The Alternative Football Club Thread

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by marko69 » Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:22 pm

Mighty Loons need to get back to L1. Can’t have the other two ‘Gus teams getting too far ahead. Arbroath could be in the SPL next season :shock: :shock: :shock: ……. And Montrose going to Falkirk & pumping them 3-0? Need to get out of that League and up playing derbies again.
Hedgers in the Highland league must be quite amusing though! :lol:

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Post by goldandblack » Wed Jun 01, 2022 10:41 pm

number 9 wrote:
Wed Jun 01, 2022 4:26 pm
goldandblack wrote:
Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:06 am
number 9 wrote:
Tue May 31, 2022 11:52 pm
Boring!
well their you go. you wont need to worry anymore 9. :astroll: I must have read the thread title wrong,
What's happened to your sense of humour, mate! :lol:
No i just happened to agree with you, folk on a Town forum must get bored reading about another club, although when someone goes to the trouble starting a new thread i do like to help keep it going, but that's life and I will leave all football talk to Town fans on a Town forum.

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by Mauswara » Mon Dec 12, 2022 6:43 am

Was there really ever a result Fife 4 Forfar 5, or am I imagining it?

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by marko69 » Mon Dec 12, 2022 11:32 am

Mauswara wrote:
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Was there really ever a result Fife 4 Forfar 5, or am I imagining it?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44916496

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by Bluemike » Mon Dec 12, 2022 12:45 pm

And the right way round !!!!!

MON' THE MIGHTY LOONS !!!!!!!

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by Bluemike » Tue Feb 07, 2023 8:59 am

We've got super Ray Mckinnon
He knows exactly what we need
Munro at the back
Mcluskey in attack
The Loons are gonna win the f**king League.....

We've go super Ray Mckinnon.........

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Post by Bluemike » Tue Apr 04, 2023 5:32 am

The Loons bottom a few weeks ago and facing expulsion from the League to now sitting in the final play off slot, what a,transformation under this manager, hopefully we can stay there and win promotion via the play offs

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by Bluemike » Fri May 26, 2023 1:12 pm

Albion Rovers RIP, one club that will never return to the SFL.

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by AzzurroMark » Thu Jul 27, 2023 6:08 pm

Oh dear Marko, Hibs losing to an Andorran team in a first leg! I have written that in tiny text so that maybe nobody else can see it! The biggest surprise however is that a team from Andorra qualifies for qualifying for a qualifying round of any European competition!

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Post by marko69 » Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:47 pm

You seen the footage of the travelling fans? Feckin disgrace to the club. Yeah, GREAT that you're travelling to Andorra but don't act like tw@ts on the continent. AS with all clubs in the soccer --->> fans all brushed with the same brush. I'm more pi$$ed off with those travelling nutjobs than the result. The club will turn it around at Easter Road......, but the fans performance will live on. As said; yep, they travelled, but Hibs could do with emptying that type of "fan".

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by Bluemike » Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:30 pm

I watched that this morning, not the greatest role models for the club was it. The result is best ignored.

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Post by arana peligrosa » Sat Jul 29, 2023 2:36 am

Didn't know Andorra had any teams or club sides. Just recognize them for invariably requisite opposition for the English in any bullshit Qualification Groups.

r.e. the Scots games, Forfar believe play St Mirren in League Cup action pretty soon, not quite a glamour tie for them but arguably going up against a more illustrious challenger. Airdrie face off with Bonnyrigg, Partick with Spartans : it's that type of early round competition.

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by Bluemike » Sat Jul 29, 2023 5:11 am

Yes Saint , Forfar have had a great start to the season with Three straight wins and top their group having beaten Montrose (one league higher) and Arbroath (Two leagues higher).

St mirren are premier league so this will be very tough, I am buying a pass to watch the game, hopefully results elsewhere go our way and we qualify for the last sixteen. I'm backing the Loons to win League Two this season.

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Post by marko69 » Sat Jul 29, 2023 10:38 am

I like the games you picked out, Saint. Really is an entertaining round of the SLC if people accept that the quality is lower league Scottish soccer. Ive always loved it with the exception of Hibs playing these clubs…….. 9 man defence, equivalent of Ipswich v Morecambe. Soul destroying.

Forfar will no doubt take a decent wee support down to Paisley today. Big game in Bonnyrigg v Airdrie. Tight little town and that traffic light crossroads outside the ground, (which is a nightmare anyway) will be extra testing on the patience around 2pm/3pm today.
And loving seeing the Edinburgh Spartans in the league. Very interested in that.
Might have to be on the Spartans side v those Loons this coming season Mike :D

But ‘mon the loons for today 👍👌

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by marko69 » Sat Jul 29, 2023 12:00 pm

Just on the traffic news…… large accident on the Queensway in Dundee……. Is this all these Forfarites causing carnage on the way to Paisley?! :lol:

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by Bluemike » Sat Jul 29, 2023 12:08 pm

A Lorry spilt it's load of Bridies

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Post by marko69 » Sat Jul 29, 2023 12:58 pm

There is no “5 second rule” for those beauties!

