by number 9 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 5:14 pm
Do you believe in Leprechauns?
A construction worker is in his usual bar, having a beer after work. When he's done, he goes to the bathroom to relieve himself. A slightly short man walks in and uses the urinal next to him. The construction worker doesn't think anything of it until he catches sight of something out of the corner of his eye. He glances over and sees that the short man has got a huge p****. It freaks him out, and he feels embarrassed about thinking about it, so he says to the man:
"I'm sorry, I swear I'm not gay or anything, but I have to say, you are hung."
The short man then speaks up in a very Irish accent, "Alright, laddie, you caught me. You see, I'm a leprechaun, which is why my d*ck is so big. And now that you've caught me, you get three wishes."
The first man thinks that this guy is crazy, but he decides to go along with it anyway. "Alright then...I wish that I was the richest man in the world."
The Leprechaun says, "Done! Go check your bank account, you have billions of dollars in it. Now what is is your second wish?"
The man still doesn't really believe the guy, but he keeps going with it. "OK then, I wish that I was married to the hottest woman on Earth, who lived for nothing other than the need to satisfy my every sexual desire."
The Leprechaun says, "Done! Go home, she is waiting for you in your bed, ready to give you the greatest night of your life."
The man is dumbfounded. All the money he would ever need and a gorgeous woman that he could have incredible sex with? It's just too amazing!
The Leprechaun then asks, "What do you want for your third wish, lad?"
The man struggles, wondering what else he could possibly want, but finally says, "I want a d*ck as big as yours!"
The Leprechaun is surprised. "Oh no, laddie! The only way I could do that is if I were to bugger you."
The man backs up for a second and thinks. 'I couldn't do that....although, it's just to be gifted like that....' He continues debating, until he decides. "Alright, I'll do it."
So, the man and the Leprechaun go into the stall and the Leprechaun starts going at it, and the man is miserable, groaning in pain and hating every second of it. After awhile, the Leprechaun asks, " So how old are you, laddie?"
"I'm 35, why does it matter?"
"You're 35 and you still believe in Leprechauns?"