leicester jokes are out already

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leicester jokes are out already

Post by Riviera » Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:27 pm

the nine leicester players charged with sex assults have all caught aids, except ian walker, he cant catch fcuk'all

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Post by Pissing On The Budgie's » Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:31 pm

:lol: That was quick but hey

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Post by Riviera » Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:34 pm

frank sinclair asks a german bird if shes up for sex, "nein" she replies, good he says because ive got 8 mates with me

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Post by budgiebasher » Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:40 pm

lol! :lol: :lol:

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Re: leicester jokes are out already

Post by blue boy » Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:42 pm

riviera wrote:the nine leicester players charged with sex assults have all caught aids, except ian walker, he cant catch fcuk'all
that was gr8!!!

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Post by budgiebasher » Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:48 pm

the 2nd one is the best, even though i got sent it earlier

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Post by Gaz » Sat Mar 06, 2004 12:46 am

riviera wrote:frank sinclair asks a german bird if shes up for sex, "nein" she replies, good he says because ive got 8 mates with me
Class :lol: Didn't think it would be long before the jokes came out!

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Post by Jack » Sat Mar 06, 2004 1:48 am

Score in a gang rape, you couldn't score in a gang rape...

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Post by ITFC10 » Sat Mar 06, 2004 1:51 am

Yeah couple of good jokes there lol

aveitncfc

Post by aveitncfc » Sat Mar 06, 2004 2:51 am

Here's a joke for you all:

A Ipswich-supporting teacher started her first day at an East Anglian school, and keen to get a repore going with her pupils, she asked the question, "Who here supports Ipswich?"

All the kids raised their hand but one. Disgusted, she asked the child, "Why don't you support Ipswich?"

The child paused for a second, and then replied, "Because I don't miss".

"Who do you support, then?" asked the teacher in response.

Again the child paused. "Norwich City, miss. And proud!" she exclaimed after a second.

Even more disgusted, she asks "Why do you support Norwich?"

"Because my parents do miss. My mum's a Norwich fan" came the innocent fan.

"So," continuing "do you be everything your Mum is? What if your Mum was a prostitute, drug addict and an alcoholic? What would that make you then?"

The child smiled and replied "An Ipswich fan, Miss!"

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Post by Earl Blue » Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:40 am

Ooooh no but LOL

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Post by Susie » Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:54 am

PSML . Good jokes Riv.

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