What makes 100%?

kv-mario · Post by **kv-mario** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:06 pm

What Makes 100%?

Well...from a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%..

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far as* kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and as* kissing will put you over the top!!!

crazy · Post by **crazy** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:09 pm

i like that thats is very good very good indeed

Post by **Earl Blue** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:11 pm

Excellent post Mario...

Ps: when are you guys coming over again... and when you get time
visit my site www.earl-blue.com and leave a message in the guestbook

Foxy Lady · Post by **Foxy Lady** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:15 pm

Ipswich gave more than 100% last night...
IPSWICH WINNING = 187%

Missblue · Post by **Missblue** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:21 pm

LOL! very good

Jus · Post by **Jus** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:25 pm

LOL - Nice one!

kv-mario · Post by **kv-mario** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:55 pm

Earl Blue wrote:Ps: when are you guys coming over again...

23rd and 24th April.

Post by **Earl Blue** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 1:27 am

kv-mario wrote:
Earl Blue wrote:Ps: when are you guys coming over again...
23rd and 24th April.

Stay in touch about it many of us want to meet upan have a few beers
with ya...

budgiebasher · Post by **budgiebasher** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:46 pm

lol very good

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:00 pm

That was quality!

penlost · Post by **penlost** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:01 pm

nice one ,

JonnoTown · Post by **JonnoTown** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:06 pm

Very clever.

Look forward to seeing you!