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Post by Bluemike » Sat Jul 29, 2023 1:33 pm

Absolutely

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Post by marko69 » Sat Jul 29, 2023 2:08 pm

Buddies v Loons one of the 8 games that reporters are at for Sportsound ……. They’re saying buddies went out at this group stage last season so they’ll be focussed today. Ray McKinnon will need to set up very well for the win in Paisley today.

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Post by marko69 » Sat Jul 29, 2023 3:26 pm

Ryan Strain for ITFC? Sounds like a great player!

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Post by Bluemike » Sat Jul 29, 2023 4:20 pm

Well Forfar just rolled over in that first half, it was abject dross. Turned it off at HT.

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by marko69 » Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:23 pm

Andorran result and then Blackpool 3 Hibs 0

Long, painful season ahead. 🤦‍♂️

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by AzzurroMark » Sun Jul 30, 2023 2:15 pm

marko69 wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:23 pm
Andorran result and then Blackpool 3 Hibs 0

Long, painful season ahead. 🤦‍♂️
Have known seasons where teams have had a terrible run of results in friendlies, then had a cracking league season (& vice versa). Will be keeping fingers crossed for you Marko! :D

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Post by arana peligrosa » Sun Jul 30, 2023 6:10 pm

What at Blackpool. That's not so bad a score, they were EPL status not so long back.

Guess it adds certain credence why Scots teams shouldn't be allowed or invited to join in with English Leagues : although Celtic would most likely have stomped over them like sand-flies.

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Post by marko69 » Sun Jul 30, 2023 7:18 pm

arana peligrosa wrote:
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What at Blackpool. That's not so bad a score, they were EPL status not so long back.

Guess it adds certain credence why Scots teams shouldn't be allowed or invited to join in with English Leagues : although Celtic would most likely have stomped over them like sand-flies.
Not many trying to be invited. We are a separate country and compete here in Scotland. We couldn’t give two fucks about playing in England. Like asking Ipswich if they want to go compete in Scotland. They’d be upper SPL no problem, maybe even win the league and cups……. But fans are like, “Err, no thanks.”
Likewise, Hibs v Charlton? No thanks.
We’ll stick to the boggy nights in Perth. 👍👌

Hibs tend to draw v English opposition.
When Huddersfield were EPL, was 0-0 @ Easter Road. No idea why the Blackpool games started being “a thing”, but defeated them twice and drawn most of the others over the past 12 years.
Drew with Blackburn, defeated Boro, Wigan, Bolton…….. defeated by Carlisle (🤦‍♂️) Preston NE,
Mixed bag over the years. Hibs would be League One in England.

Celtic SHOULD defeat all these teams and arguably be an EPL club, (1-1 with Wolves yesterday) but reckon they’d be a yo-yo WBA type.

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by marko69 » Sun Jul 30, 2023 7:20 pm

AzzurroMark wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 2:15 pm
marko69 wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:23 pm
Andorran result and then Blackpool 3 Hibs 0

Long, painful season ahead. 🤦‍♂️
Have known seasons where teams have had a terrible run of results in friendlies, then had a cracking league season (& vice versa). Will be keeping fingers crossed for you Marko! :D
Fairly sure Liam will turn things around after the last 180mins of football.
Should thump the Andorrans 4-0 minimum at ER on Thursday but no bets placed.

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by marko69 » Thu Aug 03, 2023 10:15 pm

marko69 wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 7:20 pm
AzzurroMark wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 2:15 pm
marko69 wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:23 pm
Andorran result and then Blackpool 3 Hibs 0

Long, painful season ahead. 🤦‍♂️
Have known seasons where teams have had a terrible run of results in friendlies, then had a cracking league season (& vice versa). Will be keeping fingers crossed for you Marko! :D
Fairly sure Liam will turn things around after the last 180mins of football.
Should thump the Andorrans 4-0 minimum at ER on Thursday but no bets placed.
Those text messages from the Hertz gits have been non existent tonight.

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by AzzurroMark » Fri Aug 04, 2023 11:20 am

marko69 wrote:
Thu Aug 03, 2023 10:15 pm
marko69 wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 7:20 pm
AzzurroMark wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2023 2:15 pm


Have known seasons where teams have had a terrible run of results in friendlies, then had a cracking league season (& vice versa). Will be keeping fingers crossed for you Marko! :D
Fairly sure Liam will turn things around after the last 180mins of football.
Should thump the Andorrans 4-0 minimum at ER on Thursday but no bets placed.
Those text messages from the Hertz gits have been non existent tonight.
I am sure it was never in doubt! :D Mind you, fancy letting them score against you! :wink: :lol:
I don't really follow the European cup scene that much, but where does that leave you now? Any more qualifiers or is that you will be in the next round proper?

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Re: The Alternative Football Club Thread

Post by marko69 » Fri Aug 04, 2023 1:29 pm

Yes, the oppositions goal was a proper fly in the ointment. They really are a pub team. Tending to believe that the huffing & puffing by Hibs in the first half in Andorra was altitude related.

FC Luzern next round, then it’ll be the conference group stage.

Hibs will find a way…….. to NOT be involved! :lol:

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