MARCO.You up for a game of golf
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Thanks for the pint, Wolfie. Just had a text from, Frosty. Some bollocks about being in a club that's a mile high. Talks some sh*t that dude.
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Marco.has your mate Khantsee Gitthefknlightson set up the floodlights. looks a bit dark over there
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that club is probably in Oz knowing NZ Airways ..marko69 wrote:Thanks for the pint, Wolfie. Just had a text from, Frosty. Some bollocks about being in a club that's a mile high. Talks some sh*t that dude.
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Khantsee Gitthefknlightson walked into a lamp post earlier, mate. He's at A&E.
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well my mate Spike has some head torches going cheap. i'll text him to get his a**e over here.marko69 wrote:Khantsee Gitthefknlightson walked into a lamp post earlier, mate. He's at A&E.
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Now that you mention it, my mate Johnjo has 12 budgies going cheap. Interested?
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But Spikes are really cheap cheap. buy one get one free. anyway it will probably be light by the time Charnwood gets here.marko69 wrote:Now that you mention it, my mate Johnjo has 12 budgies going cheap. Interested?
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I have this feeling we shall all be wrecked by the time charnaby jones gets here.
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I just went to the women's toilet by accident. . What the hell is that picture supposed to be on the bog door? Bloody confusing.
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Look, hang in there chaps .... I have another technical issue.
I chose to fly a budget airline (Air New Zealand) and they gave me a window seat, sadly its over the wing, however the bigger issue is its not inside the cabin and I didn't bring a jacket.
I will try and re-book with QANTAS (Quite A Nice Takeoff, Any Survivors)
I chose to fly a budget airline (Air New Zealand) and they gave me a window seat, sadly its over the wing, however the bigger issue is its not inside the cabin and I didn't bring a jacket.
I will try and re-book with QANTAS (Quite A Nice Takeoff, Any Survivors)
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I think he's still counting points up on his fingers in the prediction league. did someone say he's now known as Chelsea charnabymarko69 wrote:I have this feeling we shall all be wrecked by the time charnaby jones gets here.
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frostynz wrote:Look, hang in there chaps .... I have another technical issue.
I chose to fly a budget airline (Air New Zealand) and they gave me a window seat, sadly its over the wing, however the bigger issue is its not inside the cabin and I didn't bring a jacket.
I will try and re-book with QANTAS (Quite A Nice Takeoff, Any Survivors)
take your time hic hic things seem to be ok here hic , another round bleeze blanlawd. get doon pepsi.
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anyone want a quick game of pool... no pepsi we wont need that no 3 iron thank you.
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Can I have a packet of Phileas Fogg spicy pork rinds please? Wolfie....., you sure you want another guinness? You sound reekin man. Itll affect you tee off when Spike turns up with the torches.
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Just had a text from Khantsee. I'll read it to you. It says, "Can't see."
sh*t...., that lamp post must've done some serious damage.
Rack the baws man.
sh*t...., that lamp post must've done some serious damage.
Rack the baws man.
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actually they have just served a nice 'Irish Stew' on board ..... oops hang on! .... maybe the passenger next to me just threw up instead .....
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i'm fine tank yow. batman carn I hove a backet of pillass frog picky ork rwinds plz.marko69 wrote:Can I have a packet of Phileas Fogg spicy pork rinds please? Wolfie....., you sure you want another guinness? You sound reekin man. Itll affect you tee off when Spike turns up with the torches.
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Pssst....., batman...... Water down that Guinness ffs...... He'll be hurling the stew before long if you don't.
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this is getting serious, was the lamp post okmarko69 wrote:Just had a text from Khantsee. I'll read it to you. It says, "Can't see."
sh*t...., that lamp post must've done some serious damage.
Rack the baws man.
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The lamp post was hurt. Lights out apparently.
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Christ the overhead locker just opened suddenly in turbulence .... all me golf balls headed off down the aisle and I am now being held responsible for a pile up between 3 trolley dollys.
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Lads, did you notice that bloke in the other bar with that black cat and an ostrich
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I've been watching and the bloke bought the first round. then the Ostrich got the second round. then the cat goes to the loo when it was his round.
the bloke buys a round then the Ostrich gets the next, then the cat goes to the loo again. and misses his round again.
the bloke buys a round then the Ostrich gets the next, then the cat goes to the loo again. and misses his round again.
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I bloody loaned you my Slazenger number 4......., that better not be lodged in a trolley dollys bum cheeks?frostynz wrote:Christ the overhead locker just opened suddenly in turbulence .... all me golf balls headed off down the aisle and I am now being held responsible for a pile up between 3 trolley dollys.
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I said to the landlord what's that all about.
he said that bloke found a bottle with a genie in it. so he let him out and got 1 wish. all he wished for was a long legged bird with a tight pussy.
he said that bloke found a bottle with a genie in it. so he let him out and got 1 wish. all he wished for was a long legged bird with a tight pussy.
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Did you see the owl playing pool earlier?
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goldandblack wrote:I said to the landlord what's that all about.
he said that bloke found a bottle with a genie in it. so he let him out and got 1 wish. all he wished for was a long legged bird with a tight pussy.
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its ok Marko .... he was absolutely fine about it.I bloody loaned you my Slazenger number 4......., that better not be lodged in a trolley dollys bum cheeks?
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cant say I did, my eyes are getting a bit misty. where's the pool table. hic hicmarko69 wrote:Did you see the owl playing pool earlier?
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That's a bit queer for Qantas is it not?frostynz wrote:its ok Marko .... he was absolutely fine about it.I bloody loaned you my Slazenger number 4......., that better not be lodged in a trolley dollys bum cheeks?