Who said that?

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Re: Who said that?

Post by nicscreamer » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:38 am

Bluemike wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:06 am
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"
George Burns.

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Bluemike » Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:58 am

Nope afraid not

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Re: Who said that?

Post by marko69 » Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:15 am

nicscreamer wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:36 am
marko69 wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:52 am
Just a quick quote that no one will get while we wait on Bluemike.

“Thankfully the small midwife with the glasses has gone away on her Christmas holidays. I think if she was here for one more day, I would’ve killed her.”

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Your daughter?
Yep. Doesn’t mix her words.

Jack Dee for the quote?

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Bluemike » Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:02 pm

Jack Dee is incorrect, am I supposed to give clues?

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Re: Who said that?

Post by nicscreamer » Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:10 pm

Yes give clues!!!!

Joan Rivers?

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Bluemike » Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:06 pm

Nope but correct sex

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Post by nicscreamer » Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:14 pm

Ohhhh ok.....

How about Jo Brand? Or Ruby Wax? Both are witty enough to say that.

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Bluemike » Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:24 pm

Nope but is not English

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Re: Who said that?

Post by number 9 » Wed Dec 19, 2018 2:41 pm

Amy Schumer?

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Bluemike » Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:18 pm

Afraid not.

Once won a Golden globe for best Actress

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Re: Who said that?

Post by nicscreamer » Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:51 pm

Lol that doesn't help at all!!!

Barbara Streisand?

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Andym » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:00 pm

Bette Miller

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Bluemike » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:21 pm

Andy is very very very close but not Miller

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Re: Who said that?

Post by nicscreamer » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:29 pm

Bette Midler!

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Bluemike » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:36 pm

Indeed yes but I'm sure that's what Andy meant to type lol

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Re: Who said that?

Post by nicscreamer » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:52 pm

PMSL yes I am sure he did, and I magnanimously let him have the win ;-)

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Andym » Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:32 pm

Why, thank you. I blame bloody autocorrelation!

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Post by Andym » Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:33 pm

Jesus! It even autocorrects "autocorrect "!

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Bluemike » Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:16 pm

Lmao

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Re: Who said that?

Post by number 9 » Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:57 pm

Jason Statham?

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Andym » Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:21 pm

Nope. Not him.

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Bluemike » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:54 pm

Eddie Murphy

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Andym » Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:21 pm

No. He was in some bloody awful films, but that wasn't his main career.

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Re: Who said that?

Post by BLUEBLOOD » Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:48 am

Is It sivlE yelserP auto correct cannot do this one correct. :wink: The King

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Andym » Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:34 am

Ha ha. Yes indeed, Elvis Presley.

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Bluemike » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:02 am

How'd you get that so quick ?

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Re: Who said that?

Post by nicscreamer » Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:37 am

Just a quick comedy one whilst we wait for the proper one.....

"Where did all those f**king Indians come from???"

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Re: Who said that?

Post by Bluemike » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:13 am

Mayor of Luton ?

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Re: Who said that?

Post by nicscreamer » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:48 am

Bluemike wrote:
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Mayor of Luton ?
PMSL!!!!!! More historical than that

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Re: Who said that?

Post by arana peligrosa » Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:02 pm

Never see it in all truth but perhaps Blazing Saddles or something of that genre.

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