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West Ham v The Wolves

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Re: West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers

Post by marko69 » Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:44 pm

Nice one, Wolfie.

If not for King Keanos promises and his Hungarian Goulash signings, could've been Ipswich Town playing at the weekend and maybe even playing to retain the English Premier League crown. (Yep, ok, slightly out of touch with reality on that one.)

WHU 1-3 WOLVES

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Re: West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers

Post by hallamblue » Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:14 pm

By the Hungarian goulash ..... I take it you mean that mean machine Tamas Priskin . Wonder what he’s up to these days ? 🤔

You stole my score prediction..... so I’ll have to go with
Wet Spam 1- 2 Wolves ..... but if your prediction comes up I’m claiming it at stolen from Lizzie Lou !

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Re: West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers

Post by marko69 » Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:45 pm

Tamas is out of football now, Lizzie-Lou and is head "Covid19 is a conspiracy" leader in Hungary. He runs the "Anti-Mask" campaign....., which is almost an anagram of his name if you remove the "PR".

"The PR was removed @ PR years ago, mate!"

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Post by hallamblue » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:02 pm

Oh I don’t know, many would say we’ve got PR back with the attributes of “ PRPaul” 👍

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Post by marko69 » Mon Jun 15, 2020 9:04 pm

Caption 1:

Reporter: Well it’s been months since we’ve seen any football and we’re just looking back at some of your blatant cheating b*stard dives on the monitor. Anything to say about that nonsense?
Player: (picture)

Caption 2:

Dad: “I told you to bring money you tight little git. You missed the pies, the drinks, the crisps. And yes, I’ll be getting more at half time because it was flippin delicious. And you’ll be getting nowt.”

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Post by number 9 » Mon Jun 15, 2020 10:54 pm

Caption 1: “Bloody hell I knew we’d have to wear a mask, but a teddy-bear suit?!”

Caption 2: “One of you has tested positive! Come on, get out!”
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Post by number 9 » Tue Jun 16, 2020 1:23 am

Connor Cody, the only team member excited about the Covid Restart. I dunno, I think WestHam have this. 2-1

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Post by marko69 » Tue Jun 16, 2020 12:22 pm

Ok Wolfie, Who captioned the wrong pictures, me or 9? Confused dot com.

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Re: West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers

Post by Frosty » Tue Jun 16, 2020 12:34 pm

Caption 2

“Dad, the Koala just pissed on my head”

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Post by number 9 » Tue Jun 16, 2020 3:09 pm

goldandblack wrote:
Tue Jun 16, 2020 2:28 pm
marko69 wrote:
Tue Jun 16, 2020 12:22 pm
Ok Wolfie, Who captioned the wrong pictures, me or 9? Confused dot com.
well looking back in history on here we can roughly guess who got it wrong. Clue;- its more than 8 and less than 10. Bless :wink:
also the score prediction is worrying. don't he know who we are ? 8)
Ah yes...it was I. I forgot we're on Wolfie's forum and everything has to be perfect. So I'm revising my score West Ham 3 v Wolves 1. Is that better? :lol:

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Post by marko69 » Tue Jun 16, 2020 4:50 pm

David Moyes caption:

Reporter: "So, David. What about that defensive error in the 1991 League Cup Final which allowed Wright to wrap things up for the Cabbage & Ribs?"
Moyes: "Ancient history. I'm the manager of this team now."
Reporter: "Aye. Nice colour. NOT!"

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Post by marko69 » Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:41 pm

I can see the laddies pain there, Wolfie. It's like a Dundee United spray job.

Out of curiosity though, what colour spray would be required......, golden mustard?

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Post by marko69 » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:00 am

goldandblack wrote:
Tue Jun 16, 2020 11:33 pm
Marko. this new random Premier thread has gone down well, do you think it should run alongside the Town one next season,?
Can’t speak for everyone, Wolfie, but where there are Tangy Cheese Doritos on offer....... always welcome! 👍

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Re: West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers

Post by number 9 » Wed Jun 17, 2020 2:53 am

Those Wolves colours look like something I just left in the toilet. I even howled during the event. It might be prudent to dial back a bit on the Wanderers Optimism. Just a thought. I’ll be blowing bubbles tomorrow.😂

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Re: West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers

Post by Charnwood » Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:40 am

As much as I like seeing Wolves do well and have great admiration for their Manager, I’ve always had a soft spot for West Ham since the days of Bobby Moore, Martin Peters & Geoff Hurst. I also loved playing in West Ham colours in my playing days in Colchester, where I was friends with Alan Stephenson who played for them in the early 70’s.

I’ll run with my “soft spot” and go for 2-1 to West Ham.

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Post by Bluemike » Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:07 am

2-0 Hammers

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Re: West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers

Post by Charnwood » Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:19 am

To be honest I’m more interested in the Man City v Arsenal match. It would be interesting to see what reception Mikel Arteta gets from the Man City fans 🤔🤣😂🤣

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Re: West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers

Post by Frosty » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:25 pm

f*ck, I never realised ‘Ted’ was the Hammers mascot.

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Re: West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers

Post by Bluemike » Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:15 am

Well I have to say last nights Two games did nothing at all for me, a bore fest of the highest order, I really don't think I've missed the Premier League at all, it just didn't even seem real to me, as I said a while back, its ITFC or nothing for me.

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