MARCO.You up for a game of golf

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Re: MARCO.You up for a game of golf

Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:07 pm

Thanks for the pint, Wolfie. Just had a text from, Frosty. Some bollocks about being in a club that's a mile high. Talks some sh*t that dude.

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:07 pm

Marco.has your mate Khantsee Gitthefknlightson set up the floodlights. looks a bit dark over there

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:09 pm

marko69 wrote:Thanks for the pint, Wolfie. Just had a text from, Frosty. Some bollocks about being in a club that's a mile high. Talks some sh*t that dude.
that club is probably in Oz knowing NZ Airways .. :lol:

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:09 pm

Khantsee Gitthefknlightson walked into a lamp post earlier, mate. He's at A&E.

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:11 pm

marko69 wrote:Khantsee Gitthefknlightson walked into a lamp post earlier, mate. He's at A&E.
well my mate Spike has some head torches going cheap. i'll text him to get his a**e over here.

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:12 pm

Now that you mention it, my mate Johnjo has 12 budgies going cheap. Interested?

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:15 pm

marko69 wrote:Now that you mention it, my mate Johnjo has 12 budgies going cheap. Interested?
But Spikes are really cheap cheap. buy one get one free. anyway it will probably be light by the time Charnwood gets here.

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:17 pm

I have this feeling we shall all be wrecked by the time charnaby jones gets here. :D

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:19 pm

I just went to the women's toilet by accident. . What the hell is that picture supposed to be on the bog door? Bloody confusing.

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Post by Frosty » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:22 pm

Look, hang in there chaps .... I have another technical issue.

I chose to fly a budget airline (Air New Zealand) and they gave me a window seat, sadly its over the wing, however the bigger issue is its not inside the cabin and I didn't bring a jacket.

I will try and re-book with QANTAS (Quite A Nice Takeoff, Any Survivors)

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:22 pm

marko69 wrote:I have this feeling we shall all be wrecked by the time charnaby jones gets here. :D
I think he's still counting points up on his fingers in the prediction league. did someone say he's now known as Chelsea charnaby
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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:25 pm

frostynz wrote:Look, hang in there chaps .... I have another technical issue.

I chose to fly a budget airline (Air New Zealand) and they gave me a window seat, sadly its over the wing, however the bigger issue is its not inside the cabin and I didn't bring a jacket.

I will try and re-book with QANTAS (Quite A Nice Takeoff, Any Survivors)
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take your time hic hic things seem to be ok here hic , another round bleeze blanlawd. get doon pepsi.

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:31 pm

anyone want a quick game of pool... no pepsi we wont need that no 3 iron thank you.

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:35 pm

Can I have a packet of Phileas Fogg spicy pork rinds please? Wolfie....., you sure you want another guinness? You sound reekin man. Itll affect you tee off when Spike turns up with the torches.

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:38 pm

Just had a text from Khantsee. I'll read it to you. It says, "Can't see."

sh*t...., that lamp post must've done some serious damage.

Rack the baws man.

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Post by Frosty » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:39 pm

actually they have just served a nice 'Irish Stew' on board ..... oops hang on! .... maybe the passenger next to me just threw up instead .....

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:39 pm

marko69 wrote:Can I have a packet of Phileas Fogg spicy pork rinds please? Wolfie....., you sure you want another guinness? You sound reekin man. Itll affect you tee off when Spike turns up with the torches.
i'm fine tank yow. batman carn I hove a backet of pillass frog picky ork rwinds plz.

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:42 pm

Pssst....., batman...... Water down that Guinness ffs...... He'll be hurling the stew before long if you don't.

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:42 pm

marko69 wrote:Just had a text from Khantsee. I'll read it to you. It says, "Can't see."

sh*t...., that lamp post must've done some serious damage.

Rack the baws man.
this is getting serious, was the lamp post ok

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:46 pm

The lamp post was hurt. Lights out apparently.

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Post by Frosty » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:46 pm

Christ the overhead locker just opened suddenly in turbulence .... all me golf balls headed off down the aisle and I am now being held responsible for a pile up between 3 trolley dollys.

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:50 pm

Lads, did you notice that bloke in the other bar with that black cat and an ostrich

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:53 pm

I've been watching and the bloke bought the first round. then the Ostrich got the second round. then the cat goes to the loo when it was his round.
the bloke buys a round then the Ostrich gets the next, then the cat goes to the loo again. and misses his round again.

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:54 pm

frostynz wrote:Christ the overhead locker just opened suddenly in turbulence .... all me golf balls headed off down the aisle and I am now being held responsible for a pile up between 3 trolley dollys.
I bloody loaned you my Slazenger number 4......., that better not be lodged in a trolley dollys bum cheeks?

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:57 pm

I said to the landlord what's that all about.
he said that bloke found a bottle with a genie in it. so he let him out and got 1 wish. all he wished for was a long legged bird with a tight pussy. :?

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:59 pm

Did you see the owl playing pool earlier?

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:00 pm

goldandblack wrote:I said to the landlord what's that all about.
he said that bloke found a bottle with a genie in it. so he let him out and got 1 wish. all he wished for was a long legged bird with a tight pussy. :?

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Post by Frosty » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:00 pm

I bloody loaned you my Slazenger number 4......., that better not be lodged in a trolley dollys bum cheeks?
its ok Marko .... he was absolutely fine about it.

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Post by goldandblack » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:01 pm

marko69 wrote:Did you see the owl playing pool earlier?
cant say I did, my eyes are getting a bit misty. where's the pool table. hic hic

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Post by marko69 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:02 pm

frostynz wrote:
I bloody loaned you my Slazenger number 4......., that better not be lodged in a trolley dollys bum cheeks?
its ok Marko .... he was absolutely fine about it.
That's a bit queer for Qantas is it not?

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