazy** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:32 pm

no i got a injectoin thing tomorrow

blime! your hotels posh girl very smart and nice to mind if i join you????

wicked blue · Post by **wicked blue** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:34 pm

aww you be brave having yr injection and i'll let you stay in our posh hotel LOL

i'll smuggle you in

crazy · Post by **crazy** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:38 pm

brave!!! haha i so dont no the meaning of it!! well when it comes to injections that is...

ok smuggle me in like the sound of that

would be a laugh..

all you have to do is look sweet and smile and they will let you in...

wicked blue · Post by **wicked blue** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:49 pm

LOL you got me sussed crazy

works everytime

off now, good luck tomorrow if i dont speak to you again darling

crazy · Post by **crazy** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:52 pm

i int tried it myself... might have to tho..

thanks wicked speak soon i hope
take care for now
xx

Missblue · Post by **Missblue** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:53 pm

Wicked blue wrote:im so so i guess, whats happening with you tomorrow then? exam?? im looking forwards to the w/end, off to london with a friend, staying in nice hotel, gonna have some fun i will put up the link of the hotel im staying at, got a cheap deal, but it would normally cost a fortune
http://www.hotel-assist.com/novotel-lon ... ondon.html

Nice hotel wicked!
U have fun girl

Susie · Post by **Susie** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:58 pm

Love the male thing Wicked. Sooooooooooo true.

toby · Post by **toby** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:00 pm

Wicked blue wrote:afternooon crazy, hope yr well. Ive got another funny, but its alittle rude made me spit my coffee out laughing when i read it tho

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"

'But I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

PMSL!

That is truly excellent.

Nice one Wicked.

wicked blue · Post by **wicked blue** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:08 pm

LOL, glad you liked it Toby, its a gem

saxoneagle · Post by **saxoneagle** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:21 pm

Nice hotel... and as for the jokes, the last one should be...

Men are like... PARKING SPACES... all the best ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled or too small

wicked blue · Post by **wicked blue** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:31 pm

LOL saxon

yeah hotel looks ok doesnt it? but, we'll be out and about alot anyway, hoping to go to soho and visit science museum and chelsea

in between drinking large amounts of red wine lol

saxoneagle · Post by **saxoneagle** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:42 pm

Wicked blue wrote:LOL saxon yeah hotel looks ok doesnt it? but, we'll be out and about alot anyway, hoping to go to soho and visit science museum and chelsea in between drinking large amounts of red wine lol

Go to the London Aquarium, its brilliant, i love going there. All the lil fishies

And avoid the sex shops in soho obviously

wicked blue · Post by **wicked blue** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:49 pm

the aquarium sounds good, want to go to kensington palace too, and a mate might be taking us to covent garden for dinner

...........and of course i'll avoid the sex shops

just like i did when i went to amsterdam LOL

saxoneagle · Post by **saxoneagle** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:53 pm

Wicked blue wrote:the aquarium sounds good, want to go to kensington palace too, and a mate might be taking us to covent garden for dinner ...........and of course i'll avoid the sex shops just like i did when i went to amsterdam LOL

If you go to Covent Garden, go to Porterhouse, cool bar, quite big and not pricey and pretentious like most central bars

Kens Palace is nothing special really, but it gives you an excuse to walk down the Kings Road and spend lots of money on designer gear

Don't forget Harrods

See, so much to do in 2 days... i've lived here 25 yrs and still not seen half of it, i find new stuff every day...

wicked blue · Post by **wicked blue** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:02 pm

thanks saxon....i'll definately give the porterhouse a go if im in that area

saxoneagle · Post by **saxoneagle** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:04 pm

Wicked blue wrote:thanks saxon....i'll definately give the porterhouse a go if im in that area

Nice little bar i go to is called Potion on Whitfield Street.... it has caves in the basement, a bit further from West End but still busy. Plus Ã‚Â£1.30 for bottles on Friday night until 8

Torquay_Blue · Post by **Torquay_Blue** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:09 pm

Men are like. . . Laxatives. . . They irritate the **** out of you.

Men are like. . .Bananas. . .The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like. . .Vacations. . .They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like. . .Weather. . .Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like. . .Blenders. . .You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.

Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.

Men are like. . .Coffee. . .The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Men are like. . .Commercials. . .You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .Their clothes are always one half
off.

Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .They take soooo long to mature.

Men are like. . .Mascara. . .They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .All the good ones are taken,

id be very careful wicked or i might start on about how the females speices are only here to make mens lives miserable!!!!

wicked blue · Post by **wicked blue** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:16 pm

awwww id never make you miserable

Torquay_Blue · Post by **Torquay_Blue** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:24 pm

aint that the truth