Was trying to think up some responses to Wicked's thread.
All I've come up with so far is;
Polo's, much loved because of the hole!
Women are like...
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toby
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wicked blue
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Here you go Toby, a 'male' one for you!!! 
Chain letter
INSTRUCTIONS (A blokes view - Also available in men)
Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend/ puther in a large carton
(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is
at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list,
and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss
worlds, 2.5 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198
who enjoy multiple orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less
inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best
of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that
come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9
of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing
gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international
supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend
moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the
chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place
above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital
suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex
life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about
trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her.
No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises
like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate.....send this letter today
to 9 of your best friends.
PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
cleaner.
PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that
they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
under-take.
Chain letter
INSTRUCTIONS (A blokes view - Also available in men)
Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend/ puther in a large carton
(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is
at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list,
and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss
worlds, 2.5 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198
who enjoy multiple orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less
inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best
of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that
come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9
of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing
gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international
supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend
moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the
chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place
above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital
suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex
life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about
trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her.
No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises
like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate.....send this letter today
to 9 of your best friends.
PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
cleaner.
PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that
they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
under-take.
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