How dodgy are you?

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wicked blue
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How dodgy are you?

Post by wicked blue » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:02 pm

Take the dodgy quiz.....be honest with yr answers!! :lol: i should be banged up for 22 years apparantely :shock: :?
http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html#

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Post by Georgie_2690 » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:09 pm

I tried it and i got 5 yrs in prison and a 2,000 fine!

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Post by budgiebasher » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:10 pm

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £0

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Post by 1978greats » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:13 pm

12.5 years :wink:

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Post by blue boy » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:13 pm

Years in prison: 33 Potential fine: £2000 :roll:

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Post by wicked blue » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:14 pm

i must be WICKEDER than you then! or more likely, im much older, so ive had more time to sin :wink: :roll: ....cant wait for Riv to do it, i know for a fact he'll be facing prison LOL :lol: :wink:

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Post by toby » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:22 pm

Bloomin' hell, I know I live in the East End but the results of that quiz make me sound like one of the Krays!


Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 38 Potential fine: £9500

Pissing On The Budgie's

Post by Pissing On The Budgie's » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:23 pm

Years in prison: 89.5 Potential fine: £2000 Sh*t

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Post by budgiebasher » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:25 pm

did you just click yes for every question :lol: :lol:

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Post by wicked blue » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:25 pm

well good evening you scoundrel you Toby!!! :lol: we know what soap star ud have been then in yr thread about tv programs.....dirty den in eastenders LOL

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Post by diedelia » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:45 pm

Im the good bloke!!

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

Pissing On The Budgie's

Post by Pissing On The Budgie's » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:51 pm

budgiebasher wrote:did you just click yes for every question :lol: :lol:
No i answered proply still got 89 years lol

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Post by itfc_15 » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:57 pm

Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £2000

im a lil angel really :lol:

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Post by toby » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:14 pm

Wicked blue wrote:well good evening you scoundrel you Toby!!! :lol: we know what soap star ud have been then in yr thread about tv programs.....dirty den in eastenders LOL
I'm a good boy really!

Now if you'll just excuse me I've got to go and put the frighteners on a firm of rival villains and get back to my illegal gambling operation!

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Post by Riviera » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:18 pm

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000

looks like ive been a naughty boy then lol

in fact it was if a couple of those questions were put there just for me, not telling which ones tho :wink:

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Post by Dazza » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:19 pm

riviera wrote:in fact it was if a couple of those questions were put there just for me, not telling which ones tho :wink:
*Stops himself from posting the obvious reply to this* :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by wicked blue » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:20 pm

:wink: :wink: :wink:

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Post by saxoneagle » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:25 pm

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 42 Potential fine: £9500


Can i knock off fines i've already had?

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Post by Riviera » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by wicked blue » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:27 pm

ello sid :P u ok? babs :wink:

minibass

Post by minibass » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:37 pm

if andy marsall did it it would say


for crimes to goal keeping you get the death sentance

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Post by Earl Blue » Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:00 pm

crikes, your all angels compared to me....

lol

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Post by budgiebasher » Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:07 pm

Pissing On The Budgie's wrote:Years in prison: 89.5 Potential fine: £2000 Sh*t
you must be bad if you are worst than this score :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Post by phily bon bon » Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:16 am

38 years in prison and a 9500 pound fine, a bit harsh me thinks :D

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Post by crazy » Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:19 am

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0


wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

im such a goody :D :lol:

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Post by Missblue » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:40 am

crazy wrote:You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0


wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

im such a goody :D :lol:
Hmmmm doesn't sound like our crazy :P :lol:

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Post by Jack » Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:23 pm

Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
:shock:

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Post by 1978greats » Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:31 pm

Armageddon wrote:
Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
:shock:
Ohhh you bad boy :wink:

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Post by tractor_babe » Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:32 pm

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 72.5 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.



OH GOD!! OPPS!!... :oops:

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Post by Jack » Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:33 pm

I don't get why I'm getting the death penalty and nobody else is?! :?
1978Greats wrote:
Armageddon wrote:
Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
:shock:
Ohhh you bad boy :wink:
Behave ;)

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