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The wife asked me to go & get some pills so I can get it up.
I went & got some pills.
Came home & gave the pills to her.
She said, “But these are diet pills.”
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Brilliant,Bluemike wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2023 1:53 pmThe Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down
to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said
"Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said,
"I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said,
"I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is
almost dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough
Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got the horse some water and soon Silver was
starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said,
"Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you
can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said,
"Sure, Kemosabe"
and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger
returned to the saloon to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and
asks,
"Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims,
"I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"![]()
All 3 were superb, but thats a beauty.Bluemike wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2023 2:26 pmPaddy staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. The doctor asks him what happened.
"Well it was like this," said Paddy. "I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of COWS.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball; stuck right in the middle of the cows arse. That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"...
I think your right mate, I'm not sure if I read it right.
Lol, that's good to heargoldandblack wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 6:24 pmput a couple of your long jokes on the mix jokes page Mike, most laughing emojis I've seen on there,