men are like............
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men are like............
Men are like. . . Laxatives. . . They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like. . .Bananas. . .The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like. . .Vacations. . .They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like. . .Weather. . .Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like. . .Blenders. . .You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.
Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like. . .Coffee. . .The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.
Men are like. . .Commercials. . .You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .Their clothes are always one half
off.
Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .They take soooo long to mature.
Men are like. . .Mascara. . .They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .All the good ones are taken,
Men are like. . .Bananas. . .The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like. . .Vacations. . .They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like. . .Weather. . .Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like. . .Blenders. . .You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.
Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like. . .Coffee. . .The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.
Men are like. . .Commercials. . .You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .Their clothes are always one half
off.
Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .They take soooo long to mature.
Men are like. . .Mascara. . .They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .All the good ones are taken,
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afternooon crazy, hope yr well. Ive got another funny, but its alittle rude made me spit my coffee out laughing when i read it tho
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
'But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
'But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
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im so so i guess, whats happening with you tomorrow then? exam?? im looking forwards to the w/end, off to london with a friend, staying in nice hotel, gonna have some fun i will put up the link of the hotel im staying at, got a cheap deal, but it would normally cost a fortune
http://www.hotel-assist.com/novotel-lon ... ondon.html
http://www.hotel-assist.com/novotel-lon ... ondon.html
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Nice hotel wicked!Wicked blue wrote:im so so i guess, whats happening with you tomorrow then? exam?? im looking forwards to the w/end, off to london with a friend, staying in nice hotel, gonna have some fun i will put up the link of the hotel im staying at, got a cheap deal, but it would normally cost a fortune
http://www.hotel-assist.com/novotel-lon ... ondon.html
U have fun girl
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PMSL!Wicked blue wrote:afternooon crazy, hope yr well. Ive got another funny, but its alittle rude made me spit my coffee out laughing when i read it tho
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
'But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
That is truly excellent.
Nice one Wicked.
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Go to the London Aquarium, its brilliant, i love going there. All the lil fishiesWicked blue wrote:LOL saxon yeah hotel looks ok doesnt it? but, we'll be out and about alot anyway, hoping to go to soho and visit science museum and chelsea in between drinking large amounts of red wine lol
And avoid the sex shops in soho obviously
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If you go to Covent Garden, go to Porterhouse, cool bar, quite big and not pricey and pretentious like most central barsWicked blue wrote:the aquarium sounds good, want to go to kensington palace too, and a mate might be taking us to covent garden for dinner ...........and of course i'll avoid the sex shops just like i did when i went to amsterdam LOL
Kens Palace is nothing special really, but it gives you an excuse to walk down the Kings Road and spend lots of money on designer gear Don't forget Harrods
See, so much to do in 2 days... i've lived here 25 yrs and still not seen half of it, i find new stuff every day...
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id be very careful wicked or i might start on about how the females speices are only here to make mens lives miserable!!!!Men are like. . . Laxatives. . . They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like. . .Bananas. . .The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like. . .Vacations. . .They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like. . .Weather. . .Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like. . .Blenders. . .You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.
Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like. . .Coffee. . .The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.
Men are like. . .Commercials. . .You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .Their clothes are always one half
off.
Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .They take soooo long to mature.
Men are like. . .Mascara. . .They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .All the good ones are taken,