Two jokes for you....

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Jack
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Two jokes for you....

Post by Jack » Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:59 pm

What's the difference between Manchester United & Leicester?














Some of Leicester's players are still in Europe.



Manchester United Have set up a call Centre for fans who are troubled by
their current form. The number is 0800 10 10 10. Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.





Once again the number is...
0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

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Miller-8
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Post by Miller-8 » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:00 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Foxy Lady

Post by Foxy Lady » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:02 pm

Very good...... :lol:

My Eldest wasn't impressed.....she supports Man Utd.....

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Post by diedelia » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:08 pm

LOL love the 1st one!

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Post by Qbert72 » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:14 pm

Most Amusing :lol:

diedelia
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Post by diedelia » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:22 pm

Qbert72 wrote:Most Amusing :lol:

ooooo how posh! :lol: i have kicked my slippers off reclined back my seat with a bowl of olives and a glass of port watching the forsyt saga how amusing! :lol:

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phily bon bon
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Post by phily bon bon » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:57 pm

lol I thought they were both very good :D

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Post by budgiebasher » Wed Mar 10, 2004 6:17 pm

lol superb! :lol: :lol:

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Post by Earl Blue » Wed Mar 10, 2004 6:51 pm

PMSL Well done Armageddon

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Post by kay_itfc » Wed Mar 10, 2004 6:58 pm

lol :lol:

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Re: Two jokes for you....

Post by Dazza » Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:02 pm

Armageddon wrote:What's the difference between Manchester United & Leicester?














Some of Leicester's players are still in Europe.



Manchester United Have set up a call Centre for fans who are troubled by
their current form. The number is 0800 10 10 10. Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.





Once again the number is...
0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing
Very good! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Missblue » Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:59 pm

LOL! :lol:

freeblue

Post by freeblue » Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:43 pm

Very funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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