leicester jokes are out already
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- Riviera
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leicester jokes are out already
the nine leicester players charged with sex assults have all caught aids, except ian walker, he cant catch fcuk'all
- blue boy
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Re: leicester jokes are out already
that was gr8!!!riviera wrote:the nine leicester players charged with sex assults have all caught aids, except ian walker, he cant catch fcuk'all
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- ITFC10
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Here's a joke for you all:
A Ipswich-supporting teacher started her first day at an East Anglian school, and keen to get a repore going with her pupils, she asked the question, "Who here supports Ipswich?"
All the kids raised their hand but one. Disgusted, she asked the child, "Why don't you support Ipswich?"
The child paused for a second, and then replied, "Because I don't miss".
"Who do you support, then?" asked the teacher in response.
Again the child paused. "Norwich City, miss. And proud!" she exclaimed after a second.
Even more disgusted, she asks "Why do you support Norwich?"
"Because my parents do miss. My mum's a Norwich fan" came the innocent fan.
"So," continuing "do you be everything your Mum is? What if your Mum was a prostitute, drug addict and an alcoholic? What would that make you then?"
The child smiled and replied "An Ipswich fan, Miss!"
A Ipswich-supporting teacher started her first day at an East Anglian school, and keen to get a repore going with her pupils, she asked the question, "Who here supports Ipswich?"
All the kids raised their hand but one. Disgusted, she asked the child, "Why don't you support Ipswich?"
The child paused for a second, and then replied, "Because I don't miss".
"Who do you support, then?" asked the teacher in response.
Again the child paused. "Norwich City, miss. And proud!" she exclaimed after a second.
Even more disgusted, she asks "Why do you support Norwich?"
"Because my parents do miss. My mum's a Norwich fan" came the innocent fan.
"So," continuing "do you be everything your Mum is? What if your Mum was a prostitute, drug addict and an alcoholic? What would that make you then?"
The child smiled and replied "An Ipswich fan, Miss!"
- Earl Blue
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