A Ipswich-supporting teacher started her first day at an East Anglian school, and keen to get a repore going with her pupils, she asked the question, "Who here supports Ipswich?"
All the kids raised their hand but one. Disgusted, she asked the child, "Why don't you support Ipswich?"
The child paused for a second, and then replied, "Because I don't miss".
"Who do you support, then?" asked the teacher in response.
Again the child paused. "Norwich City, miss. And proud!" she exclaimed after a second.
Even more disgusted, she asks "Why do you support Norwich?"
"Because my parents do miss. My mum's a Norwich fan" came the innocent fan.
"So," continuing "do you be everything your Mum is? What if your Mum was a prostitute, drug addict and an alcoholic? What would that make you then?"
The child smiled and replied "An Ipswich fan, Miss!"
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Nigel Worthington arrives in casualty with his head battered and a 5 iron wrapped round his neck.
The doctor asks him what happened. Well, said Nigel, Deliaa and I were playing golf, and on the first hole she sliced her ball into an adjacent cow field.
We went to look for the ball and I saw something white sticking out of a cow’s backside. So I lifted the tail and took a closer look and read the makers name on the ball…… Dunlop 65.
I then shouted over to Deliaa…… ‘this one looks like yours’
The doctor asks him what happened. Well, said Nigel, Deliaa and I were playing golf, and on the first hole she sliced her ball into an adjacent cow field.
We went to look for the ball and I saw something white sticking out of a cow’s backside. So I lifted the tail and took a closer look and read the makers name on the ball…… Dunlop 65.
I then shouted over to Deliaa…… ‘this one looks like yours’
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LOL Shannock..ShannockSid wrote:Nigel Worthington arrives in casualty with his head battered and a 5 iron wrapped round his neck.
The doctor asks him what happened. Well, said Nigel, Deliaa and I were playing golf, and on the first hole she sliced her ball into an adjacent cow field.
We went to look for the ball and I saw something white sticking out of a cow’s backside. So I lifted the tail and took a closer look and read the makers name on the ball…… Dunlop 65.
I then shouted over to Deliaa…… ‘this one looks like yours’
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Pissing On The Budgie's
Hope you get bricked tomoroaveitncfc wrote:A Ipswich-supporting teacher started her first day at an East Anglian school, and keen to get a repore going with her pupils, she asked the question, "Who here supports Ipswich?"
All the kids raised their hand but one. Disgusted, she asked the child, "Why don't you support Ipswich?"
The child paused for a second, and then replied, "Because I don't miss".
"Who do you support, then?" asked the teacher in response.
Again the child paused. "Norwich City, miss. And proud!" she exclaimed after a second.
Even more disgusted, she asks "Why do you support Norwich?"
"Because my parents do miss. My mum's a Norwich fan" came the innocent fan.
"So," continuing "do you be everything your Mum is? What if your Mum was a prostitute, drug addict and an alcoholic? What would that make you then?"
The child smiled and replied "An Ipswich fan, Miss!"
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