yeah he looks like a Tesco Bag dragged from the canal,
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yeah he looks like a Tesco Bag dragged from the canal,
did you get to see him play for the mighty Hibs,
Love thisgoldandblack wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:52 pmThree sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?" The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
Yeah a classic I'm still laughing.marko69 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 8:47 amLove thisgoldandblack wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:52 pmThree sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?" The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."![]()
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Superbgoldandblack wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 9:48 pmKids are told a story with a moral by teacher. Then they are told to go home, speak to the family and find a story with a moral.
The next day the teacher picks out a girl to start off:
“My uncle Bob liked to go to the high street shopping. One day his friend called him over the road. Uncle Bob ran across the road and was hit by a car and broke his leg. The moral is, always use the crossing or you might get hurt”
“Very good” says teacher “Billy, you next”
Billy gets up “My grandpa was in the Paras. In the Falklands War him and his mates were pinned down by a machine gun. Suddenly grandpa was blown into the air and into a trench. In the trench was a soldier’s rucksack with two bottles of whisky in it. Grandpa drank both bottles, jumped up out of the trench, he stormed the Argentine trenches , killed 20 men and won the VC.” Billy sat down proudly.
“What’s the moral of the story though?” asked the teacher.
Billy stood back up: “Don’t mess with my grandpa when he is ****ed”
marko69 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 23, 2023 12:07 pmA woman is at her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the cat that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Bubbles!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked and the cat and yelled, "Dammit Bubbles!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!
Once again, the father looked at the cat with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Bubbles, get away from her before she shits on you!"
goldandblack wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2023 3:41 pmapparently there is a recall on that model, it Blew instead of sucking, dust everywhere,![]()
goldandblack wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 7:52 pm![]()
very good Kramer.
try these.
A man phoned the hospital where his pregnant wife was admitted, but was then accidentally put through to Lords Cricket Ground.
“So how did it go” he asked
The person on the other end of the line “We’ve got four out and expect to have the rest out before lunch, the last one was a duck”
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Kid - comes into room, says...
'Dad! There’s a bloke at the door, with a bald head!'
Dad - looks up.
‘Tell him I’ve got one'
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I was sitting in the pub doing a Crossword when I turned to my Scottish mate and said."I'm stuck on one.
’Stranded On An Island’, eight letters."
"Marooned" He said.
”About time" I replied. "I'll have a lager."
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Which Icelandic Singer was named after a city in England? Was it:
A.Norwich.
B.York.
C. Leeds.
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A Blind fella walks into a bar.
Talking to the barman, he said do you want to hear blond joke,
Barman says, before you do, hope you realise a blond with a black belt in judo is sitting next to you,
And sitting on your right is another blond who is a 26st rugby player,
Sitting at the table behind you are 3 blonds who have just got out of prison for GBH.
Do you really want to tell a blond joke.
The blind fella says “ god no not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times,