Arrise Sir Boris

[goldandblack]

Hopefully he's served some juice.

he spent a lot of time serving for the match
now he's spending a lot of time serving time for her majesty.

well its a start

[marko69]

He’ll “love” it.

[goldandblack]

He’ll “love” it.

he was once good on both the Grass and hard courts. now he' just good on the grass .

How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

[marko69]

Think he instructed his ace accountant to double fault on his finances.

[goldandblack]

Think he instructed his ace accountant to double fault on his finances.

Don’t think you quite understand my English Boris.
When I said “you’re at the Southwark Crown Court on Thursday I didn’t mean you were at the Southwark Tennis Court,
And also no I didn’t say your be giving Pat Cash a hiding, I said it’s over you hiding some Cash,

[marko69]

Judge : “Serves you right, Boris.”

Boris : “Err, nein, nein, I am left handed, your honour”

[goldandblack]

and Where's Mr 9s usual sense humour aye.

Judge to Becker;” I give you 30 for stepping over the line,”

John McEnroe shouts from the gallery; “you can’t be serious judge,”

Judge; “for contempt of court I give you 15 McEnroe.

Becker... 30
McEnroe 15

[marko69]

Judge: “From here, you will be taken to Feder……”

Boris: “Oh yah, yah, Rogers house?”

Judge: “No Mr Becker. Federal pound you in the a$$ prison.”

[goldandblack]

Judge: “From here, you will be taken to Feder……”

Boris: “Oh yah, yah, Rogers house?”

Judge: “No Mr Becker. Federal pound you in the a$$ prison.”

Classic mate, that's the best on so far,

wish these folk wouldn't rush so fast to join in,

[goldandblack]

Judge, Next case please,
Court usher; Call Conner,
Judge, Can you call the person v the state not what he's up for.
Court usher; I just did, Call J Conners

[marko69]

Judge: “Next case. The woman who tried to steal a toilet.”

“Court calls Miss Martina No-Lava-Tory”

[goldandblack]

Judge: “Next case. The woman who tried to steal a toilet.”

“Court calls Miss Martina No-Lava-Tory”

brilliant,


Judge ; ring the gong for witness Evonne Goolagong to the stand,
Usher; All the witnesses have gone home your honour.
Even Evonne Goolagong and even the gongs gone.

[marko69]

I’m OUT with the tennis stuff…….

THAT WAS NOT OUT……. CHALK DUST!!! CHAAAALK DUST!!!

[goldandblack]

I’m OUT with the tennis stuff…….

THAT WAS NOT OUT……. CHALK DUST!!! CHAAAALK DUST!!!

only 27 more posts.
little Boris story
My son’s family have a cats called Boris and Jasmine.
He taught Boris to fetch like a dog, he throws a ball and it gets it and brings it back,
When Boris is outside he has been taught not to go over the fence into this neighbours garden who has a dog,
Boris will wait until no one is looking, will even go into the kitchen and see if anyone is looking, then climbs over the fence,
My son will be watching from upstairs and filming this cat. Anyway Jasmine will run into the house and squeal on Boris to let them know he gone over the fence.
Have got phone videos of this but wouldn’t know how to post them,

[marko69]

Boris: “Jasmine!! You grass!”
Jasmine: “No, more a Asiatic evergreen ground covering if i’m honest, Boris. Now get out my face, pussy!”

[goldandblack]

Back in court, the judge summing up the case.

Judge; Boris you have acted like a complete monster, scarring every decent folk you meet. Causing mayhem wherever you go,
Usher; Wrong case your honour Boris Karloff is the next case sir,

[marko69]

Peggy Mitchell is stand in Judge.

Peggy: “Two and a arf yeez in the beeg haaas for you, Boris.”
Becker: “How many months is this your honour?”
Peggy: “Thats thirty, love.”

[goldandblack]

and back to the original topic
Mr Starmer, you play with fire you get burnt, leave the proper work to the professionals,

[goldandblack]

Boris about to settle in his cell.
Warden; do you need anything before I lock you in,
Boris, Well I could do with a light for my candle and perhaps a set of chess,
Warden returns unlocks the door and says, that’s your Game set and match Boris,

[marko69]

Warden: "That you bashin' the Bishop, Boris?"

[goldandblack]

Warden: "That you bashin' the Bishop, Boris?"

The governor of the prison says to the warden” go and check on Boris “
Warden reports back, Boris has been checked mate,.